The "What If?" Game, Version 2 Options

[tokyo-rose]

what is you could hear what other people are thinking

It would come in useful at first, but then it'd get too "noisy" and I wouldn't want that power anymore.

What if you hiccuped nonstop for the next five years?

[lkajsfklajskds]

O.o i would rather commit suicide


what if you had gas in you that refused to come out either way?

[JokeInsideJoke]

i would be bloaded

what if you ate crap without knowing it?

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

if i didnt know, then i dont think i`d care/notice.


what if you had 20 more years of school to go?

[JokeInsideJoke]

i would skip most of my classes


what if no one posted on CB anymore?!

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

someone would probably have cb shut down. ( )

what if for every commerical ever made, one person was used for all of them (and played every single character, cartoon, voice etc?)

[JokeInsideJoke]

i would kill the TV


what if you were talking to some one famous right now?!

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

i`d propose.


what if people were turqoise and purple too?

[JokeInsideJoke]

we would be pretty


what if we still had black and white tv's?

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

i`d go nuts.


what if the sky was pink?

[lkajsfklajskds]

then crayola would have to get all teh sky blue colored crayons back.

what if nobody in this world suffered through poverty?

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

there just might be a little less compassion.

what if humans could see 500 more colors?

[illriginal]

Uh... I don't know how to answer that since we basically see over a million colors, many of which we don't have labels for. o.O;

What if God really does exist, would you go to hell?

[Anephoria]

ha, no

what if our fingernails were made of cheese?

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

that`d be grosss.

what if we could ride on stars?

[emberfly]

Umm.. i'd pretty to not have my butt on fire..

What if everything you were ever taught was a lie

[JokeInsideJoke]

i wouldnt be suprised


what if you got cancer and would die in 10 days????

[emberfly]

I would be excited.


what if scientists genetically mutate pigs to grow wings?

[Anephoria]

i'd protest


what if you didn't have to breathe in order to live?

[emberfly]

people would never choke, we'd be able to explore outerspace more, people would stay under water as long as they please, the guiness world record for breathe holding would be pointless, we would have more space to live since we could live underwater and in space, the law in Japan about having one child would be diminished since more space is available, humans would be kings of land and sea, etc.., etc.., etc.. endless answers.


what if you were a descendent of John Wilks Booth? (sp?)

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

I`d go to wikipedia to look up John Wilk Whatever.

What if someone shaved your head while you were sleeping? unless you`re bald.

[JokeInsideJoke]

i would rip off their balls (assuming they were a guy)


what woyuld you do if you were a zebra?

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

1. i wouldn`t be typing this.
2. i wouldn`t be on a computer.
3.i wouldn`t know what a computer is.
4. i wouldn`t even be in a house
5. i`d live somewhere... where zebra`s live.
6. i`d have stripes.
7. i`d be quadruped.
8. i`d eat grass and shit.


What if your parents taught you that the sun was the moon and vice versa?

[gordita]

id be retarded


what if you found out you were allergic to your fav food?

[shoryuken]

ifff u alllurgicc daa u favv foodd denn howw da h3ll u knoww itt u fav foodd douche..

watt eff dis threadd gitt closee..