The Wife: The Epic Battle is Over. |
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 Oct 24 2007, 12:01 AM
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BEGINNING CREDITS: BY POODANK AND DENKY OF STORMREAVER
Previously on Epic Wife: Tangybang: "My wife beats me. Where do i get help with an abusive wife? She always comes home, drunk, and whips me. I'm scared to fight back. I need help." Various Createblog Members: "Dude seriously?" "HAHA" Tangybang: "You just don't understand me, forget it" Createblog Member: "Nah i was just wondering seriously?" ---> We asked for some help at Wal-Mart but she had called every store nearby the house. [End of HEAR ME OUT] [Help! The Wife is Back] I took my kids and one of the cars to an apartment where I took refuge from her. She tracked me down like in a fugitive movie... ---> Tangybang: "Help what do I do, she even took the World of Warcraft and shes scarring the kids!?" Various Createblog Members: "Bring out your 2 inch dick and slap her!" "Get the MT on her" ----> And Now... The Conclusion of The Battle of Wife- The Battle went as followed: [Wife]: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" [Tangybang]: "Stop yelling, get away from the kids!" [Wife]: "Don't you f***ing tell me what to do!" [Tangybang]: SHUT UP FOR ONCE, LISTEN YOUR TEARING OUR LIVES APART, ITS AS IF YOUR ON DRUGS EVERYDAY OR SOMETHING! [Wife]: (Looks away)We'll settle this with WoW... [Tangybang]: Let's do this We gathered 3 Full Raid Groups- (40 Hours into Battle) [Main Tank]: HEAL! HEAL! DAMNIT HER SPIRIT IS TOO HIGH WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO TAKE HER DOWN, SHE JUST GETS THE HEALTH BACK! [Raid-Leader Tangybang]: HEY PRIEST WITH THE SWORD OF 1K TRUTHS, GET ON HER! [Priest]: (Runs up, dies) [Wife]: *RAWRRRRR* Eats up sword of 1k Truth [Wife]: Swings tail and blows fire, draining Mana/Rage/Energy of Everyone! (Everyone exhausts) (80 More Hours into Battle) <GM-Leader: Mr.Beans> A LIGHT OF ELUNE SHINES ON THIS GREAT PARTY! WE HAVE COME TO - [Everyone]: DAMNIT SHUT THE F*** UP! <GM-Leader: Mr. Beans> Mass Summons, Mass res, Calls Azeroth to playing field, level 1-70 and 71-80 Beta Testers! (8 More Hours) SHAAZMZAAAAMM RVVRMRMMMM BABUMMMMMMM <Final GM>: *Dies* [Tangybang]: AHHHH!!!!! EXXXOORRRCIISMSMMMMM! [And the wife returns to level 1].... ---------------------------------------- Thanks everyone for supporting the epic battle, especially false for telling us that legendary poem, and (forgot guys name) for being that voluntary healer... This concludes our legendary, battle! |
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Oct 24 2007, 05:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 547,099 |
OMG I did NOT just die, I totally tanked her for at least 30 mins.
I wuz t3h helar. |
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Oct 24 2007, 03:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
yes we thank you for the support
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Oct 24 2007, 03:47 PM
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Hahahaha that was 1337
That is a great legendary battle  Had me laughing!!! |
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Oct 24 2007, 04:24 PM
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Phh I was screaming at people on vent for making the tiniest of errors. Who else would get everyone worked up and upset on a raid?
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Oct 24 2007, 06:12 PM
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LOL
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Oct 24 2007, 07:37 PM
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She ate the sword of a thousand truths... emo* WHAT ABOUT FROSTMORNE?!?!?!?!
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Oct 24 2007, 11:41 PM
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Any good drops?
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Oct 25 2007, 09:05 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Her heart
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Oct 26 2007, 07:08 PM
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What happens to the kids?????????????
 -calls social services- |
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Oct 26 2007, 07:11 PM
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<< >> Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,827 |
Kids were trash mobs. I bet they were taken care of in a matter of minutes.
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Oct 26 2007, 07:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
 I wonder where he buried them. In the garden? Or maybe in a desert... hmm. Maybe behind a church? Maybe ... maybe ... |
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Oct 26 2007, 07:19 PM
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<< >> Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,827 |
They respawn after 20 minutes.
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Oct 26 2007, 07:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
Like in Halo?
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Oct 26 2007, 10:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
I HAVE RETURNED. MY FELLOW FOLLOWERS-
MY CHILDREN WERE SADLY DESTROYED IN THE ACCIDENT... HOWEVER, THE HIGH PRIESTS OF THE HORLIANCE HAVE REINCARNATED THE CHILDREN INTO THOSE LEVEL 1 CRITTER THINGS ROAMING AROUND. YOU SHALL SEE THEIR LIFE, EVERYWHERE! |
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Oct 27 2007, 10:55 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
Did he reincarnate your wife too?
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Oct 27 2007, 11:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
no she was a sinner
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Oct 30 2007, 01:17 PM
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<< >> Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,827 |
Earth!
Fire! Wind! Water! Heart  ~~~~!!!! (<-- gehh)w/ ur pwrz combind im capt plnet!!!!! |
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