Farting., ): |
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 Jan 24 2008, 09:29 PM
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The other day, I had to like fart super bad, but the gas was like trapped in my ass.
It was a complete bitch. It was such a painful ordeal, worse than cramps. I was completely helpless, just squirming on the floor, filled with the deadly gas. Ever felt that? 
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Jan 24 2008, 09:30 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
Uh no....that's rather interesting.
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Jan 24 2008, 09:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
Why were you on the floor?
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Jan 24 2008, 09:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,028 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 579,129 |
I fell off my chair due to the pain.
Gas is a bitch. LOL. I was like squealing 
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Jan 24 2008, 09:37 PM
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Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
QUOTE(TheFegNut @ Jan 24 2008, 09:35 PM)  I fell off my chair due to the pain. Gas is a bitch. LOL. I was like squealing D: Well, I've never had a fart that painful. |
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Jan 24 2008, 09:37 PM
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 vivacity Group: Official Member Posts: 3,183 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,247 |
No.
But that was pretty elaborate. Thanks for sharing. |
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Jan 24 2008, 09:39 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
How does it get trapped?
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Jan 24 2008, 09:40 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
I didn't know farting could be so painful.
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Jan 24 2008, 10:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,028 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 579,129 |
Why must I be the only one who suffers from intense farting pains? ):
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Jan 24 2008, 10:14 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
whats worse is when you need to, but you are in class or in a small space with other people. |
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Jan 24 2008, 10:56 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Haha, maybe you need soem more fiber in your diet.
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Jan 24 2008, 10:58 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Watch what you eat.
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Jan 24 2008, 11:21 PM
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So you really couldn`t just, let it out?
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Jan 24 2008, 11:32 PM
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 sugar and spice Group: Member Posts: 769 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,477 |
I'm not going to even ask questions. But that's very interesting.
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Jan 25 2008, 12:05 AM
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 cake or DEATH Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 631 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 223,586 |
It sounds like you were suffering D:
Next time, if you're with a group of people, just go to another room... and..uhh, relieve yourself. |
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Jan 25 2008, 03:39 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
I won't lie.
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Jan 25 2008, 04:06 AM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
it means you need to take a crap.
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Jan 25 2008, 06:47 AM
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 Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
Yep. When I was little I just used to lie on my bed and stick my ass in the air, waiting for a miracle.
Now I've matured somewhat. I squirm around on my bed before making that decision. |
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Jan 25 2008, 08:53 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
whats bad is when you think it'll be a silent fart
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Jan 25 2008, 10:32 AM
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Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
I think you can tell about 10 seconds beforehand whether it will be silent or loud. That's 10 seconds to find an appropriate scapegoat!
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