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 Nov 7 2007, 12:23 AM
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Just last month, I met my new wife. We got married and had babies right after. It was all perfect.
I used to enjoy sex at least 2-4 times a week with my new wife.... Now, instead of raiding my pants, she's leveling to start raiding Kara. Instead of her wanting me to get inside her, she want me to get inside BRD. Instead of buffing my peen... she buffs my armor! Everything else about the marriage is fine though. I just miss her grinding me over instances. I mean, really. She used to suck harder than alliance at WSG. She used to be more flexible than a casual guild. She used to give me orgasms more legendary than Warglaives of Azzinoth... She even sleeps naked? My balls were bluer than a voidwalker last night? Please help. >.< No, really, it's quite annoying when you are used to being The Unstoppable Force, only to be met by The Immovable Object. |
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Nov 7 2007, 12:28 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A GUY?!!?
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Nov 7 2007, 12:30 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
I edited also.
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Nov 7 2007, 12:31 AM
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OMG NO!!!
GAH! :D |
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Nov 7 2007, 12:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
QUOTE(TangyBang @ Nov 6 2007, 09:23 PM)  She even sleeps naked? My balls were bluer than a voidwalker last night? u sez no "!" |
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Nov 7 2007, 12:43 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
may b
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Nov 7 2007, 12:48 AM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
Roflcopters. :3
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Nov 7 2007, 12:51 AM
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ive never played before :[
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Nov 7 2007, 12:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Don't play. It ruin sex lives. If you do play, don't roll Alliance. Roll Horde. PLZ
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Nov 7 2007, 01:03 AM
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Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
NNF IMO.
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Nov 7 2007, 01:03 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
BELF IMO gosh.
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Nov 10 2007, 06:52 PM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
I have no idea what your talking about.
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Nov 10 2007, 11:32 PM
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Confused.
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Nov 11 2007, 12:05 AM
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HAHA
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA |
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Nov 11 2007, 02:26 AM
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look for the stars as the sun goes down Group: Member Posts: 493 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 453,963 |
what nationality are you?
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Nov 11 2007, 12:45 PM
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that takes talent... i must say
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