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post Jan 17 2008, 12:10 AM
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It will be amazing once you meet me in person, and I take you out on long walks on the beaches and watch the sun go down, and carry you on my arms as we watch the star gaze down upon us.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:11 AM
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^ bitchassnigga!! u get the 1up stubborn.gif

 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE(doiink @ Jan 16 2008, 11:04 PM) *
VASELINE COMES IN JARS!

don't make me put your dick in a jar



Yikes.

I sleep with one hand on my rifle, and the other hand protecting my gun.

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It should.


You'd like that, wouldn't you. Nice and easy.

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a small, small jar.


You'd like to believe that.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 16 2008, 11:11 PM) *
You'd like that, wouldn't you. Nice and easy.

We're not discussing this.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:13 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 17 2008, 12:11 AM) *
I sleep with one hand on my rifle, and the other hand protecting my gun.


So you sleep holding your dick and balls?
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:18 AM
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XD.gif Oh my. Brandon, I like your topics, hehe. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:26 AM
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you know what would be a cool prank? gluing someone's dick into a jar while they were sleeping

THIS IS ALL ABOUT FEMALE EMPOWERMENT. WE SHALL RISE ABOVE
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:27 AM
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Indeed.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE(doiink @ Jan 16 2008, 09:26 PM) *
you know what would be a cool prank? gluing someone's dick into a jar while they were sleeping

THIS IS ALL ABOUT FEMALE EMPOWERMENT. WE SHALL RISE ABOVE

Ey someone keep this hoe in check, before she gets some dick in a mess. That aint right mang.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:31 AM
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aw tung, can't keep me in check on your own? gotta call backup?
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE(doiink @ Jan 16 2008, 09:31 PM) *
aw tung, can't keep me in check on your own? gotta call backup?

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No, I know you well enough, you are a strong woman. blink.gif
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:33 AM
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And yet you can't control her yourself? What kind of man are you Tung?
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:33 AM
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we learned rape prevention in PE. I AM SO HYPED UP TO HAVE SOMEONE ATTEMPT TO RAPE ME SO I CAN OWN THEIR ASS

the entire curriculum was really neat, hands on practices and everything
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:34 AM
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QUOTE(doiink @ Jan 16 2008, 09:26 PM) *
you know what would be a cool prank? gluing someone's dick into a jar while they were sleeping

THIS IS ALL ABOUT FEMALE EMPOWERMENT. WE SHALL RISE ABOVE



OMG, THAT REALLY WOULD.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:34 AM
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QUOTE(Cattt @ Jan 16 2008, 09:33 PM) *
And yet you can't control her yourself? What kind of man are you Tung?

ey mang dont question my manhood catt. or i'm about to go bust a nut on my kitchen sink, and use my kitchen knife and cut my wrists, and go cry in the rain so that people won't notice i'm crying and think the wetness under my eyes is raindrops because tears look like water, and water looks like tears, and my favorite band is tears for fears, and i'm going to wear a pink tux to the prom.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:35 AM
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keke I love that song.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:36 AM
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^ ME TOO. mad world + everybody wants to rule the world

QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 16 2008, 09:34 PM) *
wetness under my eyes



I LIKE TO TAKE THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:40 AM
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^ ey betty, i want to talk to you about my ED, but I dont see you on aim? you blocked me or some shit?
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:41 AM
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nah I'm just executing self control. haven't been on aim for 2 days, gonna try to go one week to prove to myself THAT I HAVE SELF CONTROL

if you have gmail, i can gchaaaat
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE(doiink @ Jan 16 2008, 09:41 PM) *
nah I'm just executing self control. haven't been on aim for 2 days, gonna try to go one week to prove to myself THAT I HAVE SELF CONTROL

well shall i got spam your facebook then?



btw kara, relient k played that song when I saw them performed. AWESOME!!!!


i never heard of gchatt the f**k
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:46 AM
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QUOTE(Cattt @ Jan 16 2008, 11:13 PM) *
So you sleep holding your dick and balls?


Rifle: M16A4
Gun: Little Brandon.

If sleeping with my genitalia in my hand can protect them from being dismembered by a scorned woman, then I'm all for it.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:47 AM
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^^lmao
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:48 AM
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a smart woman wouldn't let you know they were plotting against you.

i'd sneak attack that shit, be all sex-hungry looking and then go for the kill.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:50 AM
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I'm loading rounds in my magazine as we speak. Its better to be safe, than sorry.
 
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post Jan 17 2008, 12:51 AM
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MAY THE WILL OF THE GODS BE WITH YOU.

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