Public Restroom Horror Stories Options

[Simba]

I think there may have been a topic like this already. Either that, or it's all the stories about taking a crap I've seen around here.

My friend told me a story of when he went to California. Went to a Mexican restaurant (can't remember the name, something like Los Lobos, El Rodeo) and ate a couple of tacos and some Spanish rice. He eventually had to hit the toilet to take a crap. He was waiting for an open stall, and finally this one guy comes out of the stall with a half eaten burrito in his hand.

Man, what the heck.


Post up yours public restroom horror stories.

[*Steven*]

WRONG TOPIC a-hole

[SharperMyspace]

I have art during 5/6 period. That is right after my lunch, so I usually have to go to the bathroom during that period.

So Whenever I go in, there are these two senoirs in the stalls (seperate, of course!). They talk to eachother the WHOLE time!

Here is what the convos are like:

1: ohh who is here now?
2: I bet it si that freshman kid
me: umm.. yah
1and2: oh it's that weird freshman!
(umm.. i am not the one who talks to me friends while I am taking a crap! how am I weird?)
1: (banging on the wall) GET OUT OF MY BUTT!!
2: You shouldn't of had those chese fries man!
1: yah! I had a huge lunch. and now it wont come out!

Sometimes someone makes a... umm.... plop!
1: OHH!! Who the hell was that?!?
2: Ohh!! I bet it was that freshman
me: umm.. no!
1: yah it was you!
2: don't worry! we'll get through this together!
1: that freshman laid a big one!


yah.. it's like that whenever I go in there.
pretty crazy

[hypnotique]

Some lady really had some fishy smelling shits.
Like they were BAD. and it sounded like it burned her a-hole.

[karmakiller]

Um, well there was a time when I pushed the stall door open and saw some stuff I didn't want to see. There was blood involved

[moninja]

Um, well there was a time when I pushed the stall door open and saw some stuff I didn't want to see. There was blood involved:sick:

that happens all the time. it's disgusting -____-

[1angel3]

Um, well there was a time when I pushed the stall door open and saw some stuff I didn't want to see. There was blood involved

Oh God that happens to me too. One time someone put their nasty poop toilet paper on the walls

[karmakiller]

Ewwwwww This topic is making me sick. I used to be scared of using public restrooms and now I'm going to go back to being scared. Thanks guys, lol.

[Simba]

Yeah I'm starting to get a little sick too. I was never really a fan of public restrooms.

[1angel3]

Ewwwwww This topic is making me sick. I used to be scared of using public restrooms and now I'm going to go back to being scared. Thanks guys, lol.

Sorry. I hardly use them myself. I wait until I get home. The toilets scare me.

[karmakiller]

^ Ah, I used to ALWAYS just wait. But it's not a very good thing to hold it for so long. Hover! lol AC, you're lucky you're a guy though!

[RealTalk]

Oh God that happens to me too. One time someone put their nasty poop toilet paper on the walls

Ack. That happened to me one time when I went to school. For some reason my friend had the urge to show me this bathroom stall and it looked like the toilet had exploded. Everything was all over the stall walls. I was surprised nothing got on the floor then I realized that if nothing got on the floor someone had planned to put all the crap in the toilet all over the stall.

[deplorable]

i went into a public bathroom when i was younger and didnt close the door.

la la la. peek show. ;D

[fameONE]

In Japan, public restrooms are an amazing attraction. The archictecture of some of these urinals will blow your mind. When I first got here, being the 'baka gaijin' that I was, I couldn't hide my amazement. Where else can you take a dump, smoke a cigarette while ashing in a self-cleaning, automated ashtray, and have the toilet clean your ass for you?

Well, one day, I head into a stall of an older restroom so I can do my business while reading GQ and smoke a cigarette, and I opened the door to find a rectangular, porcelain hole in the ground with a lever next to it. More disturbing than the idea of squatting down over a hole to take a crap was off colored chunks of feces surroung the hole.

I was scarred.

[pedophile]

Ooooh, story time! Funfun.
Yeah, so one time, I went in some restaurant's bathroom. So then I go inside & some fat lady comes out, & when she sees the person who cleans the bathroom in there, she made up an excuse that the toilet couldn't flush (it was unflushed). So then the cleaner lady goes in & flushes it with no ease. Arrrgh, I hate it when people leave their toilets unflushed.

Also, when I was at Macy's, there was some lady who wouldn't stop screaming her head off! Crazy people.

Ohoh, & in my school, inside the girl's locker is the bathroom, & it never has soap. KJHDFJKLGWTF

[fameONE]

While driving from San Antonio to Philly, I pulled over at a rest stop to take a leak. The urinals were full so I opened a stall door. I quickly closed it after I caught glimpse of some guys penis resting on the wall. The stall had a gloryhole in it.

I proceeded to go piss on the side of the building. If a cop would have stopped me, he would have directed him to the male restroom.

[Simba]

In Japan, public restrooms are an amazing attraction. The archictecture of some of these urinals will blow your mind. When I first got here, being the 'baka gaijin' that I was, I couldn't hide my amazement. Where else can you take a dump, smoke a cigarette while ashing in a self-cleaning, automated ashtray, and have the toilet clean your ass for you?

Well, one day, I head into a stall of an older restroom so I can do my business while reading GQ and smoke a cigarette, and I opened the door to find a rectangular, porcelain hole in the ground with a lever next to it. More disturbing than the idea of squatting down over a hole to take a crap was off colored chunks of feces surroung the hole.

I was scarred.

Ah man, I haven't seen one of those old school toilets in a long long time. Word on the modern restrooms though.

Ah ha ha baka gaijin.

Ooooh, story time! Funfun.
Yeah, so one time, I went in some restaurant's bathroom. So then I go inside & some fat lady comes out, & when she sees the person who cleans the bathroom in there, she made up an excuse that the toilet couldn't flush (it was unflushed). So then the cleaner lady goes in & flushes it with no ease. Arrrgh, I hate it when people leave their toilets unflushed.

Also, when I was at Macy's, there was some lady who wouldn't stop screaming her head off! Crazy people.

Ohoh, & in my school, inside the girl's locker is the bathroom, & it never has soap. KJHDFJKLGWTF

Sick.

[pedophile]

OH, & one more although it shouldn't count!

One time I was running at the park, & needed to pee BADLY, so I went in the portapotties, & man! You can see the shit & piss all over, & did I mention it reeked like ass? Yeah, I still don't know how I managed to live.

[Amaranthus]

Once, when I was 6, we all used to pee in this one urinal together because it was shaped like a regular potty, and there was poop in it.
And then, another time, the janitor lady watched me use the bathroom (stall) while she was cleaing.
And another time, the school mailman had really bad diarrhea and he stunk up the whole boys bathroom.
Once, when I was 7, I couldn't unbutton my pants and I didnt wanna ask noone else to do it for me, so I had to pee myself.
My aunt had to go to the bathroom at Eat N' Park Diner, and this one lady was upchucking like you wouldn't believe, so my aunt had to close her ears and hu while she peed.


Now, I only use public restrooms for emergencies. I can hold my pee for up to 16 hours Now!!!!!

[Simba]

Once, when I was 7, I couldn't unbutton my pants and I didnt wanna ask noone else to do it for me, so I had to pee myself.

Ah ha, oh man that sucks.

[Amaranthus]

^I was unbelievably embarrassed, but luckily noone found out. My Dad was very suspicious though.

[Simba]

OH, & one more although it shouldn't count!

One time I was running at the park, & needed to pee BADLY, so I went in the portapotties, & man! You can see the shit & piss all over, & did I mention it reeked like ass? Yeah, I still don't know how I managed to live.

Oh man, the portapotties they use for the Indy 500 and Formula 1 race events in Indiana are horrible. Freaking at least 5000 uses in one day, seriously.

[pedophile]

Oh man, the portapotties they use for the Indy 500 and Formula 1 race events in Indiana are horrible. Freaking at least 5000 uses in one day, seriously.

OHHHH god, that's horrible! Almost as bad as child abuse.

[Amaranthus]

While driving from San Antonio to Philly, I pulled over at a rest stop to take a leak. The urinals were full so I opened a stall door. I quickly closed it after I caught glimpse of some guys penis resting on the wall. The stall had a gloryhole in it.

I proceeded to go piss on the side of the building. If a cop would have stopped me, he would have directed him to the male restroom.

Ewww like the porn things????
Oh, and I think they would've arrested you cuz public urination is illegal I think.

[Simba]

Heck yeah, it was nasty as heck. Luckily I only had to take a piss.