Share your Rico Experiences, Rico Anecdotes Options

[*Michelle*]

True story:

I have, like, 4-5 pairs of mesh shorts from middle school. :] But I always wore the ones I had from 6th grade (even today) b/c they were the smallest and fit me the best. They didn't go down to my knees.

[pandora]

when rico got pwned by jusun in cbchat.

[shadowfax]

I don't think Rico realized Jusun came into the chat when he said something about keeping CB because he's obliged to (some nonsense like that). That's when I gasped.

[pandora]

no, jusun came in afterwards, didnt he?

[shadowfax]

I remember him entering the chatroom, Rico said that then Jusun said hi.

micron2k enters chatroom (for some reason, my AIM doesn't show this in chatrooms but anyway).
Jeng: YAH
mona lisa pwns: hi!
Jeng: wwelcome
MtP 202 BaLLeR: you f*gs haven't realized micron only keeps this site up because he feels obligated to,
Jeng: mr jusun
micron2k: hi hi
MtP 202 BaLLeR: =_=

[pandora]

OH MAN.

[Just_Dream]

I remember him entering the chatroom, Rico said that then Jusun said hi.

Oh... BURNNNNNNNNN



Oh Jusun His entrance speaks volumes in the chat, belittling the already degrading status of what we know as "Rico" (or Gilbert or Nabil)

[*Programmer*]

At...one point in time there was a boy named ****** who was poor and broke and grew up on the streets of DC. when he had aged a little ****** learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents who helped him open it went behind his back and used his money without him knowing which left him 5k less in the pocket then he was before. He then never trusted his parents again and went fourth and opened his own savings account with his cousin who was 3 years older then him and knew the game. he then saved over 15k while going to and from college and working and hustling on the side... Since he obtained a free college scholarship everything was paid for due to his good grades and majoring in computer science.. He then proceeded to make a major business decision. which was move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a business owner..or invest into his boy's east coasts deli..he chose business owner... which is where he stands now..that is my personal experience of ******.

[Elba]

Nelson.

[pandora]

Translation:

At one point in time there was a boy named Gilbert, who was poor and broke, and grew up on the streets of DC. When he had aged a little, Gilbert learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents, who helped him open it, went behind his back and used the money to pay a nice lady to adopt Gilbert, which left him two dollars less in the pocket than he was before. He then went forth and opened his own savings account with some homeless guy that was squatting outside the bank. He then saved another ten bucks while going to and from college, and attempting to hustle on the side. Since he couldn't pass any math courses at school, he decided to change his major from computer science to food service. He then proceeded to make a major business decision, which was to move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a McDonalds cashier, or a butcher at his boy's east coasts deli. He chose to work at McDonalds as a cashier, while occasionally butchering young chicks (baby chickens) on the side. That is how Gilbert came to be known as Rico, the chick butcher. To this day, his favorite words are:

"It's Chopping Time"

and "Please Stick To The Topic"

[Elba]

HAHAHAHA

[Just_Dream]

LMFAO Trish! lololol


It's choppin' time ahhaha

[hypnotique]

Translation:

At one point in time there was a boy named Gilbert, who was poor and broke, and grew up on the streets of DC. When he had aged a little, Gilbert learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents, who helped him open it, went behind his back and used the money to pay a nice lady to adopt Gilbert, which left him two dollars less in the pocket than he was before. He then went forth and opened his own savings account with some homeless guy that was squatting outside the bank. He then saved another ten bucks while going to and from college, and attempting to hustle on the side. Since he couldn't pass any math courses at school, he decided to change his major from computer science to food service. He then proceeded to make a major business decision, which was to move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a McDonalds cashier, or a butcher at his boy's east coasts deli. He chose to work at McDonalds as a cashier, while occasionally butchering young chicks (baby chickens) on the side. That is how Gilbert came to be known as Rico, the chick butcher. To this day, his favorite words are:

"It's Chopping Time"

and "Please Stick To The Topic"

[*Programmer*]

******<---six letters learn to decode better.

[pandora]

i assumed it was a mistake on your part.

[misoshiru]

substitute it with nelson?

[pandora]

i like gilbert better. i mean he cant count. no reason to assume he even knows how many letters are in his name.

its ok, gil-gil, i got you covered.

[Elba]

HIS NAME IS NELSON. LOOK AT HIS MYSPACE COMMENTS

I WAS RIGHT, BITCHES

[Just_Dream]

Here's a story:

In the thread "some suggestions" or something, about how to improve Rico's crappy website, Queen posted:

name your business a name that's not already taken.

https://www.dbtsolutions.com

And Rico never answered.



PWNNNNNNED.

The end.

[hypnotique]

HIS NAME IS NELSON. LOOK AT HIS MYSPACE COMMENTS

I WAS RIGHT, BITCHES

EVIDENCE.

[The-Mach-Hare]

NELSON? LMAO.

You saved up 15,000 dollars and were able to start a business. Highly doubtful. Everything you say now seems to be a lie. Just come clean already.

[Tung]

I work at a company which is a small company affiliated Bank of America, called Nelson Staffing Solutions. I make $13/hr. Woot. I'm a data entry assistant. All i do is go on the computer, and enter SSN and file taxes haha.