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Yay!, Janette, it's a riddle!
austinoutloud
post Jan 29 2008, 04:25 PM
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You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that's not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason
 
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post Jan 30 2008, 06:15 PM
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LOL.

the ice cream man.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.


that was awesome.


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tokyo-rose
post Jan 30 2008, 06:21 PM
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Haha, I couldn't get this. I thought it was Santa, then the mailman, then gave up. xD
 
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post Jan 31 2008, 07:54 PM
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Janette, you're a genius. How'd you do that!?

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Haha, I couldn't get this. I thought it was Santa, then the mailman, then gave up. xD


^^ That was exactly me!
 
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post Jan 31 2008, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 31 2008, 04:54 PM) *
Janette, you're a genius. How'd you do that!?

skills, Austin. Skills.


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post Feb 1 2008, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 31 2008, 07:54 PM) *
^^ That was exactly me!

Silly minds think alike? wink.gif

QUOTE(yrrnotelekktric @ Jan 31 2008, 10:18 PM) *
skills, Austin. Skills.

Or you've seen this somewhere before! shifty.gif
 
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post Feb 2 2008, 12:46 AM
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^laugh.gif or im just skilled.





hahaha.
 
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post Feb 2 2008, 06:31 PM
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No, I think she's seen it before. Cheeky sod.
 
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post Feb 2 2008, 07:53 PM
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haha you shall never know! shifty.gif
 

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