eating carrots makes your bOObs bigger?, yeah right! Options

[aybaybay007]

my friend has DD's and she brings carrots to lunch everyday and says carrots are the reason she has big boobs.
and im like buuuullllshittt your just gifted.
but shes like no im right. and now all my friends are bringing carrots to lunch and talking about how they cant wait for their boobs to be as big as my friend's, the carrot queen.

im right. right?
carrots dont make your boobs bigger
si?

[Reidar]

Actually, they do. It's a biennial plant often regulated with gibberellins (GAs), which are diterpenoid acids used as plant hormones that are synthesized by the terpenoid pathway in plastids and then modified in the endoplasmic reticulum and cytosol until they reach their biologically-active form. Synthetically, this causes the carotenoids to instigate estrogen aromatization after consumption. It was documented in vitro through a series of studies at the University of Waterloo.

Just kidding. She's full of it.

[Sprague]

I love you, Reidar.

[Kay-]

LOL

[ChangeofHeart]

i heard drinkin ALOT of milk gives big tits

[Reidar]

Whoever said that should be arrested for air pollution everytime they open their mouth.

[karmakiller]

Did you take time to type that all up and make it look professional with a bunch of jargon?

Your boobs grow because of hormones. If carrots are packed with boob enhancing hormones... you probably shouldn't eat them.

[Just_Dream]

i heard drinkin ALOT of milk gives big tits

... More like it gives you strong bones. Milk has calcium, which is good for your muscle and bones, since calcium is needed and circulated when muscles are stretched.


Anyways, depending on the person, birth control can make your boobs bigger, but only by a little bit.

As for carrots, no wai. Isn't that supposed to help with vision?

[demolished]

Actually, they do. It's a biennial plant often regulated with gibberellins (GAs), which are diterpenoid acids used as plant hormones that are synthesized by the terpenoid pathway in plastids and then modified in the endoplasmic reticulum and cytosol until they reach their biologically-active form. Synthetically, this causes the carotenoids to instigate estrogen aromatization after consumption. It was documented in vitro through a series of studies at the University of Waterloo.

Just kidding. She's full of it.

Haha. when i was reading it, i was like ... " plants have hormones?! it wasnt in the textbook!?"

[Gigi]

As for carrots, no wai. Isn't that supposed to help with vision?

*nods*.

My friend started taking birth control and she's convinced that it's because of them that her boobs grew 2 cup sizes. I remain skeptical (also, I'm not curious because I don't want my boobs to get bigger). She got a little bigger overall, too, but her boobs did get significantly better, as she claims.

[Anephoria]

Actually, they do. It's a biennial plant often regulated with gibberellins (GAs), which are diterpenoid acids used as plant hormones that are synthesized by the terpenoid pathway in plastids and then modified in the endoplasmic reticulum and cytosol until they reach their biologically-active form. Synthetically, this causes the carotenoids to instigate estrogen aromatization after consumption. It was documented in vitro through a series of studies at the University of Waterloo.

Just kidding. She's full of it.

Freaking awsome

[dustbunny]

Anyways, depending on the person, bitch control can make your boobs bigger, but only by a little bit.

?!?!??! birth right!?

[rockable]

lol. Well.. if it was true (which it isnt) then where the hell did I go wrong?! I eat carrots basically every night for tea. ha!

[IzzyGrace]

Actually, they do. It's a biennial plant often regulated with gibberellins (GAs), which are diterpenoid acids used as plant hormones that are synthesized by the terpenoid pathway in plastids and then modified in the endoplasmic reticulum and cytosol until they reach their biologically-active form. Synthetically, this causes the carotenoids to instigate estrogen aromatization after consumption. It was documented in vitro through a series of studies at the University of Waterloo.

Just kidding. She's full of it.

Haha, this is great. I'm just curious as to how long it took to type this up.

[Just_Dream]

?!?!??! birth right!?

Yea haha. my bad.




Gigi - yea but I think with weight gain, your chest can get bigger. Look at Nicole Richie -- when she used to be big, she had a huge chest. THen she got really skinny and ended up with a flat chest. Then she started gaining weight again (a little before she got pregnant) and her chest got a little bit bigger. Then she got skinny again, and now her chest is bigger, since she had a baby. I mean, I'm sure if she got skinny again and then got to a normal weight again, her chest would get bigger.

But yes, birth control did make my chest a little bit bigger (actually, it's a cup size bigger now, according to Victoria's Secret lol).

[*KINGdinguhling*]

cannotconfirm

[gojira]

WTF? HOW COME NOBODY EVER TOLD ME DIS!

[Flaunted]

My mother keeps telling me about papayas
and the squeezing of your palms together makes your boobs biggers.
Whatever, I like not wearing a bra sometimes.

[gojira]

LOL im getting surgery, f*ck this shit.