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How to be manly
Reidar
post May 11 2008, 01:31 AM
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Hello, noodle kegs. After a mountain of requests on how to be manly like me, I've finally decided to oblige you in revealing some of my secrets.

Here's my top-secret hair styling regimen. These suave cuts will make the ladies swarm over you like fire ants on a newborn baby.

1. Locate barren spot of dry dirt.

2. Draw in sacrificial circle with stick.

3. Sacrifice goat.

4. Apply blood to face in "X" formation, each side coming from brow to jawline.

5. Hold carcass over head and chant Satanic ritual.

6. Administer hair gel.

Note: step 6 is optional.
 

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Reidar   How to be manly   May 11 2008, 01:31 AM
doughnut   sacrifice goat? why would you want to do that?   May 11 2008, 01:46 AM
doiink   ^ to arrange their intestines and entrails in beau...   May 11 2008, 01:52 AM
Reidar   No girls allowed. Here's a typical day's ...   May 11 2008, 01:53 AM
doughnut   your sort of a 'man' sounds somewhat like ...   May 11 2008, 01:59 AM
absinthe   I`ve seen some pretty manly women before.   May 11 2008, 02:07 AM
DoubleJ   QUOTE(absinthe @ May 11 2008, 03:07 AM) I...   May 11 2008, 02:02 PM
ChangeofHeart   where is the porn in this list?   May 11 2008, 01:24 PM
Reidar   I use peanut butter. QUOTE(ChangeofHeart @ M...   May 11 2008, 03:33 PM
aybaybay007   QUOTE(ChangeofHeart @ May 11 2008, 01:24 ...   May 12 2008, 09:41 PM
sparrowdust   what kind of hair gel?   May 11 2008, 03:02 PM
Katalyzt   this should be renamed "How to be an egocentr...   May 11 2008, 04:27 PM
Reidar   QUOTE(Katalyzt @ May 11 2008, 04:27 PM) t...   May 11 2008, 04:41 PM
karmakiller   QUOTE(Reidar @ May 11 2008, 04:41 PM) Let...   May 11 2008, 06:44 PM
JokeInsideJoke   poor goat . why does it have to be a goat? cant i...   May 11 2008, 04:33 PM
Katalyzt   Rejected... Try, slapped, kicked in the nuts, spra...   May 11 2008, 04:46 PM
The-March-Hare   QUOTE(Reidar @ May 11 2008, 09:33 PM) Por...   May 12 2008, 09:12 AM
Kay-   So like ya wanna marry me?   May 12 2008, 09:46 PM
Reidar   Marriage isn't manly. These are manly: > H...   May 12 2008, 11:28 PM
JokeInsideJoke   QUOTE(Reidar @ May 13 2008, 12:28 AM) Mar...   May 13 2008, 02:56 PM
Reidar   Manly sources. Here is a transcript of a conver...   May 13 2008, 03:43 PM
Katalyzt   uhh. ok... im pretty sure thats what grosses most ...   May 13 2008, 07:05 PM
Reidar   God, you're back again? What happened this tim...   May 13 2008, 07:14 PM
IVIike   hahahaha I loved that   May 16 2008, 05:56 PM
Katalyzt   seems your "help" has now made all the w...   May 16 2008, 06:24 PM
JokeInsideJoke   QUOTE(Katalyzt @ May 16 2008, 07:24 PM) s...   May 17 2008, 04:16 PM
Reidar   That means they're in love with you. Keep it u...   May 16 2008, 06:52 PM
MissCuppyCake   haha. some people are taking this seriously?? i re...   May 16 2008, 11:48 PM
Reidar   I just got a new batch of letters in. I will be ad...   May 23 2008, 05:42 AM


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