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 May 9 2008, 03:48 PM
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Newbie  Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 643,211  |
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" |
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May 25 2008, 02:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 33 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 631,647 |
LOL one of the best ones ive heard in a while
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May 25 2008, 02:26 PM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
LOL
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May 25 2008, 02:28 PM
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 yo yo yiggidy yo. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,606 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,591 |
LMFAO.
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May 25 2008, 02:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,288 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,380 |
ha, this is really funny, but i've heard this one.
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May 26 2008, 11:01 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
hahaha! i like this
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May 26 2008, 11:06 PM
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 Comatose Prodigy Group: Member Posts: 114 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 630,536 |
LMAOFL
Wow, I didn't see that coming |
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