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How to be manly
Reidar
post May 16 2008, 06:52 PM
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Vae Victis
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That means they're in love with you. Keep it up.

It's Friday, and that means it's time for another installment of Manly Image of the Week©.

Today's image depicts a rocket-powered chainsaw.



Neat optical illusion: if you smash your head against a wall and look at the picture, it looks like it's moving.
 
MissCuppyCake
post May 16 2008, 11:48 PM
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MissCuppyCake ---> I Married The MuffinMan --- <3
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haha.
some people are taking this seriously??
i read the first sentence and started laughing my @$$ off.
haha!

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JokeInsideJoke
post May 17 2008, 04:16 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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QUOTE(Katalyzt @ May 16 2008, 07:24 PM) *
seems your "help" has now made all the women hate me now!



you sacrificed a goat? blink.gif
 
Reidar
post May 23 2008, 05:42 AM
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I just got a new batch of letters in. I will be addressing them in my new advice column, Ask Reidar.

Our first letter comes from Mike in Michigan.

Mike writes:

Dear Reidar,
I tried following the advice you gave me on asking girls out, and I got arrested. What did I do wrong?

Mike Schmoe,
Cell #1402
Wayne County, MI


Make sure you don't forget to wear pants when approaching a female. This is a common mistake.

Our next letter comes from Jaime in California.

Jaime writes:

Dear Reidar,
I want to be manly with rippling pecs, ham-sized fists, and a coy scowl, like you! Unfortunately, I am a girl. Any advice?

Jaime Muray
San Jose, CA


You should have thought of that before you were born a girl.

Our final letter arrives from Jerry in Vermont.

Dear Reidar,
You are such an inspiration. I was wondering if you could show up for my son's birthday party. He would be ecstatic to see you in person. Little Jimmy is a huge fan of yours and looks up to you as a role-model. You see, Jimmy is very sick and doesn't have much time left to live. As a grieving parent, I feel helpless - but looking at you gives our family strength and courage. And I just know that this is one appearance that would absolutely make his day. If you have time in your schedule, could you please fly down here and pay Little Jimmy a visit?

Jerry Berg
Burlington, VT


No.

Well, that's all for this week. Great letters, everybody! Keep those pencils moving, and I'll see you next time.
 

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