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 Feb 15 2008, 08:22 PM
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 creepy heather  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580  |
what would you do if ther was a ZOMBIE INVASION.
1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. well, that is from the zombie survival guide, but what would you really do? i have an obsession with zombie movies (good and bad ones). the most recent one i saw aliens were taking over human brains and impregnating the virgins of the world to give birth to these really ugly beasts. anyway they found out that alcohol killed the parasite that made people zombies (even though it led to a horrible death either way). i realised that i never thought of actually finding something that could kill said zombie, so i would also focus on that. |
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Feb 15 2008, 08:31 PM
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 cake or DEATH Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 631 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 223,586 |
i'm a huge nerd for zombie films/games
 . Anything concerning viral epidemics (i.e. 28 Days Later).i'd go resident evil on their ass. seriously, i'd get my family together + bf + best friend and drive to some refugee place (if there was one). I'd keep a melee weapon with me and bash heads when necessary. |
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Feb 15 2008, 08:37 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
I remember one of my friends were reading one of these books. I don't know, I probably would be too scared to do any of those.
 I'd probably try to kick them or something or shoot them like an idiot.
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Feb 15 2008, 08:45 PM
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 Call me Britt :] Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,944 |
OMGG, you're my favourite member of the day for posting this.Haha.
I'm a zombie-obsessed freak. :D (And proud) QUOTE 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. Heck yes! |
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Feb 15 2008, 08:46 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
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Feb 15 2008, 09:16 PM
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break into the gun shop down the hill and have fun.
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Feb 15 2008, 09:40 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Haha, this reminds me of my In Case of Zombies threadless shirt.
Show no mercy, she's not your mother anymore. |
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Feb 15 2008, 09:43 PM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
QUOTE(xCutUpAngelxxx @ Feb 15 2008, 07:45 PM)  OMGG, you're my favourite member of the day for posting this.Haha. I'm a zombie-obsessed freak. :D (And proud) Heck yes! Ditto. well, I'm not obsessed with it but she's my favorite member for posting this, too. I'd say form a group, but trust no one but yourself to keep you alive. Equip myself with a blade and a shotgun... somehow. |
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Feb 15 2008, 09:48 PM
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 <joke> inside </joke> Group: Official Member Posts: 2,283 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 470,590 |
QUOTE(Heathasm @ Feb 15 2008, 08:22 PM) 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. That's not really a way to survive but it seems strikingly true  I would want to be all 'saving others before myself' and 'go after them, dont wait for them to come to you' But really, I would probably run like a little sissy to a corner and hide as i pee in my pants and cry my tear ducts off |
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Feb 15 2008, 09:50 PM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
LOL another one of teh rules is choose a weapon that doesnt require ammo aka a pipe brass knuckles, or a club
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Feb 15 2008, 09:50 PM
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Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
QUOTE(Spirited Away @ Feb 15 2008, 08:43 PM) Ditto. well, I'm not obsessed with it but she's my favorite member for posting this, too. I'd say form a group, but trust no one but yourself to keep you alive. Equip myself with a blade and a shotgun... somehow. OH OH!! And a Hummer... or something like that. Oh and INJECT MYSELF WITH STEROIDS. Yea.. okay. |
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Feb 15 2008, 10:18 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
I'd go get a big truck and drive them over until I got to a place where there were no zombies. I don't wanna become one :(
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Feb 16 2008, 12:14 AM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Feb 15 2008, 11:18 PM) I'd go get a big truck and drive them over until I got to a place where there were no zombies. I don't wanna become one :( but what if they invaded your camp over time? what could you do stop it :\ |
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Feb 16 2008, 12:30 PM
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 Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
QUOTE(SilentLaugh @ Feb 15 2008, 08:48 PM) But really, I would probably run like a little sissy to a corner and hide as i pee in my pants and cry my tear ducts off That's what I'd do. If I gained my courage back, I'd fight them and set-up a good, strong hiding place. I'D WATCH I AM LEGEND FOR INSPIRATION. |
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Feb 16 2008, 01:09 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(Heathasm @ Feb 15 2008, 11:14 PM) but what if they invaded your camp over time? what could you do stop it :\ Hmmm, maybe life's more fun as a zombie. :( I'd probably become a zombie. Or just try to blend in with them until I made it to another safe place. How about Alaska? Zombies don't like the cold; They'll freeze. LET'S ALL GO TO ANTARTICA! |
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Feb 16 2008, 01:20 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Wow, Heather. Your avatar its so...
pretty.
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Feb 16 2008, 02:41 PM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Feb 16 2008, 02:09 PM) Hmmm, maybe life's more fun as a zombie. :( I'd probably become a zombie. Or just try to blend in with them until I made it to another safe place. How about Alaska? Zombies don't like the cold; They'll freeze. LET'S ALL GO TO ANTARTICA! yeah maybe they would move evenn slower in antartica LOL QUOTE Wow, Heather. Your avatar its so...mellow.gif pretty.  |
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Feb 16 2008, 02:48 PM
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 This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
Ah damnit, Dee already said it. xD
http://www.threadless.com/product/632/In_Case_Of_Zombies That was my first thought when I saw this thread. ..Also, I love bad zombie movies. :D |
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Feb 16 2008, 02:50 PM
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 Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
I bought my beau that book for Christmas
 I'd be all for hiding in the attic with lots of beans and no ladder down to the ground floor. |
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Feb 16 2008, 02:53 PM
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 sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
i'd probably go on a fire-rampage with a flamethrower.
zombie? *burns* house? *burn* pool? *burn* you know. |
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Feb 17 2008, 11:55 AM
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 James killed the radio star. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,095 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,855 |
Lol, I have the Zombie Survival Guide. I take it with me everywhere, just in case.
I love zombie movies... I watch 28 Days Later yesterday, which is zombie-ish... good times. I fully intend to be one of those who make sarcastic comments and turns the occasion into a zom-com. That way, I will be endeared to the audience and will make it to the sequel. |
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Feb 17 2008, 03:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
All I need is a crowbar.
A HEV Suit would be nice too! |
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Feb 17 2008, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE(sharpnotflat @ Feb 17 2008, 02:00 PM) All I need is a crowbar. A HEV Suit would be nice too! lol@u |
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Feb 17 2008, 03:32 PM
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 Potato Admirer Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 620,398 |
I would befriend the zombies and therefore not get infected or killed.
Then we'd eat hot pockets while watching evil dead. =] |
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Feb 17 2008, 05:01 PM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE I fully intend to be one of those who make sarcastic comments and turns the occasion into a zom-com. That way, I will be endeared to the audience and will make it to the sequel. XD ohh me too! QUOTE I would befriend the zombies and therefore not get infected or killed. Then we'd eat hot pockets while watching evil dead. =] haw zombies eating hotpockets |
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