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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
Ryan
post Jun 15 2004, 06:46 PM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore
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got this from ebaumsworld.com =]



Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud


(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao




Stupid Man

Dum Gai




Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni




Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?




I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni




It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim




This is a tow away zone

No Pah King




You are not very bright

Yu So Dum




I got this for free

Ai No Pei




I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?




Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?




They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.




Stay out of sight

Lei Lo




He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.




Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki




I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?
 
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SarahxJoy
post Jun 15 2004, 06:55 PM
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What the fack.
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LoL. Nice one. Clever indeed. wink.gif
 
177emories
post Jun 15 2004, 08:00 PM
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Prez of Student Council 04/05
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i don't get it, its kinda lame...
 
faithin_felix
post Jun 15 2004, 08:37 PM
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Feeel X
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it was up before, but its still funny the second time, this used to be in the lounge and seon ho explained it, haha, its like the elders who can't pronouce.
 
mai_z
post Jun 15 2004, 08:39 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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omg i lmao!
 
X serenity
post Jun 15 2004, 08:57 PM
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why do people always post up something like "learn chinese in 5 minutes"? it's like the same title over and over again... i don't really find it funny... mellow.gif
 
LiNHy POO
post Jun 15 2004, 08:58 PM
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WUT THA DUCK?
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You are not very bright

Yu So Dum


haha i love that one!!! laugh.gif
 
orlando_bloom_lu...
post Jun 15 2004, 09:01 PM
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you're lovely. :]
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i got this from my bother....
flower bridge

fa keui

(its in cantonese)

hrmm i hope its pg-13
 
dani41790
post Jun 16 2004, 09:08 PM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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lolz i saw that b4 but its stio funni
 
*NatiMarie*
post Jun 16 2004, 09:34 PM
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Kind of mean...but funny...yeah it's how to speak like a FOB. But oh well...
 
silentstalkerdud...
post Jun 16 2004, 09:44 PM
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link the great
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haha thats great wow i was like laughin the whole time!
 
LatinaLady
post Jun 16 2004, 10:33 PM
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Look its...
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this is too funny! i seen it before but still its good
 
shawty_redd
post Jun 17 2004, 07:42 AM
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Alisha
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clever but funny
 
rae
post Jun 17 2004, 12:19 PM
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Ai = Love. No Duh.
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QUOTE(aZn_KyOoTi3_x3 @ Jun 15 2004, 8:53 PM)
i've seen thoze b4..they're not that funni and itz not realli learnin` chinese..itz just learnin how to talk lyk a FOB..which iz kinda mean in a way..but n e wayz i guess they're ok..

it is kinda annoying fobish talk... _unsure.gif
 
FlamingFungi
post Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM
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Demon Hunter Fan!
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fob?
 
CoLd_FlAmE
post Jun 17 2004, 12:56 PM
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why did i put this here?
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there are other sites where u would find this its not very funny, even when u read it the first time
 
CoLd_FlAmE
post Jun 17 2004, 12:57 PM
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why did i put this here?
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QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM)
fob?

err.... FOB means someone who doesnt speak engilsh or tries to speak english but fails i think
 
Yemmerz
post Jun 17 2004, 02:44 PM
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old school member
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FOB-fresh off the boat.
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 02:51 PM
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Newbie
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i saw these b4 ermm.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 11:59 PM
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lol at the first couple i didnt get but then i realized what they meant laugh.gif
 
01-supergirl
post Jun 18 2004, 12:27 PM
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N.CARTER
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LOL. Some of these are hilarious =D
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 01:38 PM
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i am member numberr 9000
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lol. i've seen these so many times but it still cracks me up
 
lookitskim
post Jun 18 2004, 11:34 PM
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I HEART NICHOLAS TSE
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hmm i posted this up a while ago.. i wonder where my thread went. huh.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 11:47 PM
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thats funny! it is kinda how my mom talks though
 
umbreon
post Jun 19 2004, 01:26 AM
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&skye.
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lmao...i've seen these but this one is really cleverly written. biggrin.gif
 
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