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Taking a poop
pandora
post Apr 16 2008, 09:44 AM
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This expression never seemed accurate to me. "Taking a poop?" Why would you TAKE a poop? Is someone GIVING it to you? And don't you usually fire off more than one poop?
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 12:56 PM
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Your butthole is taking the poop from your body and putting it elsewhere.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 01:07 PM
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LMAO! Great explanation rebbs.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 01:20 PM
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I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD

I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 01:38 PM
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I remember the sex conversation....it was so random lol.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 02:41 PM
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My dad explained to me that babies were delivered by storks. I was like, "Wow, I didn't know I came from a stork", and he said, "Oh, no, you were dumped down the chimney by a hairy pterodactyl."
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 02:43 PM
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Hey what happened to the wonderful intro into your posts lol.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 03:17 PM
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I ran out of elitist concepts to exclude people from.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 05:26 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 16 2008, 01:20 PM) *
I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD

I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL



When a man loves a woman... No, no, no, he doesn't have to love her, he may pay her... lawlz You can be creative from there.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 08:48 PM
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post Apr 16 2008, 09:42 PM
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If I ever have kids the sex talk will be something along the lines of the fact that yeah sex is great. It can be hot and passionate. But the fights that you'll get in with the person you're getting sex from will be just as hot and passionate.

That or I'll just turn on one of those commercials with the kayakers who have herpes.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 16 2008, 11:20 AM) *
I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD

I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL


haha. my dad gave me the sex talk a few years back.

EPIC FAIL.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 09:52 PM
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I was told I was found on a tree.
But other than that they've stired pretty clear away from that sex talk everyone gets once.

Oh and the poop topic, sometimes I say, "Lemme gather my shit together." Does that mean I like to make piles of poop materialistically and mentally?
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 09:54 PM
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My mum told us we stalked her.
So she kept us.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 09:56 PM
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QUOTE(Flaunted @ Apr 16 2008, 07:52 PM) *
Oh and the poop topic, sometimes I say, "Lemme gather my shit together." Does that mean I like to make piles of poop materialistically and mentally?


Yes. mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 10:14 PM
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what a stupid ass topic
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 10:22 PM
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I say "I gotta go shit."
And about the sex talk thing, I've been telling my 11 year old brother that we got him with 15 proofs of purchase and a small S&H fee, back when remotes weren't invented so he could change the channel. Now hes just a tax break for my parents.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Apr 16 2008, 02:41 PM) *
My dad explained to me that babies were delivered by storks. I was like, "Wow, I didn't know I came from a stork", and he said, "Oh, no, you were dumped down the chimney by a hairy pterodactyl."

The explanation of the century is right here. I hope your Dad won't mind me stealing this.
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(christinaphamFROGFACE @ Apr 16 2008, 10:14 PM) *
what a stupid ass topic

You got banned in 10 minutes?
Whats Cb's record?
 
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post Apr 16 2008, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE(christinaphamFROGFACE @ Apr 16 2008, 08:14 PM) *
what a stupid ass topic

lawl
 
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post Apr 17 2008, 01:32 AM
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Haha, wtf...I like Rebecca's explanation so far. XD.gif
 
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post Apr 17 2008, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 16 2008, 01:20 PM) *
I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD

I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL

Use a wonder woman doll and a batman doll as examples.
 
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post Apr 17 2008, 06:12 PM
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I never had the sex talk, my school just has this program so the parents don't have to, its much easier lol
 
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post Apr 17 2008, 07:55 PM
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QUOTE(christinaphamFROGFACE @ Apr 16 2008, 10:14 PM) *
what a stupid ass topic


Rawr.
How does this person have three posts and they're already banned? I find this funny. Most stupid things are =d
 
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post Apr 18 2008, 10:44 PM
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Hmm...I never thought about that before. blink.gif Whenever I need to release my toxics, I just say "Its time." Then I run to the bathroom.
 

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