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Why Are You So Stupid?, Things you've overheard.
MissHygienic
post Nov 26 2007, 10:31 PM
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All right, I've heard some particularly stupid things in my life, so now I want to hear about your experiences and things that make you go, "What the hell did he/she just say?"

For me, I have had some pretty good experiences, one of them was with a girl and she asked a waitress if there were chicken in the chicken caesar salad. Yeah.
 
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 10:33 PM
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i have one every single day :(. no joke.
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 10:38 PM
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Y'all remember Jessica and Nick Newlyweds show. She ask rather the chicken by the sea was chicken she was eating or tuna. Nick had to explain it to her. I'm like "Are you stupid or what? So dumb" I like Jessica music but she's so dumb.

I have more but I have to think of them all.
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 10:43 PM
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^ That's infamous. I can't really think of one off the top of my head... but I know I've witnessed a ton.
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 10:43 PM
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Nov 26 2007, 07:38 PM) *
Y'all remember Jessica and Nick Newlyweds show. She ask rather the chicken by the sea was chicken she was eating or tuna. Nick had to explain it to her. I'm like "Are you stupid or what? So dumb" I like Jessica music but she's so dumb.

I have more but I have to think of them all.


Kinda reminds me of someone I know here on cB. whistling.gif
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Nov 26 2007, 08:43 PM) *
Kinda reminds me of someone I know here on cB. whistling.gif


I know, yourself.
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 10:59 PM
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Hey now, this isn't meant to bash other people on CreateBlog. I just want to hear those stupid things you hear people say.
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM
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today in the hallway...

"and i was like f**k that, and he was like f**k you, and i was like no i said f**k THAT not f**k her, and he was like i don't care f**k you, and then i was like f**k whatever."

what a silly school.
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM
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http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 11:06 PM
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^alsoo overheardinnewyork.com!
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post Nov 26 2007, 11:06 PM
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QUOTE(Spencer @ Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM) *

Thanks for the reference, but I was wondering about the people of CreateBlog.
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 02:24 AM
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I was walking down the hall, and I listened to a freshman talk to her friend.

*pointing* "Hey...is that the moon or the sun?"
"I don't know, that's so weird!"

How do you NOT KNOW if what you're looking at is the moon or the sun?
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 02:25 AM
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QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Nov 27 2007, 02:24 AM) *
I was walking down the hall, and I listened to a freshman talk to her friend.

*pointing* "Hey...is that the moon or the sun?"
"I don't know, that's so weird!"

How do you NOT KNOW if what you're looking at is the moon or the sun?

That made me laugh. Thank you.
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 02:41 AM
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idk if this applies but i was talking to a friend, shes known for giving blowjobs. well one day we were talking about it and she goes, " well thats the only way aa guy will stick around" and i was like "well i just dont want you catching some STD" and she like "joselyn what are u talkin bout you cant get an STD from a blowjob" my jaw just dropped. this grl is an honor student extremely intelligent amazing artist talented musician, shes beautiful and she thinks she cant get a SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE THROUGH ORAL.
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 02:56 AM
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i wonder where oral herpes is from??
jeebus, you need to smack your friend across the face.
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 02:57 AM
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QUOTE(revoltaire @ Nov 26 2007, 11:56 PM) *
i wonder where oral herpes is from??
jeebus, you need to smack your friend across the face.


I'll smack her. Than we can have angry sex.
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 03:00 AM
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last i heard shes a virgin... idk...but my best friend did mess around with her and they neevr did f*ck. he tried but she said no
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 03:01 AM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Nov 27 2007, 03:57 AM) *
I'll smack her. Than we can have angry sex.


as long as you avoid her mouth. i don't want herpes :(

serious girl, smack her!
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 03:22 AM
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Well, I suppose I'm one of the few who remembers these things. I used to be a waitress, and I've had many experiences. A woman was asking for a Mediterranean dinner, which included really good salmon and green beans and potatoes.

She asked, "I'd like a Mediterranean dinner, hold the fish."
"So you just want a plate of green beans? We have those as well on the last--"
"Oh, I was using a metaphor."
"What?"
"A metaphor. Loosen up."
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 03:31 AM
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Freshman year, Friend goes:
Do we live inside the earth?

wow, I still can't get enough of that one.
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 03:37 AM
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lmao i heard my brother ask my parents,"whats over the holland tunnel?

i was telling my friends about it, and my friend goes,"mountains, duh!" everyone just stopped and looked at him and started laughing cuz he was being serious.. this is another of my national honor society friends. he tried to say that he thought we were talking about a tunnel in holland lmao
 

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