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 Dec 25 2007, 10:41 PM
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 that's what she said  Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512  |
^ Which reminds me! I think one time I saw this guy pull it out & just go at it! I think it was by KFC, too o__o
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Dec 25 2007, 10:45 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^Ha
When I was 7 (again), a kid in my class pulled out his ding-a-ling and started plaing with it. Good thing he didnt pee. |
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Dec 25 2007, 10:46 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(pedophile @ Dec 25 2007, 10:41 PM)  ^ Which reminds me! I think one time I saw this guy pull it out & just go at it! I think it was by KFC, too o__o I'd ask if he was black, but that'd be racist.  QUOTE(Bishinobi @ Dec 25 2007, 10:45 PM) ^Ha You got one crazy childhood, man.When I was 7 (again), a kid in my class pulled out his ding-a-ling and started plaing with it. Good thing he didnt pee. |
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Dec 25 2007, 10:46 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Bishinobi @ Dec 25 2007, 10:45 PM) ^Ha When I was 7 (again), a kid in my class pulled out his ding-a-ling and started plaing with it. Good thing he didnt pee. Ding-a-ling.... 
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Dec 25 2007, 10:48 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 25 2007, 10:46 PM) Ding-a-ling.... That's what we called it back then. Also, we called pussies tutus. |
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Dec 25 2007, 10:49 PM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Tutus... I've actually never heard that one used before.
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Dec 25 2007, 10:51 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Bishinobi @ Dec 25 2007, 10:48 PM) That's what we called it back then. Also, we called pussies tutus. I know, but ding-a-ling sounds so damn ridiculous. I'm bringing that shit back. "Hey girl, suck big daddy's ding-a-ling." |
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Dec 25 2007, 10:56 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^And we even made songs about them:
Ding-a-ling Soup, Ding-a-ling Soup! What shall I do with my Ding-a-ling Soup! Tutu Soup, Tutu Soup! What Shall I do with my Tutu Soup! We were pervs and we didn't evn realize it! |
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Dec 28 2007, 07:32 PM
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 sweet suicide Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 604,883 |
QUOTE(SharperMyspace @ Dec 24 2007, 11:32 AM) I have art during 5/6 period. That is right after my lunch, so I usually have to go to the bathroom during that period. So Whenever I go in, there are these two senoirs in the stalls (seperate, of course!). They talk to eachother the WHOLE time! Here is what the convos are like: 1: ohh who is here now? 2: I bet it si that freshman kid me: umm.. yah 1and2: oh it's that weird freshman! (umm.. i am not the one who talks to me friends while I am taking a crap! how am I weird?) 1: (banging on the wall) GET OUT OF MY BUTT!! 2: You shouldn't of had those chese fries man! 1: yah! I had a huge lunch. and now it wont come out! Sometimes someone makes a... umm.... plop! 1: OHH!! Who the hell was that?!? 2: Ohh!! I bet it was that freshman me: umm.. no! 1: yah it was you! 2: don't worry! we'll get through this together! 1: that freshman laid a big one! yah.. it's like that whenever I go in there. pretty crazy Omgawd...that was just hilarious!! It is definitely a horror story right there Well, when I was 5 years old...I had to go use the restroom at a supermarket but my dad was afraid something'll happen to me since I'm only too little. So he made me go to a boy's restroom where he can know if I'm safe.  It was ridiculously horrible. |
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Dec 28 2007, 07:38 PM
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 we go a-drowning Group: Member Posts: 964 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,725 |
i love using the mens washrooms. its funny how even the most macho of men get all fazed and self conscience with a woman in the room :P... unfortunately, doing that has gotten me kicked out of too many resturants. damn you double dog dares.
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Dec 28 2007, 07:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 604,912 |
Women are so nasty in bathrooms. You don't know what they be doing in there, picking at their butt holes or somethin' and then flushing the toilet. Sick. I was in a public bathroom one time when a woman in the stall next to me let out so many farts, I lost count. Everyone started to explode in laughter... it was awesome.
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Dec 28 2007, 08:36 PM
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we go a-drowning Group: Member Posts: 964 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,725 |
QUOTE(jessibabe @ Dec 28 2007, 07:56 PM) ...let out so many farts, I lost count. Everyone started to explode in laughter... it was awesome. if you think thats awesome, you need to get out more babe :D |
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Dec 28 2007, 09:03 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 28 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,934 |
One time, I was at the mall in my town and my mom had to use the bathroom. While she was doing that, my brother and I sat in the chairs in the little family room thing. Then, this guy in a santa suit comes in and uses the bathroom. My brother and I hear various grunts and moans coming the bathroom the man was using. After he leaves, my brother SMELLS the bathroom and tells me to smell. It smelled SOOOOOO bad! My brother and I just starting laughing SOOOOOO hard. I guess everyone really does poop. Even Santa.
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Dec 28 2007, 10:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 282 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,342 |
Once i had to take a shit at school so bad. I felt like i had knifes inside my intestines. So raced to bathroom but one of the stalled didnt have a toilet seat so I did an arch with my ass facing inward and shited on the floor. It was some nasty shit (To many banannas plus corn) but i was so happy afterward!
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Dec 28 2007, 10:54 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Dec 25 2007, 05:50 PM) ^ Ah, I used to ALWAYS just wait. But it's not a very good thing to hold it for so long. Hover! lol AC, you're lucky you're a guy though! Yeah I know but can you blame me? If i really really have to go, I usually put toilet paper on the seat so my butt won't touch it and get an disease. QUOTE(RealTalk @ Dec 25 2007, 07:03 PM) Ack. That happened to me one time when I went to school. For some reason my friend had the urge to show me this bathroom stall and it looked like the toilet had exploded. Everything was all over the stall walls. I was surprised nothing got on the floor then I realized that if nothing got on the floor someone had planned to put all the crap in the toilet all over the stall. Yeah it sound like it meant to happen too. This happen to me dad at work. Some racist person spell a racial slur on the wall with their poop. Gross? I know. |
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Dec 29 2007, 10:31 PM
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 Go fall off a cliff. ^.^ Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,263 |
Well, my story isn;t exactly sfrom a public bathroom...
It was a bathroom at my school. My friend went to the bathrrom halfway through class, and all of a sudden rushed back into the room and told the teacher to call the office to have them clean it. Cuz apparently somebody had the stupid idea to: 1) Take a dump on the floor 2) Proceeded to wipe it AAAAAALLLL over the place (walls, floors, mirrors, everything). Lovely, huh? And the other day, in another bathroom at my school, there was a big pubic hair on top of the urinal. (I'm not even sure I wanna know how it got all the way up there...) And the next one looked like someone sneezed a lougie on it. Bathrooms are disgusting. 
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Dec 30 2007, 12:19 AM
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 sugar and spice Group: Member Posts: 769 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,477 |
i never really use public restrooms. UNLESS i really have to, then i do.
the worst thing that ever happened was probably just blood on the toilet. |
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Dec 30 2007, 12:41 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 604,561 |
I almost never get near a public restroom.
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Dec 30 2007, 01:40 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
well this is my moms story
but she was in a public restroom, and she had set her purse down right in front of her and all of a sudden and hand reached under and grabbed her purse. :( |
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Dec 30 2007, 01:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 604,561 |
QUOTE(Joss-eh-lime @ Dec 29 2007, 08:40 PM) well this is my moms story but she was in a public restroom, and she had set her purse down right in front of her and all of a sudden and hand reached under and grabbed her purse. :( That's an interesting story. |
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Dec 30 2007, 05:25 AM
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 Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Group: Member Posts: 429 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,574 |
my friends poked a camera over the stall next to them and caught our teacher taking a dump. ill never forget that pic, it was all over the school emails. he had shit stains on his underwear.. -.- everyone at school had their laptops searched and whoever had that pic got detention :(. CENSORSHIP!!!
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Dec 30 2007, 06:40 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 600,172 |
me and my ex boyfriend break it toilet seats in some public restroom lmao
ok wtf this probably don't even relate to this thread |
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Dec 30 2007, 09:32 AM
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 Lauren :D Group: Member Posts: 2,105 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,997 |
QUOTE(Silly--x @ Dec 30 2007, 06:40 AM) me and my ex boyfriend break it toilet seats in some public restroom lmao ok wtf this probably don't even relate to this thread why? |
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Dec 31 2007, 12:40 AM
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 Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
Ugh... just watching people leave the stalls without washing their hands. THEY'RE f**kING DISGUSTING!
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Dec 31 2007, 12:45 AM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
QUOTE(PrideOfAzia @ Dec 30 2007, 09:25 PM) my friends poked a camera over the stall next to them and caught our teacher taking a dump. ill never forget that pic, it was all over the school emails. he had shit stains on his underwear.. -.- everyone at school had their laptops searched and whoever had that pic got detention :(. CENSORSHIP!!! Oh my godddd  I can only imagine how funny that would've been. I tend to avoid public restrooms whenever I can, though. |
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