Why Are You So Stupid?, Things you've overheard. |
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 Nov 26 2007, 10:31 PM
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 Resource Center Tyrant  Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306  |
All right, I've heard some particularly stupid things in my life, so now I want to hear about your experiences and things that make you go, "What the hell did he/she just say?"
For me, I have had some pretty good experiences, one of them was with a girl and she asked a waitress if there were chicken in the chicken caesar salad. Yeah. |
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Nov 26 2007, 10:33 PM
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!~@*&+;$ Group: Member Posts: 1,033 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,371 |
i have one every single day :(. no joke.
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Nov 26 2007, 10:38 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Y'all remember Jessica and Nick Newlyweds show. She ask rather the chicken by the sea was chicken she was eating or tuna. Nick had to explain it to her. I'm like "Are you stupid or what? So dumb" I like Jessica music but she's so dumb.
I have more but I have to think of them all. |
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Nov 26 2007, 10:43 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
^ That's infamous. I can't really think of one off the top of my head... but I know I've witnessed a ton.
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Nov 26 2007, 10:43 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(1angel3 @ Nov 26 2007, 07:38 PM)  Y'all remember Jessica and Nick Newlyweds show. She ask rather the chicken by the sea was chicken she was eating or tuna. Nick had to explain it to her. I'm like "Are you stupid or what? So dumb" I like Jessica music but she's so dumb. I have more but I have to think of them all. Kinda reminds me of someone I know here on cB. 
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Nov 26 2007, 10:46 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Nov 26 2007, 08:43 PM) Kinda reminds me of someone I know here on cB. I know, yourself. |
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Nov 26 2007, 10:59 PM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
Hey now, this isn't meant to bash other people on CreateBlog. I just want to hear those stupid things you hear people say.
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Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM
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 sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
today in the hallway...
"and i was like f**k that, and he was like f**k you, and i was like no i said f**k THAT not f**k her, and he was like i don't care f**k you, and then i was like f**k whatever." what a silly school. |
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Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM
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Nov 26 2007, 11:06 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
^alsoo overheardinnewyork.com!
:D |
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Nov 26 2007, 11:06 PM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM) Thanks for the reference, but I was wondering about the people of CreateBlog. |
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Nov 27 2007, 02:24 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
I was walking down the hall, and I listened to a freshman talk to her friend.
*pointing* "Hey...is that the moon or the sun?" "I don't know, that's so weird!" How do you NOT KNOW if what you're looking at is the moon or the sun? |
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Nov 27 2007, 02:25 AM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Nov 27 2007, 02:24 AM) I was walking down the hall, and I listened to a freshman talk to her friend. *pointing* "Hey...is that the moon or the sun?" "I don't know, that's so weird!" How do you NOT KNOW if what you're looking at is the moon or the sun? That made me laugh. Thank you. |
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Nov 27 2007, 02:41 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,558 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,690 |
idk if this applies but i was talking to a friend, shes known for giving blowjobs. well one day we were talking about it and she goes, " well thats the only way aa guy will stick around" and i was like "well i just dont want you catching some STD" and she like "joselyn what are u talkin bout you cant get an STD from a blowjob" my jaw just dropped. this grl is an honor student extremely intelligent amazing artist talented musician, shes beautiful and she thinks she cant get a SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE THROUGH ORAL.
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Nov 27 2007, 02:56 AM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
i wonder where oral herpes is from??
jeebus, you need to smack your friend across the face. |
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Nov 27 2007, 02:57 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(revoltaire @ Nov 26 2007, 11:56 PM) i wonder where oral herpes is from?? jeebus, you need to smack your friend across the face. I'll smack her. Than we can have angry sex. |
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Nov 27 2007, 03:00 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,558 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,690 |
last i heard shes a virgin... idk...but my best friend did mess around with her and they neevr did f*ck. he tried but she said no
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Nov 27 2007, 03:01 AM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Nov 27 2007, 03:57 AM) I'll smack her. Than we can have angry sex. as long as you avoid her mouth. i don't want herpes :( serious girl, smack her! |
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Nov 27 2007, 03:22 AM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
Well, I suppose I'm one of the few who remembers these things. I used to be a waitress, and I've had many experiences. A woman was asking for a Mediterranean dinner, which included really good salmon and green beans and potatoes.
She asked, "I'd like a Mediterranean dinner, hold the fish." "So you just want a plate of green beans? We have those as well on the last--" "Oh, I was using a metaphor." "What?" "A metaphor. Loosen up." |
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Nov 27 2007, 03:31 AM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
Freshman year, Friend goes:
Do we live inside the earth? wow, I still can't get enough of that one. |
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Nov 27 2007, 03:37 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,558 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,690 |
lmao i heard my brother ask my parents,"whats over the holland tunnel?
i was telling my friends about it, and my friend goes,"mountains, duh!" everyone just stopped and looked at him and started laughing cuz he was being serious.. this is another of my national honor society friends. he tried to say that he thought we were talking about a tunnel in holland lmao |
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