Who Wanna Learn The French, ? Options

[Be-Faithful]

CHAPTER ONE

VERY IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW ABOUT FRENCH

as every latin language, it is harder than english so you must be a hero for learn it, and you MUST get a lots of courage!

HURRAY HURRAY now let's go

a lots of words look like english word they are the transparent word

a lots of word look like the english word but the yare totaly diferent, let's call 'em the muthaf**kin word!

exemple of :

Blu = Bleu.this is a transparent!
Idiot = Idiot again a transparent !

Sit / Site ( website ) pronounced as Sit down THIS is a muthaf**kin word
Actualy = Enfait / Actuellement = At this moment ANOTHER MUTHAf**kIN WORD , Die muthaf**kin word DIE DIE DIE SLOW

NOW LET'S ROCK AGAIN BABY

Lecon 1: I/YOU/HE/THEY...


I = JE
YOU = TU
HE/SHE/IT = IL/ELLE
WE = NOUS
YOU = VOUS
THEY = ILS/ELLES

MY = MON
YOUR = TON
HIS/HER = SON
OUR = NOTRE
YOUR = VOTRE
THEIR = LEUR

ME = MOI
YOU = TOI
HIM/HER = LUI/ELLE
US = NOUS
YOU = VOUS
THEM = EUX

Lecon 2: The present

terminason =

e
es
e
ons
ez
ent

Regular verbe, exemple with Manger = eat

Je mange
Tu manges
Il/Elle Mange
Nous Mangeons
Vous Mangez
Ils/Elles Mangent

Lecon 3:Useful expressions/words


YO WASSUP n*gga I f**kED YO MOM = Wesh gros bien ou quoi je nike ta mère.

Hello I'm B-NOX = Bonjour/Salut Je suis B-NOX/ Je m'apelle B-NOX

How are you today ? = Comment vas-tu aujourd'hui?

What's your name = Comment tu t'apells

Where can I buy some food ?= Où puis'je acheter de la nourriture ?

Hello Police i'm lost in paris ( f**k da police ) = Police, je suis perdu à paris ( nike la police )

You are so pretty, I love you so much = Tu es si belle ( for girl ) /beau ( for boy ) , Je t'aime beaucoup.

Yes = Oui
No = Non
Maybe/Perhaps = Peut-être
For Sure = Bien Sur
How = Comment
For = Pour
Be = être
Open = Ouvrir
Kill = Tuer
One Eye = Un Oeil
2 3 4 5 6 Eyes = 2 3 4 5 6 Yeux
From ... To = De ... à
Girl = Fille
Boy = Garçon/Homme
Human = Humain
Bed = Lit
Pizza = Pizza
Hands = Main
Head = Tête
Hairs = Cheuveux
Cake = Gâteaux
Copybook = Cahier
Book = Livre
Good Bye = Aurevoir
THE = Le ( boy ) La ( girl ) Les ( a lots of girl/boy )

La voiture
Les voitures
Le monsieur ( sir )
Les messieurs

This car is blu = Cette voiture est bleue
This sandwich is for gay = Ce sandwich est pour les gays




Lecon 4: Some iregular verbe

I am = Je suis
You Are = Tu es
He is = Il est
We are = Nous sommes
you are = Vous êtes
They are = Ils sont

I go to... = je vais à
You go = Tu vas
He goes = Il va
We go = Nous allons
You go = Vous allez
They go = Ils vont

Lecon 5: Some adjective

Pretty/good looking = Belle ( girl ) Beau ( boy )
Ugly = Horrible
Tall = grand
slim = mègre
Fat = gros
n*gga = Negro
Magnificent = Magnifique
Strong = Fort
Bad = Nul

Lecon 6: Color

White = Blanc
Black = Noir
Orange = Orange
Blu = Bleu
Green = Vert
Purple = Violet
Brown = Marron
Pink = Rose
Silver = Argenté
Golden = Doré
Yellow = Jaune
Red = Rouge

Lecon 7 : Numbers

One = Un
Two = Deux
Three = Trois
Four = Quatre
Five = Cinq
Six = Six
Seven = Sept
Eight = Huit
Nine = Neuf
Ten = Dix
eleven = Onze
Twelve = Douze
Thirteen = Treize
Fourteen = Quatorze
Fifteen = Quinze
Sixteen = Seize
Seventeen = Dixsept
Eighteen = Dixhuit
Nineteen = Dixneuf
Twenty = Vingt
Twenty one... = Vingt et un
Twenty Two = Vingt Deux
Twenty Three = Vingt Trois...


EXERCICE OF THE CHAPTER ONE :


Ttranslate in french:

I eat some food. =

I am a beautiful lady. =

You are ugly. =

He is realy idiot. =

This bed is Brown =

She goes from Paris to the West Side =


Put your grade on /6.

( I've got 6/6 )

How To Learn The French. By B-NOX (1992 - 2074 )Copyrights 2008
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bonus: some french injure = Insultes

Suck My Dick Bitch = Suce ma bite sale pute
Son of a bitch = Fils de pute
You're mother the bitch who sucks in the catacomb = Ta mère la pute qui suce dans les catacombe
...


Now You Learnt some french useful thingn you acn act cool with yo homiez with french speaking

Have a nice day and Aurevoiiiiiiiiiiir people ( peuple )

[Insurmountable]

I thought you were only supposed to post in that thread in the sandbox.


*warning.

[Be-Faithful]

No way now i'm a free french teacher

[Be-Faithful]

SHIT nobody is interessed in french

[shoryuken]

oh dam b.nox.. YO TEACH ME FRENNCH...

I thought you were only supposed to post in that thread in the sandbox.
*warning.

HAHAHAHA!!!
poor B.nox...

[Be-Faithful]

howhowhow

arent you at work nquokasuckaz

[shoryuken]

get 2 go home fool!!! YAY!!!

gonna head out soon..

anyway... bout frenchh.. TEACH ME!!!

[illriginal]

Anyone here who speaks spanish or italian, I'd recommend you pick up on French, just for the sake of knowledge and how easy it is, since it's very similar to each other.

[shoryuken]

uh... ye.. n learn jamaican n amish 2...

moron..

[illriginal]

uh... ye.. n learn jamaican n amish 2...

moron..

This kid deserves a warning already =\ he's been ridin my jock all day out of immaturity.

[shoryuken]

french aint easy 4 sum peep..

[illriginal]

nah.. what you say make no sense...

just say learn all language instead of sayin who here know espanol or italy need 2 pick up french..

french aint easy for some ppl just u know..

It's easier for people who speak one of the romance languages. French, Italian, Romanian, Spanish, and Portuguese all have many similar words/phrases. So I make plenty sense.

[shoryuken]

thats just what you think.. n they aint you..

*FLLEXXX*...*GRUNT* UHHHHHHH....ARRGHHHHH

[karmakiller]

Nein, Deutsch ist besser! Deutsch ist ein sehr romantisch Sprache!

French sounds weird. I think the only reason I would take French classes is 'cause I can say "wie, wie". There's a book at Barnes and Nobles called "Schiesse and other things you were never taught in german class" or something like that... that always gets a laugh.

[pandora]

oui oui*



I eat some food. = Je mange de nourriture

I am a beautiful lady. = Je suis une belle fille.

You are ugly. = Tu es laid.

He is realy idiot. = Il est vraiment idiot.

This bed is Brown = Le lit est brun.

She goes from Paris to the West Side = Elle a de Paris au Cote d'ouest.



DO I GET AN A?

[tokyo-rose]

oui oui*

I think Dee was making a play on German vs. French words.

Je peux parler francais.

[Teesa]

je peux parler francais aussi. c'est ma mineur dans l'universite.

je suis plus chouette que vous.

[karmakiller]

I think Dee was making a play on German vs. French words.

Je peux parler francais.

Haha, I spell it like it sounds Hence the quotes. Nah, I'm just not down with the crazy French spelling. My friends that are in french classes tell me how to say naughty words.

German's a hot romantic phlegm throwing language.


You all make me feel dumb!

[illriginal]

Nein, Deutsch ist besser! Deutsch ist ein sehr romantisch Sprache!

Does that say, "no, dutch is better! dutch is not romantic? o.o;

I swear I didn't look that up... I'm just assuming that's what it says.

[karmakiller]

"No, German is better! German is a very romantic language."

[illriginal]

"No, German is better! German is a very romantic language."

Oh

Dood... Germanic scares me. Had a female once, full blooded German born in Germany, and her voice made romance and sexy time kinda scary.
True story.

[karmakiller]

Maybe you just need a softer speaking German LOL... It really depends on where they're from, because just like in America they have varying accents. A lot of the Slovic languages kinda creep me out. I think I got shafted with my heritage. I have an ugly language... a not so good political history... gross food... :(

[michellerrific]

j'adore parler francais, mais je deteste classe de francais, parce qu'il est tres barbant; le professeur est barbant, les devoirs est barbant, l'histoires est barbant, tout est ennuyeux. je veux dormir mais j'assieds en face de professeur. >_____<


i like ranting in french.

[Be-Faithful]

oui oui*
I eat some food. = Je mange de la nourriture

I am a beautiful lady. = Je suis une belle fille. GOOD

You are ugly. = Tu es laid. GOOD

He is realy idiot. = Il est vraiment idiot. GOOD

This bed is Brown = Le lit est brun. GOOD

She goes from Paris to the West Side = Elle va de Paris à la Cote ouest.
DO I GET AN A?

B+



for the other

EVERYBODY SPEAK A GAY'S FRENCH

nobody says Chouette/barbant/...

use cool expression as

Chouette = Cool ( in french too )

Barbant = Ennuyeu

[pandora]

i always say de nourriture and my parents never correct me lol