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The Wife: The Epic Battle is Over.
TangyBang
post Oct 24 2007, 12:01 AM
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BEGINNING CREDITS: BY POODANK AND DENKY OF STORMREAVER

Previously on Epic Wife:

Tangybang: "My wife beats me. Where do i get help with an abusive wife? She always comes home, drunk, and whips me. I'm scared to fight back. I need help."

Various Createblog Members: "Dude seriously?" "HAHA"

Tangybang: "You just don't understand me, forget it"

Createblog Member: "Nah i was just wondering seriously?"

--->
We asked for some help at Wal-Mart but she had called every store nearby the house.
[End of HEAR ME OUT]

[Help! The Wife is Back]
I took my kids and one of the cars to an apartment where I took refuge from her. She tracked me down like in a fugitive movie...

--->

Tangybang: "Help what do I do, she even took the World of Warcraft and shes scarring the kids!?"

Various Createblog Members: "Bring out your 2 inch dick and slap her!" "Get the MT on her"

---->

And Now... The Conclusion of The Battle of Wife-




The Battle went as followed:

[Wife]: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
[Tangybang]: "Stop yelling, get away from the kids!"
[Wife]: "Don't you f***ing tell me what to do!"
[Tangybang]: SHUT UP FOR ONCE, LISTEN YOUR TEARING OUR LIVES APART, ITS AS IF YOUR ON DRUGS EVERYDAY OR SOMETHING!

[Wife]: (Looks away)We'll settle this with WoW...
[Tangybang]: Let's do this

We gathered 3 Full Raid Groups-
(40 Hours into Battle)
[Main Tank]: HEAL! HEAL! DAMNIT HER SPIRIT IS TOO HIGH WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO TAKE HER DOWN, SHE JUST GETS THE HEALTH BACK!
[Raid-Leader Tangybang]: HEY PRIEST WITH THE SWORD OF 1K TRUTHS, GET ON HER!
[Priest]: (Runs up, dies)
[Wife]: *RAWRRRRR* Eats up sword of 1k Truth
[Wife]: Swings tail and blows fire, draining Mana/Rage/Energy of Everyone!
(Everyone exhausts)
(80 More Hours into Battle)
<GM-Leader: Mr.Beans> A LIGHT OF ELUNE SHINES ON THIS GREAT PARTY! WE HAVE COME TO -
[Everyone]: DAMNIT SHUT THE F*** UP!
<GM-Leader: Mr. Beans> Mass Summons, Mass res, Calls Azeroth to playing field, level 1-70 and 71-80 Beta Testers!

(8 More Hours)

SHAAZMZAAAAMM RVVRMRMMMM BABUMMMMMMM
<Final GM>: *Dies*

[Tangybang]: AHHHH!!!!! EXXXOORRRCIISMSMMMMM!
[And the wife returns to level 1]....

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Thanks everyone for supporting the epic battle, especially false for telling us that legendary poem, and (forgot guys name) for being that voluntary healer... This concludes our legendary, battle!
 
Call911Quick
post Oct 24 2007, 05:21 AM
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OMG I did NOT just die, I totally tanked her for at least 30 mins.

I wuz t3h helar.
 
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post Oct 24 2007, 03:44 PM
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yes we thank you for the support
 
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post Oct 24 2007, 03:47 PM
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Hahahaha that was 1337
That is a great legendary battle XD.gif
Had me laughing!!!
 
*Steven*
post Oct 24 2007, 04:24 PM
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Phh I was screaming at people on vent for making the tiniest of errors. Who else would get everyone worked up and upset on a raid?
 
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post Oct 24 2007, 06:12 PM
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LOL
 
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post Oct 24 2007, 07:37 PM
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She ate the sword of a thousand truths... emo* WHAT ABOUT FROSTMORNE?!?!?!?!
 
shiftieeyedpnoi
post Oct 24 2007, 11:41 PM
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Any good drops?
 
TangyBang
post Oct 25 2007, 09:05 PM
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Her heart
 
Sandraaa
post Oct 26 2007, 07:08 PM
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What happens to the kids????????????? cry.gif

-calls social services-
 
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post Oct 26 2007, 07:11 PM
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Kids were trash mobs. I bet they were taken care of in a matter of minutes.
 
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post Oct 26 2007, 07:13 PM
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ohmy.gif

I wonder where he buried them. In the garden? Or maybe in a desert... hmm. Maybe behind a church? Maybe ... maybe ...
 
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post Oct 26 2007, 07:19 PM
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They respawn after 20 minutes.
 
Sandraaa
post Oct 26 2007, 07:20 PM
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Like in Halo?
 
TangyBang
post Oct 26 2007, 10:25 PM
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I HAVE RETURNED. MY FELLOW FOLLOWERS-

MY CHILDREN WERE SADLY DESTROYED IN THE ACCIDENT...
HOWEVER, THE HIGH PRIESTS OF THE HORLIANCE HAVE REINCARNATED THE CHILDREN INTO THOSE LEVEL 1 CRITTER THINGS ROAMING AROUND. YOU SHALL SEE THEIR LIFE, EVERYWHERE!
 
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post Oct 27 2007, 10:55 AM
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Did he reincarnate your wife too?
 
TangyBang
post Oct 27 2007, 11:38 PM
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no she was a sinner
 
shiftieeyedpnoi
post Oct 30 2007, 01:17 PM
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Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart throb.gif ~~~~!!!! (<-- gehh)

w/ ur pwrz combind im capt plnet!!!!!
 

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