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Tung
post Apr 13 2008, 05:51 PM
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i been holding on for 20 minutes now, and i can't take it much longer. i need to release this poop soon. the bathroom is beeing occupy by one of my roommates who is showering. dude takes 40 min shower like a f**ken girl, and says i'm not clean because i take 15 min showers. unbelievable. ughhh, my poop is about to come out stubborn.gif

do you hate waiting to use the bathroom?
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:01 PM
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Now stop posting tripe.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:10 PM
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take a shit outside and stop crying -.-
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:15 PM
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dude takes 40 min shower like a f**ken girl


Hey, hey dont hate on our 40 minute showers. you know you love it. tongue.gif

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post Apr 13 2008, 06:16 PM
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When I have to take a shit. I have to take a shit. Whoever the f**k is in the bathroom taking their time making themselves look pretty, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. You've been in there long enough, if you don't look good yet, you're never going to look good, so get out of the bathroom and let my a-hole rest.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:18 PM
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wow. what a waste of a thread.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:21 PM
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Haha. I only hate it when I have to pee really bad, but have to wait until class is over.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:22 PM
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Tung... it's time to get into an 2/2 apartment. 2 rooms and 2 full bathrooms... you sick bastard.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 13 2008, 04:18 PM) *
wow. what a waste of a thread.

wow what a waste of post.

QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 13 2008, 04:22 PM) *
Tung... it's time to get into an 2/2 apartment. 2 rooms and 2 full bathrooms... you sick bastard.

it's a 2/1.5 apartment haha. there's two showers and two sinks, but only one toilet. amazing >_>
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 13 2008, 06:18 PM) *
wow. what a waste of a thread.
What a waste of a member account.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 07:22 PM) *
wow what a waste of post.
it's a 2/1.5 apartment haha. there's two showers and two sinks, but only one toilet. amazing >_>

eeeek...
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:45 PM
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In our suite (2 doubles, 1 bathroom, so it's four girls to one bathroom), we usually keep the bathroom door open when we take showers so other people can come in and use the sinks/bathrooms.

Idk, a lot of the female suites do this, but then the males freak out about being in a bathroom with another guy.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:49 PM
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That's because that goes on the list of.."You know you're gay, if you.." list.

No way do another guy does his thing on the toilet, while the other guy is in the shower, just 2 feet away. Wild homo.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(heartquasm @ Apr 13 2008, 07:45 PM) *
In our suite (2 doubles, 1 bathroom, so it's four girls to one bathroom), we usually keep the bathroom door open when we take showers so other people can come in and use the sinks/bathrooms.

Idk, a lot of the female suites do this, but then the males freak out about being in a bathroom with another guy.

As long as the shower curtain is stoppin another guy from seeing my naked ass body, I don't care. Unless he's plannin to take a shit while I'm showerin, then we have problems.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE(Spencer @ Apr 13 2008, 07:39 PM) *
What a waste of a member account.


Ouch!

Anyway, I went on this travel thing with a choir I'm in and we had to stay at people's houses. And I refuse to sit on anyone's toilet but my own. So I basically waited it out for a day 'til I got home. Haha.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:57 PM
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It takes a real man to be comfortable enough with his sexuality to be able to understand that when nature comes calling, the guy in the shower 2 ft away is merely an obstacle to be overcome. wink.gif

QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 13 2008, 07:53 PM) *
As long as the shower curtain is stoppin another guy from seeing my naked ass body, I don't care. Unless he's plannin to take a shit while I'm showerin, then we have problems.


lol
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(heartquasm @ Apr 13 2008, 04:57 PM) *
lol.

It takes a real man to be comfortable enough with his sexuality to be able to understand that when nature comes calling the guy in the shower 2 ft away is merely an obstacle to be overcome.

No, not just that. But it's rude to take a shit while being in the same bathroom while another guy is showering. How would the person in the shower feels, while he's washing his hair, and all of a sudden, he smells shit. Disgusting.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 07:59 PM) *
No, not just that. But it's rude to take a shit while being in the same bathroom while another guy is showering. How would the person in the shower feels, while he's washing his hair, and all of a sudden, he smells shit. Disgusting.

Seriously... plus I purposely buy good smelling (fructis) body wash and shampoo/conditioner so I can smell so so fresh. Last thing I need is the smell of shit-death while takin a shower.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 07:01 PM
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one time i slept in someones garage apartment after a party and the next morning i woke up and the house door was locked (they forgot that like four of us where in the garage sleeping). and there was nowhere to get in, so i had to get dressed and drive to a gas station to take a poo.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 07:02 PM
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Yeah, I guess that's true. I don't have a problem with people peeing while I'm in the shower, but if it was number 2...

I wouldn't be happy.

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post Apr 13 2008, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Apr 13 2008, 08:01 PM) *
one time i slept in someones garage apartment after a party and the next morning i woke up and the house door was locked (they forgot that like four of us where in the garage sleeping). and there was nowhere to get in, so i had to get dressed and drive to a gas station to take a poo.

You should have shat on their lawn. stubborn.gif
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 07:02 PM
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yeah especially because they cant flush while you're in the shower or you'd get scorched.


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lol tama, i have huge reservations about getting grass anywhere near my vag or a-hole.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Apr 13 2008, 08:02 PM) *
yeah especially because they cant flush while you're in the shower or you'd get scorched.
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lol tama, i have huge reservations about getting grass anywhere near my vag or a-hole.

What if you were stranded on an island and you just finished takin a crap. Do you use your hand... or a banana leaf? shifty.gif
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 07:22 PM
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Seaweed, or tree branch.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 08:22 PM) *
Seaweed, or tree branch.

Even better! laugh.gif

Wait... if I was stranded on an island, I'd just go into the ocean and wipe my ass with my own hand... nvm, I failed to make a point sad.gif
 

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