Dumbest thing you said/heard today? |
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 Apr 12 2008, 05:15 PM
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Heard: Fo'shizzle
By some hardcore Snoop Dog fans at Subway 
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Apr 12 2008, 06:15 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Said: How's it hanging in the Westside, yo? Representing?
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Apr 12 2008, 06:18 PM
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 Thread Killer Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,012 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 530,544 |
Heard: I like that one song by Guns N' Roses, Iron Man.
[this coming from a supposed metal head] |
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Apr 13 2008, 12:22 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
"You should get an anti-static slip. Your dress is sticking."
That airport lady was so out of line 
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Apr 13 2008, 12:25 AM
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 AIDS at RAVES. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,386 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 598,878 |
friend1: where are you going for Spring Break?
friend 2: we are going to cancun friend 1: WOW. I've always wanted to go to Jamaica friend2: Whispers *Its in mexico Me: o my..... |
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Apr 13 2008, 02:52 AM
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Said to myself: "If feet smell, how come they don't have a nose?"
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Apr 14 2008, 01:54 AM
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 JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
my mom tlkn to me and my hubby: "get ready, we're leaving now in 30 minutes."
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Apr 14 2008, 02:15 AM
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some one asked me. "are you Asian or Korean?"
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Apr 18 2008, 03:11 AM
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JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
this was last weekend on the trip to big island. me and my hubby was in the car lol
him: that song was from 1987 (radio says it was 1988) him: my bad!! 1988!! me: i was almost born!!! him: yahh!! u were almost born!!! u were a pigment of ur mom's imagination! me: ooh!!! u mean i was a jabbawockee!!!! (sounding so happy) him: hahhahaha shut the fcuk up!! |
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Apr 18 2008, 05:56 AM
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After day light saving
Said: If today was yesterday, i would have started work at 6am! |
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Apr 18 2008, 09:35 AM
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I came in an hour early to work... and my boss told me not to log in until 10:30 -.-
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Apr 18 2008, 10:04 AM
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heard: my parents are lucky they dont have kids
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Apr 19 2008, 04:53 PM
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 me gustas tu Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 53 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,446 |
^LOL that's great.
um, this is one of those "you had to be there" moments, but my sister is studying to become an architect and she was drawing a toilet for her blueprint... me: is that a toilet? |
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Apr 19 2008, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Apr 10 2008, 08:02 PM)  Said: "Let's watch Stargate until 3am!" That doesnt sound dumb to me, that sounds pretty damn awesome. |
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Apr 20 2008, 12:44 AM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
Heard: NOOOOOOOOO FOOOL!! ~ Jet Li.
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Apr 20 2008, 03:07 AM
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heard: "Dost thou knowest?"
You had to be there. |
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Apr 20 2008, 10:40 AM
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 An original Harry Potter fan Group: Official Member Posts: 1,469 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,023 |
Read: "Platypus are poisonous" --- NOT completely true only the male platypus are.
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Apr 20 2008, 10:42 AM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
"What's a tiebreaker..?" - Stupid opponent.
That was yesterday, but whatever. |
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Apr 20 2008, 10:52 AM
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"I prefer babies to come out of dick, personally"
heard. |
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Apr 20 2008, 12:29 PM
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Heard: It's okay to be atheist if you still believe in God, right?
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Apr 20 2008, 10:47 PM
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I work at a dr's office: "my daughter is bleeding from the ears...can i make an appointment for next week?"
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Apr 21 2008, 12:24 AM
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 just another girl Group: Member Posts: 490 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,136 |
^omg thats stupid. bleeding from the ears would be pretty serious.
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Jun 14 2008, 06:01 PM
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Guy: I never see you without coffee. How much have you had today? Me: I think this is actually my first...well, other than my morning one. |
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Jun 14 2008, 07:18 PM
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 Hello Newman. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 578,620 |
heard: me mo mo me mo mo me.
my mom talking baby talk to my dog. 
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Jun 14 2008, 08:15 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^Lol.
Heard- Mom: "Yeah, What band do you listen to that screams alot?" Me: "Which one?" Mom: "You know...the one that goes....BLAH BLAH BLAH I HATE YOU or something?... yeah I was listening on NPR and Terry Gross said that some lady teaches them how to scream without hurting their throats." |
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