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post Mar 1 2008, 04:56 PM
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alrighty, I'll post a new one every day.
NO GOOGLE ALLOWED. or the riddle gods will haunt your dreams. shifty.gif

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Surrounded by hills,
I rest on an isle
Known for its castles
And "baggy" music style

I can hide a monster
At least some think
But for what it's worth
I'm one of nature's sinks

What am I?
 
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post Mar 1 2008, 06:12 PM
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scotland...?
 
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post Mar 1 2008, 08:09 PM
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................. this makes me feel stupid
 
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QUOTE(Miscitta @ Mar 1 2008, 05:12 PM) *
scotland...?


oober close!
 
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post Mar 1 2008, 09:32 PM
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ireland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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QUOTE(ProudLeechLover @ Mar 1 2008, 08:32 PM) *
ireland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


nope.
it involves scotland.
 
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loch ness/ the loch ness monster?????
 
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yeah i think its the loch ness lake
 
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yup. Loch Ness in Scotland.

explanation:
Surrounded by hills - The Loch is in a fjord surrounded by wetland hills.

I rest on an isle
Known for its castles
And "baggy" music style - Scotland, part of the British Isles, is known for its numerous castles and bagpipe music.

I can hide a monster
At least some think that there is a monster lives in Loch Ness, but it isn't verifiable.

But for what it's worth
I'm one of nature's sinks - The Loch is drained by six major rivers.
 
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YAY ME!!!!!



HEY LOOK! A E-COOKIE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Mar 1 2008, 10:25 PM
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wow good for you. you stole my answer and kept guessing random answers until you got it.
 
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post Mar 1 2008, 10:27 PM
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that is just my strategy
 
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i cant tell. god forbid if you actually thought about the riddle.
 
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post Mar 1 2008, 10:59 PM
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^ i did!
i guessed ireland and then Rock said 'it involves scotland' so i guess the first thing that came to my mind...aka lock ness



 
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did you want the e-cookie,Miscitta? stubborn.gif
here you go >>>>>>>>>>>
 
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FINALLY, THANK YOU!

hah
 
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next riddle
 
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Below are anagrams of some musical instruments popular in a particular style of music. Your task is to discover what these instruments are. I have placed the number of letters in brackets if there are two words.

Term put
Clear tin
Bent room
Air tug
O! A pin
A U.S. bobsled (6, 4)
A drab show
 
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Trumpet
Clarinet
Trombone
Guitar
Piano
Bass Double
Washboard

I knew middle school band was good for something.

 
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post Mar 3 2008, 08:42 PM
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correcto. you have to have googled that. shifty.gif

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We are many guards of a precious gate
Sometimes we lean backward and sometimes we stand straight
Some of us are short and some are tall
We never quit the fight but we might fall
We wear war paint and cover in black
We always defend but never will attack
 
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a rod iorn fence?
 
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nope. not even close.
 
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post Mar 5 2008, 05:52 PM
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bump/double post.

won't post another one until the last is answered, i guess.
 
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okay so..i have two answers from my boyfren && my cousin because i have nooooo clue..

those guards that never move -- cousin.
eyelashes -- boyfren.

 
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crap, didn't want this thread to die.
but yes, it's eyelashes!

3/22-
Sunday had finally come for Detective Kelvin Wallace. It was the day of the auction. He was an avid collector of antique items. He was looking for something from the collection of a King, especially Louis XIV, as he did not have any of his items.

Finally, the collection of King Louis XIV came up for auction. The first item was a bathing towel which was supposedly used every day by King Louis XIV. Everyone was eager to get his hands on the old torn piece of cloth, but Detective Wallace knew that it was a fake piece and decided to leave the auction hall immediately.

How did he know that the towel was fake?
 

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