Best line you have used to get a girl/guy into bed |
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 Yup thats my girlfriend.  Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693  |
Let me put my key in your ignition.
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Jan 15 2008, 04:37 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 04:08 PM)  "I live in 333, so just skip the small talk and meet me up there in 10 minutes." "Wow, umm, a little confident, huh?" "9 minutes." "I'll be there in 5." She was there in 5 minutes. Haha, somebody is turning it up. |
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Jan 15 2008, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE(BLAZINASIAN @ Jan 15 2008, 03:34 PM) "I don't have an STD and my tubes are tied." What an outstanding declaration. If a broad said that to me, I'm wreckin' shop. 
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Jan 15 2008, 04:45 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I was in the hallway one time with a girl and she said,
"I want you to give me that dick daddy so I can swallow your kids" I smashed it down like an Idaho potato. |
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Jan 15 2008, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 03:45 PM) I smashed it down like an Idaho potato. 1999 Rawkus Records Mos Def- Black On Both Sides 'Ms. Fat Booty' |
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Jan 15 2008, 05:08 PM
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^ I have taught you well my son.
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Jan 15 2008, 06:18 PM
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Hi ::hump::
That's actually happened.... |
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Jan 15 2008, 06:20 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
One of the best that I have used on somebody was:
Hey have your pipes recently been cleaned? |
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Jan 15 2008, 06:22 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(Sulfur @ Jan 15 2008, 05:18 PM) Hi ::hump:: That's actually happened.... Details. |
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Jan 15 2008, 06:39 PM
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When are we going to hear details of one of your episodes?
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Jan 15 2008, 06:53 PM
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I want to hear about some freaky shit. If I talk about one of my episodes, I'll probably get banned again.
I like hearing about the kinky madness that other people have done. It gives me ideas. |
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Jan 15 2008, 06:55 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 06:53 PM) I want to hear about some freaky shit. If I talk about one of my episodes, I'll probably get banned again. I like hearing about the kinky madness that other people have done. It gives me ideas. Co-sign. I totally want to hear about some of these stories. Maybe we need a special cb sex forum for sex tips and what not! |
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Jan 15 2008, 06:59 PM
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I'm making a thread...
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Jan 15 2008, 07:43 PM
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"This is one of my many real estates, I'm a rich man"
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Jan 15 2008, 07:44 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 05:53 PM) I want to hear about some freaky shit. If I talk about one of my episodes, I'll probably get banned again. I like hearing about the kinky madness that other people have done. It gives me ideas. You got banned for telling a sex story?? |
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Jan 15 2008, 07:48 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Villainess @ Jan 15 2008, 06:44 PM) You got banned for telling a sex story?? Not at all. The moderating team from that time period didn't match up to the ones we have now. They knew a lot about designing, but they were a bunch of skuzzy hoes and bitch niggas (for the most part, there were a few cool people) that couldn't be trusted. At the time, I had a little thing going on with a certain someone who logged onto her friend's account, and viewed the mod forums. The mods, to my surprise hated on absolutely EVERYONE. Shit was childish. I wasn't any better because I rubbed it in their faces. In turn, I got banned for two months, and my boys from Illesty.com came through and spammed the forum. We had the 'Free BrandonSaunders' movement going for a couple weeks, then we just got bored. |
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Jan 15 2008, 08:33 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 07:48 PM) Not at all. The moderating team from that time period didn't match up to the ones we have now. They knew a lot about designing, but they were a bunch of skuzzy hoes and bitch niggas (for the most part, there were a few cool people) that couldn't be trusted. At the time, I had a little thing going on with a certain someone who logged onto her friend's account, and viewed the mod forums. The mods, to my surprise hated on absolutely EVERYONE. Shit was childish. I wasn't any better because I rubbed it in their faces. In turn, I got banned for two months, and my boys from Illesty.com came through and spammed the forum. We had the 'Free BrandonSaunders' movement going for a couple weeks, then we just got bored. Damn they were definitely on some od shit back then. |
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Jan 16 2008, 10:04 PM
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 :) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,636 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,459 |
GET NAKED, YOU STRANGE WHORE!
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