Who Wanna Learn The French, ? |
 Mar 20 2008, 03:07 PM
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CHAPTER ONE
VERY IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW ABOUT FRENCH as every latin language, it is harder than english so you must be a hero for learn it, and you MUST get a lots of courage! HURRAY HURRAY now let's go a lots of words look like english word they are the transparent word a lots of word look like the english word but the yare totaly diferent, let's call 'em the muthaf**kin word! exemple of : Blu = Bleu.this is a transparent! Idiot = Idiot again a transparent ! Sit / Site ( website ) pronounced as Sit down THIS is a muthaf**kin word Actualy = Enfait / Actuellement = At this moment ANOTHER MUTHAf**kIN WORD , Die muthaf**kin word DIE DIE DIE SLOW NOW LET'S ROCK AGAIN BABY Lecon 1: I/YOU/HE/THEY... I = JE YOU = TU HE/SHE/IT = IL/ELLE WE = NOUS YOU = VOUS THEY = ILS/ELLES MY = MON YOUR = TON HIS/HER = SON OUR = NOTRE YOUR = VOTRE THEIR = LEUR ME = MOI YOU = TOI HIM/HER = LUI/ELLE US = NOUS YOU = VOUS THEM = EUX Lecon 2: The present terminason = e es e ons ez ent Regular verbe, exemple with Manger = eat Je mange Tu manges Il/Elle Mange Nous Mangeons Vous Mangez Ils/Elles Mangent Lecon 3:Useful expressions/words YO WASSUP n*gga I f**kED YO MOM = Wesh gros bien ou quoi je nike ta mère. Hello I'm B-NOX = Bonjour/Salut Je suis B-NOX/ Je m'apelle B-NOX How are you today ? = Comment vas-tu aujourd'hui? What's your name = Comment tu t'apells Where can I buy some food ?= Où puis'je acheter de la nourriture ? Hello Police i'm lost in paris ( f**k da police ) = Police, je suis perdu à paris ( nike la police ) You are so pretty, I love you so much = Tu es si belle ( for girl ) /beau ( for boy ) , Je t'aime beaucoup. Yes = Oui No = Non Maybe/Perhaps = Peut-être For Sure = Bien Sur How = Comment For = Pour Be = être Open = Ouvrir Kill = Tuer One Eye = Un Oeil 2 3 4 5 6 Eyes = 2 3 4 5 6 Yeux From ... To = De ... à Girl = Fille Boy = Garçon/Homme Human = Humain Bed = Lit Pizza = Pizza Hands = Main Head = Tête Hairs = Cheuveux Cake = Gâteaux Copybook = Cahier Book = Livre Good Bye = Aurevoir THE = Le ( boy ) La ( girl ) Les ( a lots of girl/boy ) La voiture Les voitures Le monsieur ( sir ) Les messieurs This car is blu = Cette voiture est bleue This sandwich is for gay = Ce sandwich est pour les gays Lecon 4: Some iregular verbe I am = Je suis You Are = Tu es He is = Il est We are = Nous sommes you are = Vous êtes They are = Ils sont I go to... = je vais à You go = Tu vas He goes = Il va We go = Nous allons You go = Vous allez They go = Ils vont Lecon 5: Some adjective Pretty/good looking = Belle ( girl ) Beau ( boy ) Ugly = Horrible Tall = grand slim = mègre Fat = gros n*gga = Negro Magnificent = Magnifique Strong = Fort Bad = Nul Lecon 6: Color White = Blanc Black = Noir Orange = Orange Blu = Bleu Green = Vert Purple = Violet Brown = Marron Pink = Rose Silver = Argenté Golden = Doré Yellow = Jaune Red = Rouge Lecon 7 : Numbers One = Un Two = Deux Three = Trois Four = Quatre Five = Cinq Six = Six Seven = Sept Eight = Huit Nine = Neuf Ten = Dix eleven = Onze Twelve = Douze Thirteen = Treize Fourteen = Quatorze Fifteen = Quinze Sixteen = Seize Seventeen = Dixsept Eighteen = Dixhuit Nineteen = Dixneuf Twenty = Vingt Twenty one... = Vingt et un Twenty Two = Vingt Deux Twenty Three = Vingt Trois... EXERCICE OF THE CHAPTER ONE : Ttranslate in french: I eat some food. = I am a beautiful lady. = You are ugly. = He is realy idiot. = This bed is Brown = She goes from Paris to the West Side = Put your grade on /6. ( I've got 6/6  )How To Learn The French. By B-NOX (1992 - 2074 )Copyrights 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------- bonus: some french injure = Insultes Suck My Dick Bitch = Suce ma bite sale pute Son of a bitch = Fils de pute You're mother the bitch who sucks in the catacomb = Ta mère la pute qui suce dans les catacombe ... Now You Learnt some french useful thingn you acn act cool with yo homiez with french speaking Have a nice day and Aurevoiiiiiiiiiiir people ( peuple ) |
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Mar 21 2008, 08:43 AM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
je m'en fiche, je peux utiliser les mots chouette et barbant si je veux.
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Mar 24 2008, 11:51 PM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
QUOTE You are so pretty, I love you so much = Tu es si belle ( for girl ) /beau ( for boy ) , Je t'aime beaucoup. For me? 
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Mar 25 2008, 12:00 AM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.
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Mar 25 2008, 01:06 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
French is useless in my opinion. Just a beautiful language.
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Mar 25 2008, 01:12 AM
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 i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
YOU'RE USELESS.
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Mar 25 2008, 01:42 AM
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QUOTE(BLAZINASIAN @ Mar 25 2008, 05:51 AM)  For me? WHO ELSE ! French is useless in my opinion. Just a beautiful language. he's right |
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Mar 25 2008, 03:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(Be-Faithful @ Mar 25 2008, 02:42 AM) WHO ELSE ! French is useless in my opinion. Just a beautiful language. he's right HAHAHAHA...   u goo TIGURR...!!! |
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Mar 25 2008, 03:14 PM
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Custom Member Title Group: Member Posts: 655 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,464 |
OH MY CHIPS
tigur yea yea go to work biaaaaaaaaaatch |
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Mar 25 2008, 03:32 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
Io non parlo francese, ma parlo italiano.
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Mar 25 2008, 03:33 PM
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Custom Member Title Group: Member Posts: 655 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,464 |
anch'io parlo l'italiano
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Mar 25 2008, 05:19 PM
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i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
QUOTE(Be-Faithful @ Mar 25 2008, 01:42 AM) WHO ELSE ! Gross. |
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Apr 3 2008, 03:00 PM
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Custom Member Title Group: Member Posts: 655 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,464 |
Gross ! ! !
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Apr 3 2008, 03:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
Aww. I love your tiny mistakes.
 Oh, Trish, it's Côte. |
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Apr 3 2008, 03:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 717 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,551 |
I wish I knew enough to make a smart ass comment that no one else would understand. :[ Damn you language barrier, damn you!
(and stupid french teacher. blegh) |
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Apr 3 2008, 03:36 PM
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Custom Member Title Group: Member Posts: 655 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,464 |
f**k the other french teachaaaaz
MEEEEEEEEE i'm a real french I speak the goodest french
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Apr 3 2008, 03:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
f**k you!! Frenchy.
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Apr 3 2008, 03:42 PM
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Custom Member Title Group: Member Posts: 655 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,464 |
oh my god
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Apr 3 2008, 03:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 717 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,551 |
I'm sure you speak the goodest engrish too.
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Apr 3 2008, 03:57 PM
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Custom Member Title Group: Member Posts: 655 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,464 |
fo sho
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Apr 3 2008, 04:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
wat u sayy PENUS frennch...?
QUOTE(Be-Faithful @ Apr 3 2008, 04:57 PM) fo sho fo sho u G@Y!!! 
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Apr 3 2008, 05:13 PM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
fille like mon font penis
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Apr 3 2008, 05:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 717 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,551 |
Oh, oh!
Je veux te deshabiller avec les dents. :] |
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Apr 3 2008, 05:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(ojairus @ Apr 3 2008, 06:13 PM) fille like mon font penis wesllleyy snippee u likee penus..?  
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