Performance In the Bedroom?, Discuss |
 Jan 24 2008, 07:35 PM
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How would you, personally, describe how someone is "good" in bed? What is bad to you?
This has been irking me for about a week because my sex life is bland right now. Its been feeling like a chore this weekend. I know we all have different standards and expectations, so I'm just curious to hear some input from the forum. |
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Jan 25 2008, 01:34 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 25 2008, 04:42 AM)  Anal is risky with me. Most females I've tried it with can't handle it and just attempting anal ruins the mood entirely. The only women that didn't complain had a certain fetish for it. So I had no problems getting in there. I'm very selective about who I get involved with for a long list of reasons. The most obvious; I like being clean, I don't want kids, and that specific sexual encounter doesn't have to mean anything per se, but I don't want to just run through a bunch of skeezers. Thats what college was for. I have no middle ground, I'm either making love and being the hopeless romantic I am at heart, or I'm blowing backs out and listening to Jeezy. I'll f**k while wearing a fitted. West Coast Productions style. WCP FTW! Yeah there is no middle ground for me either. I am either going to go and have a nice time, or I am trying to beat your shit down. f**king just any old girl is not happening. I can tell right off the bat if you are fresh or not ya dig. QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 25 2008, 06:20 AM) yeah i dont do anal. i tried it twice with my bf because he's always asking but then i finally told him i dont wanna do it anymore haha. it totally ruins the mood for me, and therefore it's not enjoyable for him either. Pull my hair. Dirty talk is a huge turn on for me. im always sayin "talk to me" when we're having sex. i like a guy to take charge - i HATE a submissive guy. Be a man. I like to be the submissive. (probably cuz outside of the bedroom im pretty much in charge of everyone haha). i dont really like it when most guys try and go down on me. most of the time they dont do it right, or they do but they havent shaved in two days and all i feel is their stubble. god that really sucks. i actually like giving head if im really in the mood. Trish, you are definitely a team player. |
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Jan 25 2008, 03:35 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 25 2008, 01:34 PM) WCP FTW! Yeah there is no middle ground for me either. I am either going to go and have a nice time, or I am trying to beat your shit down. f**king just any old girl is not happening. I can tell right off the bat if you are fresh or not ya dig. Trish, you are definitely a team player. 
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Jan 26 2008, 03:57 AM
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 i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
wtf does that mean hahahahah
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Jan 26 2008, 09:19 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 26 2008, 02:57 AM) wtf does that mean hahahahah I'm surprised you didn't rip him a new one, unless you really didn't catch what the implication was. |
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Jan 26 2008, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 26 2008, 09:19 AM) I'm surprised you didn't rip him a new one, unless you really didn't catch what the implication was. Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are, but I definitely meant it in a good way. |
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Jan 26 2008, 08:08 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN. I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR HIP URBAN LINGO.
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Jan 26 2008, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 24 2008, 11:48 PM) I rarely get down on the cunnilingus tip. what i owe you??? :-D |
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Jan 26 2008, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 26 2008, 08:08 PM) TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN. I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR HIP URBAN LINGO. That it is good that you are into sex that way, but most girls don't give head. Hence why I was saying that you are a team player. |
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Jan 26 2008, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 26 2008, 09:29 PM) That it is good that you are into sex that way, but most girls don't give head. Hence why I was saying that you are a team player. What kind of girls do you hang out with? Every girl I know either gives or doesn't mind or loves giving head. And I know a lot of girls. |
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Jan 26 2008, 09:34 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
i thought a team player was a chick that likes group sex
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Jan 26 2008, 09:35 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
So do I, but how about I give you an example. I was driving one night, and I had picked a girl up from her chorus practice at school. As a matter of fact, it was the night before my fire exam. Any who, we drove to McDonald's, and she was clearly blazed. We were talking about sex and giving head, and she goes damn I could go for some head right now. In my head I am like word, so I was like damn so could I as a good luck charm. She was like so listen, you can eat me out, but I haven't shaved in like a week. I was like what about my good luck head, she was like I will give you a hand job, but I don't put anything in my mouth. Don't you know I kicked that bitch out at the nearest bus stop and let her smell the tire smoke.
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Jan 26 2008, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 26 2008, 08:35 PM) So do I, but how about I give you an example. I was driving one night, and I had picked a girl up from her chorus practice at school. As a matter of fact, it was the night before my fire exam. Any who, we drove to McDonald's, and she was clearly blazed. We were talking about sex and giving head, and she goes damn I could go for some head right now. In my head I am like word, so I was like damn so could I as a good luck charm. She was like so listen, you can eat me out, but I haven't shaved in like a week. I was like what about my good luck head, she was like I will give you a hand job, but I don't put anything in my mouth. Don't you know I kicked that bitch out at the nearest bus stop and let her smell the tire smoke.  I hope you have your bus pass!
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Jan 27 2008, 02:46 AM
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who give's road head?
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Jan 27 2008, 02:47 AM
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^Good question.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:26 AM
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golden shower anyone?
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Jan 27 2008, 03:39 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:26 AM) golden shower anyone? Be ready to sign the divorce papers when I get home. |
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Jan 27 2008, 03:40 AM
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i was just kidding :[
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Jan 27 2008, 03:42 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:40 AM) i was just kidding :[ Very well. Just have dinner ready, then. |
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Jan 27 2008, 03:42 AM
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Jan 27 2008, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:42 AM) HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah ...can I at least get a backrub and some lovin', then? Damn. It all goes downhill when you sign the pre-nup. |
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Jan 27 2008, 03:45 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
You may rub my feet.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:45 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
and maybe my clit.
OH HO HO. |
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Jan 27 2008, 03:48 AM
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 You may have a few bruises already, but you'll have more after tonight. I'm going to have an enjoyable time with you tonight. 
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Jan 27 2008, 03:48 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
im not scared.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:50 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:48 AM) im not scared. No? Then feel free to sit down. Choose your location wisely. |
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