(Almost) Violated in the "hood" today. |
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 Mar 7 2008, 10:37 PM
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So today I went for a walk in the ghetto part of my city, enjoying the weather. There was a guy in a car, following me as I went on my stroll. I did not mind him because I was in a really good and carefree mood. However, he started harassing me by yelling racist insults. I was going to say the "N" word but it would have been too inappropriate. Instead, I stuck up my glorious middle finger and continued walking. I think that made him a tad angry, which is why he got out of his car, leaving it in the middle of the road. He yelled "stop you f****t gook!" I was shocked at what he had said; I was neither a homosexual nor Korean. However, now I was a bit afraid of what he would do to me, so I reached into my pocket for my swiss army knife. It was red. Anyway, the guy started yelling repulsive remarks. I took out my pistol and started shooting at the guy. All of a sudden, Chris Hansen came out of no where and said to the guy "Why don't you take a seat over there?" Hansen started interrogating the guy and told him that he was under arrest. However, the guy demanded his lawyer and appear his lawyer did. I knew he was going to lose the court case, but then I saw Phoenix Wright. By then, I knew all hope was lost for Chris Hansen and I. However, hope was not lost at all because Phoenix Wright failed to provide the correct evidence. In the end, the guy who almost violated me was sent to jail, where he met a real predator. Masterchief was there too because he's a f****t. In fact, Halo is lame. Thankfully, cool people like Gordon Freeman and Solid Snake were there, balancing the faggy-ness Masterchief provided. All of this was real I'm just narrating events from MY life.
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Mar 7 2008, 10:49 PM
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Huh?
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Mar 7 2008, 10:52 PM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
i dont get it...
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Mar 7 2008, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(JokeInsideJoke @ Mar 7 2008, 09:52 PM)  i dont get it... Neither do I. I'm still lost. The only thing I gathered is the Halo reference. |
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Mar 7 2008, 10:54 PM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,419 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
They say imitation is the best form of flattery.
Don't flatter me. |
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Mar 7 2008, 10:55 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 7 2008, 09:54 PM) They say imitation is the best form of flattery. Don't flatter me. 
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Mar 7 2008, 10:57 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 7 2008, 10:54 PM) They say imitation is the best form of flattery. Don't flatter me.  and why is hood in ' ' ???? |
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Mar 7 2008, 11:02 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
They say flattery is the best form of mockery.
I'll flatter you. btw don't get so worked up I like writing stories. oops DOUBLE |
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Mar 7 2008, 11:05 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 7 2008, 09:54 PM) They say imitation is the best form of flattery. Don't flatter me. Thief, right? |
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Mar 7 2008, 11:09 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
QUOTE(sharpnotflat @ Mar 7 2008, 11:04 PM) btw don't get so worked up I like writing stories. oops DOUBLE then shouldnt this be in 'writing'? |
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Mar 7 2008, 11:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
oh yeah shoot i forgot sorry.
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Mar 7 2008, 11:12 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
^ s'okay
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Mar 7 2008, 11:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
can someone move this topic or delete because it's pointless.
I should have written it in my writers log or something but I wanted to spread my joy of writing. |
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Mar 7 2008, 11:27 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
well your post made my joy-full, happy?!
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Mar 7 2008, 11:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
thank you. You are a nice person and you will change the world around you. please do not stop being nice because this world requires more nice people lik eyou.
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