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 Jun 17 2004, 03:54 PM
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 old school member  Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843  |
One day in Jamaica, a young man brings in his girlfriend to meet his father. He disaproves of her. The son asks why, his father says,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." So the son travels to California, and brings a new girlfriend in. And the same thing happens. He asks why, and his father gives him the same reply,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." Frustrated, he brings another girl home, this time to his mother. He asks his mother why her father keeps saying that. She says, "Cause he thinks your his son and he is your father, but yer father don't know..."
I think I told it wrong...feel free to edit it if you know it. |
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Jun 17 2004, 10:03 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha man thats funni
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Jun 17 2004, 11:51 PM
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lol
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Jun 18 2004, 10:33 AM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
I guess I told it right. I AM A SUCCESS!
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Jun 18 2004, 10:07 PM
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 baby, be good to me Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,358 |
::sigH:: i don't get it can someone explain it to me
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Jun 19 2004, 02:32 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
...what?
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Jun 19 2004, 04:32 PM
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 that girl is poison. Group: Member Posts: 283 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,511 |
hmm i don't get it .... maybe i'm just slow since the first two people got it.
 anyone care to explain?
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Jun 19 2004, 07:16 PM
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 Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
Yea, i get it, and it's just worded a little funny. His father cheats on his wife alot, and is afraid that his son could be dating some of his illigitamate children. when he goes to his mom, she tells him that he isn't his father's son.
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Jun 19 2004, 09:07 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
huh? so that isn't his dad?
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Jun 19 2004, 09:21 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
..oo..?
hehe =/ |
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Jun 19 2004, 11:08 PM
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Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 19 2004, 9:07 PM) huh? so that isn't his dad? no, you see his father has children all over the world because he is always cheating on his wife. Whenever his son brings home a girlfriend his father says no because his sons girlfriend might actually be his son's half sister. When his son goes to his mother, she tells him that she has been cheating on her husband, and that he isn't the son's father. Gah, i hate explaining jokes, cuz now it's not funny 
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Jun 20 2004, 02:48 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
yup its right. i got it and it does kill the joke when you have to explain it
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Jun 20 2004, 04:54 AM
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 <3 Gaara ^^ Group: Member Posts: 385 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,016 |
Er.. what.. I guess I'll read the explanations
OHH I GET IT LOL!! No it doesn't kill the joke for me I understand it! yayy!
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Jun 21 2004, 01:17 AM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
i don't get it either
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Jul 4 2004, 09:26 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
huh?
edit.. thanks flaming fungi. lol ^ |
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Jul 5 2004, 12:08 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao thats hilarious
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Jul 5 2004, 04:03 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
LOL
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Jul 6 2004, 10:13 AM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Haha, I get it! Mwahahha. That's odd.
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Jul 6 2004, 01:08 PM
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... and i STILL dont get it.... hahaha
Edit:// Oh wait, now i do! lol that's crazy~! |
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Jul 6 2004, 07:16 PM
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lmao
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Jul 8 2004, 04:23 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
funny funny
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Jul 27 2004, 08:34 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
huh ? can someone explain it to me ? i`m slow
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Jul 28 2004, 02:22 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
da way i waz told it b4 da son juss went around da island not outta da country..but still funny
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Jul 28 2004, 09:38 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
I dont get it AHHHHHHH lol, ugh HELP I think it would funnie if, I would get it lol sorri
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Jul 30 2004, 09:02 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmao...
what a waste 
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