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i make it a point not to get standed on any islands.
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Apr 13 2008, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 13 2008, 05:22 PM)  Even better!  Wait... if I was stranded on an island, I'd just go into the ocean and wipe my ass with my own hand... nvm, I failed to make a point  wouldn't the salt water make your ass rashy? 
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Apr 13 2008, 08:00 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 08:57 PM) wouldn't the salt water make your ass rashy? <,< I don't think so... salt water is actually a good thing, other than tryin to drink it. Hey man, we gotta stay on topic, pandora gave me a verbal warning cuz I made a post where I wasn't allowed to post it seems. |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:03 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Well, we are sort of semi-on topic, as we are still talking about the act of a number two.
Hmm, interesting that salt water is good for your ass. I know salt is used for cleaning though. As when I go on the beach swimming, and get out after 1-2 hours, my jewelry I'm wearing are shiny like hell. And a verbal warning doesn't really mean anything rofl. If it's not an actual warning. |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 09:03 PM) Well, we are sort of semi-on topic, as we are still talking about the act of a number two. Hmm, interesting that salt water is good for your ass. I know salt is used for cleaning though. As when I go on the beach swimming, and get out after 1-2 hours, my jewelry I'm wearing are shiny like hell. And a verbal warning doesn't really mean anything rofl. If it's not an actual warning. Yeah if you ever have a cut or infection, go to the beach and swim for a couple hours. It'll look a lot better the very next day. |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:05 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
Honestly, I don't know why people get so ass hurt over a verbal warning. At least we're giving you some slack... mods never get cut any slack from the members.
And yes this is on topic, because you're still talking about poop. Isn't seaweed kind of slimey? Or do you use it after it's already dried up on the sand? In which case, wouldn't there be sand all up in it? |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:07 PM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Apr 13 2008, 07:39 PM) What a waste of a member account. Awe createblog wouldn't be the same with Tung. anyway I only hate it when I have to go number 1 really really bad. AGH, I hate long trips, or planes. I can't use the bathroom on a plane, it irks me. >_> I just can't see them being that clean >_> |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Apr 13 2008, 06:07 PM) Awe createblog wouldn't be the same with Tung. LOL. Spencer was talking about Emberfly, not me Holly lol.
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Apr 13 2008, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Apr 13 2008, 09:07 PM) Awe createblog wouldn't be the same with Tung. anyway I only hate it when I have to go number 1 really really bad. AGH, I hate long trips, or planes. I can't use the bathroom on a plane, it irks me. >_> I just can't see them being that clean >_> I would love to use the bathroom of a plane durin mid flight. I'd purposely drink some sort of colon cleanser before the plane took off... and I'd shit in there shittin my brains out durin mid flight, in hopes that they would accidently open the shaft and let all the liquid poop land on someone's property lol Imagine how much fun takin a shit would be then? :X |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:12 PM
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Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 09:09 PM) LOL. Spencer was talking about Emberfly, not me Holly lol. Oh, hah I should have paid more attention. I didn't think Emberfly had enough guts to say something like that to you. xD QUOTE I would love to use the bathroom of a plane durin mid flight. I'd purposely drink some sort of colon cleanser before the plane took off... and I'd shit in there shittin my brains out durin mid flight, in hopes that they would accidently open the shaft and let all the liquid poop land on someone's property lol Imagine how much fun takin a shit would be then? :X lolol, well I still wouldn't do that. As funny as that may sound and disgusting I still would never use the bathroom on a plane. |
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Apr 14 2008, 12:08 PM
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If you hold it, it will be harder to push out later.
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Apr 14 2008, 09:03 PM
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^ EWWWW.
I hate it when people take a dump in a public restroom... or like they're sick in public and you have to hear it. It just sends chills down my spine. |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:08 PM
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 This thread is hilarious.Is your roomate still in the shower? |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:11 PM
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I remember once I held it in for a week because I couldn't go. The poop was too big. Until finally, I shot out a poop the size of a baseball, and had at least six different colors come out after that. It hurt like hell. ._.
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Apr 14 2008, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE(Reconditee @ Apr 14 2008, 09:11 PM) I remember once I held it in for a week because I couldn't go. The poop was too big. Until finally, I shot out a poop the size of a baseball, and had at least six different colors come out after that. It hurt like hell. ._. *dies of laughter* That sucks. One time, I was forced to take a dump outside. In the Philipines, I hate their nasty beach toilets. If any of you guys have been forced to use one, you'll know why. |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE(IzzyGrace @ Apr 14 2008, 07:13 PM) *dies of laughter* That sucks. One time, I was forced to take a dump outside. In the Philipines, I hate their nasty beach toilets. If any of you guys have been forced to use one, you'll know why. I'm glad my pain amuses you :( Any toilet in the Philippines is nasty, whuchu talking 'bout? o_O |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE(Reconditee @ Apr 14 2008, 09:11 PM) I remember once I held it in for a week because I couldn't go. The poop was too big. Until finally, I shot out a poop the size of a baseball, and had at least six different colors come out after that. It hurt like hell. ._. oh my god. I think I just threw up a little bit. |
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Apr 14 2008, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 14 2008, 10:41 PM) oh my god. I think I just threw up a little bit. Same. My mouth smells now... |
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Apr 14 2008, 10:03 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
 I'm reporting you for making a nasty post that made me puke in my mouth a bit.
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Apr 14 2008, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 14 2008, 08:03 PM) I'm reporting you for making a nasty post that made me puke in my mouth a bit.Rofl. xD That's what I'm here for.
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