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 Oct 20 2007, 06:28 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians  Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066  |
 
Reason for edit: Thumb your images please - insurmountable
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Oct 20 2007, 06:34 PM
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 AKA RockIt Studios Group: Official Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,809 |
LMFAOOOO!
YOU'RE KIDING! ohmygod that CANNOT be real!  
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Oct 20 2007, 06:38 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
I found it on google lol
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Oct 20 2007, 06:42 PM
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xkcd always Group: Member Posts: 457 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 521,059 |
there's a really good lord of the flies joke essay one.
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Oct 20 2007, 06:45 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE($$$ soul @ Oct 20 2007, 07:42 PM)  there's a really good lord of the flies joke essay one. you HAVE to show it to us lol |
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Oct 20 2007, 06:50 PM
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xkcd always Group: Member Posts: 457 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 521,059 |
       
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Oct 20 2007, 06:52 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
LOL.
 "President Maximoto" now that's priceless. |
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Oct 20 2007, 06:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,020 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 505,785 |
I like "This is page 3" |
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Oct 20 2007, 06:58 PM
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i'd like to believe that stuff is true but the handwriting is sooo not teacher like lol
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Oct 20 2007, 07:08 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
I love these kind of essays.
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Oct 20 2007, 07:12 PM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
i loled at all the cussing in those. I remember I cussed in one of my college papers and she never replies to any of me e-mails but of course finally says something to me when I cuss
 she gave me a 100 though.
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Oct 20 2007, 07:50 PM
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 Hey, I'm Mike Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 406,241 |
lmfao my sister is looking at me like I'm retarded
 the lord of the fies one was the funnies thing i have ever read in my life |
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Oct 20 2007, 08:06 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
Wow, just wow.
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Oct 20 2007, 08:15 PM
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 This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
If I had a dollar for every time a teacher wrote "Oh god no..." on one of my papers..
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Oct 20 2007, 08:18 PM
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Hey, I'm Mike Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 406,241 |
haha
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Oct 20 2007, 08:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 283 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 499,850 |
These are all fake.
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Oct 20 2007, 08:25 PM
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Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
^Of course :) but people find it funny which is all that matters
moved to humor> |
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Oct 20 2007, 09:57 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(libertie @ Oct 20 2007, 08:15 PM) If I had a dollar for every time a teacher wrote "Oh god no..." on one of my papers.. Really? No one ever said that about mine...Lucky. |
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Oct 20 2007, 10:45 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Oct 20 2007, 09:23 PM) These are all fake. OMG SERIOUSLY? OH NO |
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Oct 20 2007, 11:01 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
I posted a site with the Planes, Trains, and Plantains one a long time ago. Great essay. =P
http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this...high-hilarious- There's even an audio you can listen to. |
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Oct 23 2007, 02:59 PM
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 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
"WHERES THE TEXT!?"
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Oct 23 2007, 06:44 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
I remember I wrote something like that in my senior year. My teacher didn't really look at homework so she pointed at the paper and was like "EXCELLENT EDDIE!"
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Oct 28 2007, 07:21 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
how did he get 60% for that shit essay?
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