HARD RIDDLES Options

[Ington]

^
i know thats not the right riddle, but it think that's the right answer.

it's the wrong riddle because it says morning, afternoon, and evening. a human couldnt possibly grow in that short amount of time.

as for my riddle...
What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?

A skyscraper. I'm assuming the roots are the foundation. Its really tall, but doesn't grow. So yeah.

[dahoonpride]

dunno if this was already posted...or if everyone already knows.

the wealthy don't have THIS
the poor has THIS
This is holier than God
This is also more evil than Satan
and if we eat THIS we die.

[eunie03]

Nothing... I'm sure it was posted.

[AQu01rius]

I don't like bumping old threads, it's almost like a crime but o well

here's mine.

#1.
Why is the word "man", with "wo" added, becomes woman?

[*[Filp]Essence*]

a rooster lays an egg, what direction does the egg land?

Roosters are male chickens, dummies! Ugh, don't you get it hens lay eggs, lmao.

[adrianlove03]

its easy...... he got the V mixed up with the C on the keyboard.


that wasnt hard at all

[mattw9258]

a coffin ';o

k i'll post one up:

We can lift you up, and help your day.
Sarcastically taken we can go either way.
Short as a whole, lengthy in the middle.
Six letter word brings laughter to this riddle.

what am i?

I found this one rathewr easy the answer is SMILES
(Short as a whole, lengthy in the middle) between the s's there is a whole mile.

[mattw9258]

a coffin ';o

k i'll post one up:

We can lift you up, and help your day.
Sarcastically taken we can go either way.
Short as a whole, lengthy in the middle.
Six letter word brings laughter to this riddle.

what am i?

I found this one rathewr easy the answer is SMILES
(Short as a whole, lengthy in the middle) between the s's there is a whole mile.

[CpTalbot]

shouldn't have been any fingerprints then.

here's one:

detectives were called to the seen of a suicide. Mr. Briggs, a large, muscular, eccentric billionare, had shot himself inside one of his small british sportcars. "you know those european cars are sealed up really well. that's probably why no one heard anything. ", commented a junior dectective. "all the doors and windows are closed, so that makes sense", said the inspector, peering at the the 22 caliber revolver in Mr. Briggs' right hand and the gunshot in his temple. "but i don't think he shot himself".

why would the inspector think so? (ALL then information you need is there. don't have to ask for specifications or anything.)

I dont know if its right, but ive been browsing these riddles for a good few hours and decided to join.

Answer: Why would a LARGE, MUSCULAR & Rich man be in a SMALL sportscar?

i dont know if its phrased right though but you get the idea basically what i mean is there is no splatter all over the windows and his in a small one, so i figure he was put there or something.

- Talb's

[fire]

^ Answer is that in british cars the drivers seat is on the right, if the car is small then the large man wouldnt have enough room to raise his arm to reach his temple.

[CpTalbot]

^ Answer is that in british cars the drivers seat is on the right, if the car is small then the large man wouldnt have enough room to raise his arm to reach his temple.

Close Enough.

Here is a pretty simple one.

"Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"

- Talb's

[fire]

Beacause they all got wet?

[heyo-captain-jac...]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[fire]

Your dad because youre married?

[CpTalbot]

Beacause they all got wet?

Nup

- Talb's

[CpTalbot]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Her Mum?

- Talb's

[CpTalbot]

^ Answer is that in british cars the drivers seat is on the right, if the car is small then the large man wouldnt have enough room to raise his arm to reach his temple.

Actually.. You never said that He was on the right side, he could have been in the passenger side.

- Talb's

[fire]

triple poster, gtfo

[kitten1323]

See if you can translate the following?

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

Wise you are, Wise you be, I see you are too wise for me




(new here guys wats up?)

ooohhh we have some cocky people in here....haha i suspect cheating, but...whatever.......heres another one....

the man who makes it, has no need of it
the man who buys it, buys it not for himself
the man who uses it, is not aware of it

A Coffin

dont read this if you dont want the asnwer spoiled.

because if the man killed himself, he wouldnt be able to take the tape out becasue he was dead. because there was the sound of the gunshot at the end of the tape, we knew the man was killed before the tape was taken out, so the dead mean couldn't possible have taken the tape out, unless he did it when he was a ghost!!

okay. i have threee riddles.

1.ralph, a blind man, had just had surgery that made him no longer blind. he payed so much money to have the surgery that he was so happy when he realized it was successful. ralph decided he would take subway back to his house. there was one other person on the subway besides him. as the subway went into a tunnel, there was a gunshot. the other person on the subway was stunned. ralph had just killed himself. why did ralph kill himself?

2. alright, so you're in a plane, investigating a case. first you fly over many mountains, and then you reach a desert. laying in the middle of the desert is a pile of clothing. as you fly farther, there are two naked men lying in the sand--dead. what happened?

3. a man is hosting a party. in the middle of the party, when all his firneds are i the living room, he pulls a sword out of a box. this is what he says to his friends, who are all amazed.
"My grandfather passed this down to me. He was awarded this sword when he was in world war one."
the man read alound what was engraved on the sword.
"To Wichterstein, (lol, i know) the best soldier who fought in worl war one." then the man stood up and asked if any of his friends wanted to buy the sword for a lot of money.

one of the man friends stood up. "YOu are a liar." he said.
why did this man think he is a liar, IS he a liar????

the first one, is because he thought he went blind again.

the third is because either 1. they didnt use sword in WWI
or 2 because the people in WWI just called it World War, they didnt think there would be anymore (not sure if its right or not)

Close Enough.

Here is a pretty simple one.

"Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"

- Talb's

Because all the men were married and not single lol

there was an investigation for a death of a man who was killed on a sunday afternoon. his maid said she was cleaning her gun, his chef was sharpening his knives and his butler was getting the mail... who killed him?

The butler, you dont get mail on sundays XD

This post has been edited by Cristy: Aug 31 2009, 03:24 PM

Reason for edit: Merged quintuple posts. - Cristy

[tokyo-rose]

Hey, I just sent you a PM, so please make sure you read it. Thanks.

[kitten1323]

oh oh oh oh oh I gots a riddle!!!!!! :P

How can all your cousins have an aunt that you don't have?
(not sure if someones already done that one)