Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
 Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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 L!ckitySplit  Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329  |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room.  mom: Evan,Take out the-  me:  mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was-mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it  me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me:  yes dad?dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad?  dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. 
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Aug 20 2006, 09:33 AM
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Haha, no.
I just kind of figure it out on my own, and my mother gave me a sex book...and my grandma [her mother] gave me this sex for dummies book also and told me to read it.. SO i'm sure I know more than what I'm supposed to. |
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Aug 23 2006, 11:23 PM
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wow..haha funny
 ...my parents never gave me that talk...
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Aug 29 2006, 10:34 PM
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My parents never gave me that talk. I just figured it out myself. That's a really funny story tho. Hahahaha I'm gonna show my friends.
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Aug 30 2006, 07:09 PM
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lol wow, ok hmm that would be so like embarrasing wow...err that was a weird story?
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Aug 30 2006, 07:15 PM
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 I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad enough anyway because I'm a girl, and he went into EXPLICIT detail...oh God, I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.
Dad: Now this may sound strange, but the man's penis is just the right shape to fit into the woman's... Me: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I don't need to hear this. |
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Aug 30 2006, 07:31 PM
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QUOTE(femme_fatale4160 @ Aug 30 2006, 5:15 PM)  My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad enough anyway because I'm a girl, and he went into EXPLICIT detail...oh God, I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. Dad: Now this may sound strange, but the man's penis is just the right shape to fit into the woman's... Me: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I don't need to hear this. Lol!!! My mom gave me the "talk" but i was only like 10 so she didnt go into the details (thank god) but everything else i found out on my own. |
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Aug 30 2006, 07:41 PM
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 banana ham! Group: Member Posts: 661 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,050 |
QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jun 26 2005, 7:12 PM) never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help YUP.
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Mar 13 2008, 07:34 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
I just felt I had to bump this topic because some of the posts were really funny and I didn't get the "talk" until today.
It was really awkward because I was conversing with Paolo (boyfriend) and my mother came home and after Paolo left shortly, she told me that boys will take advantage of me. (My grandma says the same thing.) Its just very awkward because I was taught that PDA was bad but if I don't show affection in public where do I show it? Ya know? 
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Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,415 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
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Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM
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GD. <3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,222 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 198,566 |
QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 13 2008, 04:38 PM) I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex. I do believe that this is your most traumatizing post yet.
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Mar 15 2008, 08:55 PM
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hahahahaha. My parents gave my elementary school permission to teach us all about it so they wouldn't have to. :P But I learned the basics from my brother at a young-ish age. I was a disturbed child...
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Mar 15 2008, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 06:05 PM) No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head* haha, me either! i mean, i remember health class in fifth grade was the first time somebody actually sat me down and talked to me about it. otherwise, my mom never said anything  i dont know where i get all my info. |
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Mar 15 2008, 09:27 PM
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Lolol.
i dont need it i have perverted friends and internet 
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Mar 15 2008, 10:08 PM
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 awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk?
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Mar 15 2008, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM) Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk? my science teacher explained it one time. apparently there is a song lyric that says something like "birds do it, bees do it..." but who knows. |
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Mar 17 2008, 01:48 AM
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hahaha.
that's a funny story, & i've never gotten that talk. |
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Mar 18 2008, 07:03 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
My science teacher told me people like to have sex because of the "risk".
I'm not sure what she meant by that, I thought people just did it because they were horny sexpots.
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Mar 18 2008, 07:07 PM
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 Hablamos Español. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,283 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 549,364 |
um, i never got the talk but i was asked at least once a day if i had sex already. Every time i said no and my mom was like well remember if your going to have sex id rather you be safe than sorry.
One day she asked, and the answer was yes. she cried. alot. so did my dad and that was a big because he never cries, about anything. it wasn't horrible it was just uncomfortable. |
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Mar 18 2008, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM) Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees and no, i never had that convo with my parents. |
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Mar 18 2008, 10:56 PM
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oh yeah, it was:
"Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love" |
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Jul 28 2008, 02:57 AM
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I ALMOST got the talk yesterday... me:*Sitting down on the couch by my Mom* sis:*Playing sims* *A sim being birth* me:*bored out of my head just wathing my sis's game and a bit of TV*  sis:You souldn't be looking @ these things.  mom:I think its about time to have "the talk" about the "Birds and the Bees" me:Huh? Birds and the Bees? What? sis:Mom I think its about time you told him about "The talk" me:*Tring to say* HOLD ON THE TALK!  mom:Trying to say as much as she can as fast as she can about the bb's me:*RUNNING FOR MY LIFE* |
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Jul 28 2008, 06:53 PM
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 . ish Happens . Group: Member Posts: 244 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,362 |
  haven't had the "Talk" don't think i'll have it anytime soon...unless they just decide to give it when i get my car...but then i don't really need it anyway... |
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Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
LMFAO. that is embarrassing as hell. ouch. haha. &me too, i never really talked to them about anything related to sex and babies.
in first grade my friend was like you know... all of our parents had SEX. i was like WTF? no WAY. &he told me about it, &that, that's how people make babies. i was like woah. lmfao. |
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