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Ghetto luv poem
onenonly101
post May 24 2004, 07:25 PM
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i'm too cool 4 school
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Gul I love you, Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do, the thangs I do?
Remember how I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around the block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Tims.
I was right dare,
|with a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to the club.....
Don't knock ova does candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I Sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early
and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice,
no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals
and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast
and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you knowed,
ever loved you like dis.
Gul please just take my name off that child support list
 
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Luster Soldier
post May 24 2004, 07:26 PM
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ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ
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I don't know why, but reading that gives me a headache wacko.gif
 
GinaDaQueen
post May 24 2004, 08:26 PM
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createblog.com
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lol soo funny! love the ending.
 
dani41790
post May 25 2004, 02:09 PM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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lol thas funni but kinda weird though
 
Got Shibby?
post May 26 2004, 05:08 PM
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punk rock owns you
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haha, that's hilarious.
 
rOckThISshYt
post May 27 2004, 12:45 AM
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Live Your Own Party
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HAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I'M GOING TO SEND THAT TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!
 
melface
post May 27 2004, 12:15 PM
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cb=bullshit.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
xquizit
post May 27 2004, 12:25 PM
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wanderlust personified.
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LMAO. laugh.gif that was good.
 
islandkiss
post Jun 15 2004, 03:59 PM
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Kermit the frog = <3
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hahah.
 
SarahxJoy
post Jun 15 2004, 04:58 PM
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What the fack.
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LoL Nice nice! LoL. I'm still laughing. biggrin.gif
 
177emories
post Jun 15 2004, 08:02 PM
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Prez of Student Council 04/05
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QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 8:26 PM)
I don't know why, but reading that gives me a headache wacko.gif

dido me tooo
 
mai_z
post Jun 15 2004, 08:44 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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hehe luv the ending~!
 
Winter
post Jun 20 2004, 07:50 AM
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Lol that was hilarious!
 
BeyondElite
post Jun 20 2004, 12:28 PM
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I love the ending! Funny though.
 
the dispatch
post Jun 22 2004, 08:18 AM
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haha (= funny
 
darkangel
post Jun 23 2004, 08:09 PM
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iits.jessicaa!!
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AHAHAHA LMAO. IM COPYING THIS!
 
dasturbd
post Jun 23 2004, 10:02 PM
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Doh!
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LMFAO!! Omg I need to mail this to a friend of mine
Classic ...but Schlitz?? I was waitin for Colt forty-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive laugh.gif
 
× JeNi ×
post Jun 24 2004, 05:46 PM
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× JeNi ×
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haha das a good one
 
ji_cabinx
post Jun 26 2004, 04:06 PM
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^_^
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ha ha ha...good one!
 
trail_of_memorie...
post Mar 29 2005, 08:16 AM
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It's not me whos the problem...
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Thats just 'jokes'. laugh.gif
 
j-kwon
post Mar 29 2005, 09:54 AM
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yo im bored
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ok that was funny
 
*chaneun*
post Mar 29 2005, 11:26 AM
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ROFLOLMAO
 
saysaydaplay
post Mar 29 2005, 08:30 PM
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hahahahahah biggrin.gif
 
Babiexdreamerz
post Mar 29 2005, 08:34 PM
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I need you just as much as you need her
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Haha...that was funny. laugh.gif
 
k_dizzle90
post Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM
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Newbie
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i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black people say ya more than they say yo as in : member how i used to rub yo feet. trust me i know im black but it still wuz KINDA funny jus like the same thing over and over
 
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