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SPAM!, email spam
superstitious
post Mar 8 2008, 11:11 AM
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I love email spam.

Subject: Ride till she comes
Email: Increase your strength, virility, length and thickness with just one miracle formula

I deleted a bunch this morning, but I find email spam entertaining. I've won gold watches, the lottery, been offered foreign capital lucrative job offers, viagra, porn, MILFs in TN, you name it.

 
Smarmosaur
post Mar 8 2008, 11:43 AM
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i get the usual adult websites, win money, blah blah blah...
i honestly have no clue where they come from, i have NEVER used my e-mail address for a website unless it's 100% trusted in my book. if i think something wacky might happen, i use an older one.
 
michellerrific
post Mar 8 2008, 03:27 PM
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They're funny sometimes. I was trusting Gmail until I got a load of spam one day (although it may not be their fault.) I always got Viagara and penis enlargements. I don't have a f**king penis.
 
weed
post Mar 8 2008, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE(Autobahn @ Mar 8 2008, 03:27 PM) *
I don't have a f**king penis.



and thats how you can identify spam in 2 seconds. when they offer you pipi enlargement crap but you have no pipi. _unsure.gif
 
*yrrnotelekktric*
post Mar 8 2008, 03:32 PM
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i always get the penis enlargement ones.
 
jaeman
post Mar 8 2008, 04:26 PM
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Everytime I go to delete the lottery ones, I always scream "Yes, I WON!"
 
freeflow
post Mar 8 2008, 05:03 PM
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Mine are all in asian languages. I can't even read them. Then there are a few lottery and a auto loan.
 
superficial
post Mar 8 2008, 05:44 PM
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I hate e-mail. I have these few emails that I check maybe once every few months, and I look at bulk and find out there are stupid emails that say "DO YOU WANT SEX?" "LESBIANS ARE NEAR YOUR AREA" and I'm like... what the hell? And I always get these stupid "urgent" emails from the same people over and over. I mark it as spam but it still sends. That's why I hate Yahoo! Now I switched over to Hotmail and what do you know? WAY LESS SPAM. So if you guys want less spam, switch to hotmail today! wink.gif
 
Crash2
post Mar 8 2008, 07:04 PM
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Ohhh yes.
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I tend to not use email anymore because of spam. My Gmail account was doing pretty well until recently. Apparently I've got a whole bunch of eCards and greetings or whatever waiting for me. I also signed into an old email account that I hadn't opened for a couple of years and it literally had thousands of spam messages.
 
superstitious
post Mar 8 2008, 07:10 PM
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I get very random ones:
  • Get the best girl around!
  • No need to spend hours searching chemist's around!
  • Best repl1ca w4tches from IWC at Prest1ge Repl1cas
  • Motorised pussy for your needs
  • Probieren Sie es - Mann Lebt nur einmal, Hochwertiger Viagra, Cialis, Levitra und Soma und andere Medikamente
  • Tiny dimension is curable
  • Gain a voluminous male package
Haha. I love spam. Motorised pussy? hahahahahaha
 
DoubleJ
post Mar 8 2008, 07:11 PM
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Oddly enough, outlook is very good at catching sperm very quickly.
 
superstitious
post Mar 8 2008, 07:11 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Mar 8 2008, 06:11 PM) *
Oddly enough, outlook is very good at catching sperm very quickly.

WOW!
 
DoubleJ
post Mar 8 2008, 07:12 PM
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HAHA! I knew you would catch that!
 

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