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Develop STRENGTH beyond your wildest dreams
Hypnot
post Apr 28 2008, 05:44 AM
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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
 

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Hypnot   Develop STRENGTH beyond your wildest dreams   Apr 28 2008, 05:44 AM
doughnut   lol what the hell. i still enjoy these word jokes ...   Apr 28 2008, 05:57 AM
absinthe   RE: Develop STRENGTH beyond your wildest dreams   Apr 29 2008, 09:53 PM
Bishinobi   Cute:}   Apr 29 2008, 09:54 PM


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