Best line you have used to get a girl/guy into bed |
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 The Resident Drunk  Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266  |
One of mines would have to be: I'm saying though, stop talking shit and suck the dick.
 
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Jan 14 2008, 11:33 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
f**k me
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Jan 14 2008, 11:33 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(Villainess @ Jan 14 2008, 11:33 PM)  f**k me AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You are my type of girl! |
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Jan 14 2008, 11:34 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
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Jan 14 2008, 11:34 PM
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 Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
Who needs cheesy lines? Just show up naked.
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Jan 14 2008, 11:35 PM
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 Yup thats my girlfriend. Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 |
BITCH YOU GOT SOME SIBLINGS AND I DON'T LIKE IT
then she started sucking my dick trying to make up for it. 
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Jan 14 2008, 11:35 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(Villainess @ Jan 14 2008, 11:34 PM) Aren't you from my area? |
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Jan 14 2008, 11:36 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Im currently in Illinois (chicago area)
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Jan 14 2008, 11:37 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 14 2008, 08:34 PM) Who needs cheesy lines? Just show up naked.  Will do.
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Jan 14 2008, 11:38 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Why don't we take a nap?
So we did. And we did it. |
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Jan 14 2008, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 14 2008, 08:34 PM) Who needs cheesy lines? Just show up naked.  niiiice.
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Jan 14 2008, 11:46 PM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 14 2008, 11:37 PM) Will do.
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Jan 14 2008, 11:47 PM
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^ HAHAHAHA. thats the funniest thing i`ve seen all day.
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Jan 14 2008, 11:51 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 14 2008, 11:46 PM) Where'd you get that? I want one. |
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Jan 14 2008, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE(Bishinobi @ Jan 14 2008, 11:51 PM) Where'd you get that? I want one. A Photobucket search. The, "Find Stuff" tab. Now, what do I get in return? Hoes? |
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Jan 14 2008, 11:55 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 14 2008, 08:46 PM) That's me spanking you right?
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Jan 15 2008, 12:07 AM
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QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 14 2008, 10:53 PM) A Photobucket search. The, "Find Stuff" tab. Now, what do I get in return? Hoes? You get the dick. |
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Jan 15 2008, 05:04 AM
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All you have to do is play Twister.
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Jan 15 2008, 12:06 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
This thread is bananas lmao!
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Jan 15 2008, 12:29 PM
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"You be Batman, I'll be Wonder Woman"
Dont ask... |
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Jan 15 2008, 01:29 PM
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nice shoes lets f**k
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Jan 15 2008, 03:57 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(superstitious @ Jan 15 2008, 11:29 AM) "You be Batman, I'll be Wonder Woman" Dont ask... I could sooooo see you saying that. |
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Jan 15 2008, 04:08 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
"I live in 333, so just skip the small talk and meet me up there in 10 minutes."
"Wow, umm, a little confident, huh?" "9 minutes." "I'll be there in 5." She was there in 5 minutes. |
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Jan 15 2008, 04:09 PM
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Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
QUOTE(Villainess @ Jan 15 2008, 02:57 PM) I could sooooo see you saying that. teehee |
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Jan 15 2008, 04:34 PM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
"I don't have an STD and my tubes are tied."
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