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 Jun 15 2004, 07:31 PM
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 ºù¼ö~  Group: Member Posts: 1,076 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,755  |
i dotn get it either..
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 17 2004, 7:19 PM) wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it... your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!! i am big fan of momma jokes. you can drown it in air..? lols i dunno 
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Jun 15 2004, 07:59 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
hahaha i find that funnie lol
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Jun 17 2004, 08:03 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
i get it but its not that funny
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Jun 17 2004, 10:16 AM
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 The Ghostly Fox Spirit Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,962 |
goldfish can drown when they have too much water in their gills and can no longer seperate the air from the water. It is possible, and happens more than you might think. It's like having an asthma attack under water, I think.
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Jun 19 2004, 02:00 AM
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 ...HaWyNgUrLiE... Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,630 |
i geff wun condom kine joke:
12- Pack A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....'' so yeah |
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Jun 19 2004, 11:05 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 527 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,735 |
Spaceballs...
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Jun 20 2004, 02:19 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
what? starwars?
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Jun 22 2004, 02:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 141 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,235 |
um...that's joke is kind of ...GAY
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Jun 23 2004, 07:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 875 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,841 |
lol glow in the dark condoms? i dunno
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Jun 23 2004, 07:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
hahah i get it thats sorta funny well its funny but not that funny
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Jun 23 2004, 07:44 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
oo i get it..isnt really funny
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Jun 24 2004, 12:25 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 664 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,686 |
HAHAA thats funny
yo mama so fat i went to ur house for dinner and asked what was for dessert she jumped on the table and said JELLO |
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Jun 24 2004, 12:32 AM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
lamo funny yo mamma jokes!!
 heres one..? yo mammas so ugly she could only be YO mamma |
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Jun 24 2004, 02:28 PM
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 short one Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,284 |
ur moms so fat wen she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur moms so fat wen she sits around the house she sits around the house i have some really gross ur mom jokes but they rnt that funny and theyd just pollute ur minds my mom likes ur mom jokes sometimes she tells me them its really funny that way u should all get ur moms to tell u ur mom jokes http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=jz1134 my xanga ^^ |
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Jun 24 2004, 05:30 PM
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 × JeNi × Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,307 |
QUOTE 12- Pack A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....'' haha aww how sad 
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Jun 25 2004, 12:54 AM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
Oh my! Very funny! Lol
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