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 Jun 15 2004, 06:46 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore  Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659  |
got this from ebaumsworld.com =]
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes directions: read these outloud (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive? (Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Gai Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni It's very dark in here Wai So Dim This is a tow away zone No Pah King You are not very bright Yu So Dum I got this for free Ai No Pei I am not guilty! Wai Hang Mi? Please stay a while longer Wai Go Nao? They have arrived Hai Dei Kum. Stay out of sight Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Sing Ka. Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching? |
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Jun 15 2004, 06:55 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LoL. Nice one. Clever indeed.
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Jun 15 2004, 08:00 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
i don't get it, its kinda lame...
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Jun 15 2004, 08:37 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
it was up before, but its still funny the second time, this used to be in the lounge and seon ho explained it, haha, its like the elders who can't pronouce.
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Jun 15 2004, 08:39 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
omg i lmao!
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Jun 15 2004, 08:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 484 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,700 |
why do people always post up something like "learn chinese in 5 minutes"? it's like the same title over and over again... i don't really find it funny...
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Jun 15 2004, 08:58 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
QUOTE You are not very bright Yu So Dum haha i love that one!!! 
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Jun 15 2004, 09:01 PM
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 you're lovely. :] Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,222 |
i got this from my bother....
flower bridge fa keui (its in cantonese) hrmm i hope its pg-13 |
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Jun 16 2004, 09:08 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lolz i saw that b4 but its stio funni
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| *NatiMarie* |
Jun 16 2004, 09:34 PM
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Kind of mean...but funny...yeah it's how to speak like a FOB. But oh well...
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Jun 16 2004, 09:44 PM
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 link the great Group: Member Posts: 143 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,276 |
haha thats great wow i was like laughin the whole time!
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Jun 16 2004, 10:33 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
this is too funny! i seen it before but still its good
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Jun 17 2004, 07:42 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
clever but funny
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Jun 17 2004, 12:19 PM
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 Ai = Love. No Duh. Group: Member Posts: 251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,162 |
QUOTE(aZn_KyOoTi3_x3 @ Jun 15 2004, 8:53 PM) i've seen thoze b4..they're not that funni and itz not realli learnin` chinese..itz just learnin how to talk lyk a FOB..which iz kinda mean in a way..but n e wayz i guess they're ok.. it is kinda annoying fobish talk... 
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Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM
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 Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
fob?
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Jun 17 2004, 12:56 PM
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 why did i put this here? Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,609 |
there are other sites where u would find this its not very funny, even when u read it the first time
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Jun 17 2004, 12:57 PM
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why did i put this here? Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,609 |
QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM) fob? err.... FOB means someone who doesnt speak engilsh or tries to speak english but fails i think |
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Jun 17 2004, 02:44 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
FOB-fresh off the boat.
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Jun 17 2004, 02:51 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,781 |
i saw these b4
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Jun 17 2004, 11:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
lol at the first couple i didnt get but then i realized what they meant
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Jun 18 2004, 12:27 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. Some of these are hilarious =D
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Jun 18 2004, 01:38 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
lol. i've seen these so many times but it still cracks me up
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Jun 18 2004, 11:34 PM
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 I HEART NICHOLAS TSE Group: Official Member Posts: 2,726 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,116 |
hmm i posted this up a while ago.. i wonder where my thread went.
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| *liquidize* |
Jun 18 2004, 11:47 PM
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thats funny! it is kinda how my mom talks though
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Jun 19 2004, 01:26 AM
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 &skye. Group: Member Posts: 92 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,082 |
lmao...i've seen these but this one is really cleverly written.
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