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 Apr 1 2008, 08:52 PM
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 I'm Jc  Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556  |
cry and bitch about april fools day, because we haven't done that enough on cb in the last 6 hours.
so did anyone get a non-lame prank accomplished today? i didn't, because i don't give a shit about april fools day. i hate days like this. it's just like st.patricks day, except even stupider. |
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Apr 1 2008, 08:55 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
YEA WELL...
At least on St. Patrick's Day, I could pinch people for not wearing green. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, I can eat those green clover sugar cookies with confidence. 
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Apr 1 2008, 08:56 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
i don't get who makes up these days. where did april fools day come from? why now? why WHY WHWYWHWHWHWYWWHWHWY f**kINGIN WF
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Apr 1 2008, 08:57 PM
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 Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
dude
stop crying. |
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Apr 1 2008, 08:58 PM
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 Hablamos Español. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,283 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 549,364 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 1 2008, 09:56 PM)  where did april fools day come from? QUOTE The origin of April Fool's Day remains clouded in obscurity. Basically no one knows exactly where, when, or why the celebration began. Source. 
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Apr 1 2008, 08:59 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Well now who came up with the Easter Bunny and the Easter eggs he collects, then? Hmm? I want to know who made that up. D: I want my candy T_T
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_fool%27s_day Although it's wiki, so you I uess you can only believe 75% of what they say. You can only believe <50% of what is said on urban dictionary. QQQQQQQ |
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Apr 1 2008, 08:59 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
The executive assistant at my work sent out a company wide email stating that the building maintenance wanted to alert us that a black lexus (can't remember make/model/whatever) had been crashed into and the driver had drove off and that the driver (of the parked vehicle) should head down to the parking lot immediately.
It was the CEO's car and it was totally there. |
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Apr 1 2008, 09:00 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
see it's just complete made up shit
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| *Steven* |
Apr 1 2008, 09:06 PM
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I convinced my mom I crashed into the mailbox outside of our house...
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Apr 1 2008, 09:10 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(Steven @ Apr 1 2008, 09:06 PM) I convinced my mom I crashed into the mailbox outside of our house... and then you said april fools! and you both laughed and smiled and then she asked you if you wanted some milk and cookies and you said sure mom that sounds swell, and you sat down at the kitchen table and worked on your math equations and then you ate your cookies and drank all of your milk and said you were going to go outside and throw the baseball with jimmy johnson next door. white people love april fools day |
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| *Steven* |
Apr 1 2008, 09:15 PM
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Lawl. Then we went to a diner and did the twist!
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Apr 1 2008, 09:20 PM
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Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 1 2008, 09:10 PM) and then you said april fools! and you both laughed and smiled and then she asked you if you wanted some milk and cookies and you said sure mom that sounds swell, and you sat down at the kitchen table and worked on your math equations and then you ate your cookies and drank all of your milk and said you were going to go outside and throw the baseball with jimmy johnson next door. white people love april fools day 4u 
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Apr 1 2008, 09:29 PM
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Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
That looks golden and crispy.
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Apr 1 2008, 09:30 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Apr 1 2008, 09:20 PM) 4u wtf is this shit? thigh meat? i'm more high class than that. |
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Apr 1 2008, 09:32 PM
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Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
Rebecca appreciates it. SIKE IT WASN'T 4 U ANYWAYS! APRIL FOOLS DAY LOL SO FUNNIE GET IT
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Apr 1 2008, 09:32 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD DELETE CB.
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Apr 1 2008, 09:32 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Apr 1 2008, 09:32 PM) Rebecca appreciates it. SIKE IT WASN'T 4 U ANYWAYS! APRIL FOOLS DAY LOL SO FUNNIE GET IT LOL LOL YOU LITTLE TRICKSTER! U IS SO GOOD AT APRIL FOOLS DAY!1111 |
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Apr 1 2008, 09:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 8,629 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 498,468 |
LOL.
yeah i agree; april fool's sucks. well at least this year. the "best" april fool's i got today was when my u.s. gov't teacher told us we were having a mid-term this friday... then he said "april fool's!" HOORAY! 
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Apr 1 2008, 09:37 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 1 2008, 07:30 PM) wtf is this shit? thigh meat? i'm more high class than that. YEA JC LIKES THE BREAST |
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| *paperplane* |
Apr 1 2008, 10:08 PM
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I answered a question correctly in Italian and my teacher nearly had an aneurysm. I don't suppose that's really a prank, though.
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Apr 1 2008, 11:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Man, I am hungry now.
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Apr 2 2008, 01:29 AM
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I'm almost certain I very cleverly (and subtly) planted the seeds of paranoia and fear in a young man's head; I was put up to making him think the last girl he laid with was cooking.
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Apr 2 2008, 07:19 AM
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Lolololol! Think he's gonna flip out on the girl?
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Apr 3 2008, 06:53 PM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(Steven @ Apr 2 2008, 06:19 AM) Lolololol! Think he's gonna flip out on the girl? Homicide would really spice this town up. |
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Apr 3 2008, 06:57 PM
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Racially motivated homocide, imo.
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