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| *Programmer* |
 Oct 28 2007, 12:07 AM
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That You Think Are Unfair.
 That i couldn't choose my parents. |
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Oct 28 2007, 12:10 AM
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I would not post anything pertaining to this for you to be able to read.
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| *Programmer* |
Oct 28 2007, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE(Elba @ Oct 28 2007, 01:10 AM)  I would not post anything pertaining to this for you to be able to read. Please stick to the topic. 
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Oct 28 2007, 12:17 AM
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Please Shut The Fcuk Up
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Oct 28 2007, 12:19 AM
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please don't ruin this thread with your ignorant comments.
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Oct 28 2007, 12:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Please Stick To The Topic
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Oct 28 2007, 01:00 AM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Uh..I got emancipated.
I was happy. Took long as f**k but still worth it. by law mum and dad still has to pay for half of my education so ill make it worth while while Im at the CIA. 
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Oct 28 2007, 02:50 AM
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 Hey, I'm Mike Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 406,241 |
I think it's unfair that my friend is acting like a little bitch
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Oct 28 2007, 03:14 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
asdf
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Oct 28 2007, 11:17 AM
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 i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
TACT?!?!
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Oct 28 2007, 11:20 AM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
I think its unfair that my wrist is all carpal tunnel-ish.
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Oct 28 2007, 12:01 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I think that it's unfair that I don't get why people use a capital letter to begin every word in a sentence.
I think that it's unfair that everyone else in my family is tall and I stopped at 5' (almost 5'1 goddammit) and have to watch my weight. I think that it's unfair to be unjustly accused of shit and have it be regarded as "fact" and feel alienated because of it. I think that it's unfair that I have the cutest, most affectionate and caring kid in the world who will more than likely be unable to participate in certain things because of his autism. Yeah, f**k all that and SO much more. |
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Oct 28 2007, 02:37 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
QUOTE(tripvertigo @ Oct 28 2007, 09:17 AM) TACT?!?! Oh, right, it does sound pretty stupid. Allow me to elaborate. She hates people who are rude. It's like her life's work to please everybody. Yet she thinks it's alright to do it herself. So the more appropriate word would be hypocrite. |
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Oct 28 2007, 02:46 PM
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I think it's unfair that some people have great relationships with their dads. My dad takes cocaine and he's never around.
I sometimes think it's unfair that I'm naturally thin. I mean, I eat a lot but hardly put on weight. Some of my class mates almost never eat chocolate. 
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Nov 3 2007, 05:17 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
It's unfair how some people are really b!tchy to me for no reason.
It's unfair how I liked someone first but then this b!tch suddenly comes over and when I tell her that I like him, she starts flirting with him a LOT and asked for his number and got it and is just like.. pissing me off. and the way I just said that made me look really immature but.. ugh! |
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Nov 5 2007, 05:42 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
It's unfair that I own my gun illegally.
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Nov 5 2007, 10:38 PM
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^ Don't we all? haha
I think it's unfair that I cut so much things out of my diet and only lose a couple pounds. I think it's unfair that people who don't have to struggle to learn throw it away. I think it's unfair that people I've gone to school with since Kindergarten don't know me. I think it's unfair that my mother's had to suffer as much as she has. |
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Nov 26 2007, 02:31 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I think that it is unfair that my dad called me a pedophile and my stepmom accused me of being a queer even thought they have only know me since september
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Nov 26 2007, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE(reptilia @ Nov 26 2007, 01:31 PM) I think that it is unfair that my dad called me a pedophile and my stepmom accused me of being a queer even thought they have only know me since september Uh...ok? Were you adopted? |
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Nov 26 2007, 03:56 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
No long story short I didn't wanna talk to some girl that they are trying to hook me up with so according to my father I (20 years old) will only go out with 14 and 15 years olds and my stepmom thinks that because I haven't tried going out with any girls in front of her, that I must be gay.
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Nov 26 2007, 04:05 PM
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QUOTE(reptilia @ Nov 26 2007, 01:31 PM) even thought they have only know me since september That's the part I'm talking about.I don't need the story, I'm asking why your parents have only known you for a couple of months. |
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Nov 26 2007, 05:11 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Because my real mom didn't want my father around and so I just regained contact with him in september after 20 years
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Nov 28 2007, 03:15 AM
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My parents sent me to rehab because I tried pot... ironically, it just introduced me to things I didn't know existed.
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Nov 28 2007, 03:55 AM
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Rehab for trying pot? That's absurd. It's not even physically addictive, so you're hardly going to get mentally addicted immediately. What could rehab do? Teach you how not to be curious? Obvious it's too late for that. Just dumb. Ugh.
f**k my procrastination. |
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Nov 28 2007, 06:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 441 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 330,617 |
QUOTE(CowerPointyObjects @ Nov 28 2007, 12:55 AM) Rehab for trying pot? That's absurd. It's not even physically addictive, so you're hardly going to get mentally addicted immediately. What could rehab do? Teach you how not to be curious? Obvious it's too late for that. Just dumb. Ugh. f**k my procrastination. I had smoked it 12 times over a period of a few months, but I could name each and every occasion, and even some dates. I was far from being a pothead. |
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