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 Jun 17 2004, 04:56 AM
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 ::destroy ure tv::  Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,005  |
name 3 steps needed to put an elephant in a fridge.
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Jun 17 2004, 06:28 AM
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Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
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Jun 17 2004, 07:05 AM
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::destroy ure tv:: Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,005 |
genius! okay, next one:
name 4 steps needed to put a giraffe in a fridge. |
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Jun 17 2004, 07:36 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
open the fridge, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, and then close the door.
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Jun 17 2004, 08:13 AM
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::destroy ure tv:: Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,005 |
i bow before u! damn!
okay different one: tarzan is having a party. he invites EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING in the jungle. EVERYTHING ok...now he allocates seats for everyone. he doesnt miss a soul. when the party starts, ONE animal is missing. which animal is it? |
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Jun 17 2004, 09:06 AM
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 Ai = Love. No Duh. Group: Member Posts: 251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,162 |
The giraffe, because he's still in the refrigerator!!
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Jun 17 2004, 09:42 AM
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::destroy ure tv:: Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,005 |
goodness! hmm i should have expected this. when u have an online community consisting of 26, 000 ppl somebody's bound to have an answer.
okay, i'll try another one: there's this hunter who hunts (duh) in the jungle with his dog. now his dog is very well trained when it comes to hunting. when the hunter shoots something down and shouts "go!", the dog races to fetch whatvr the hunter shot. one day they were out hunting and the hunter shot a bird down. he shouted "go!" and the dog raced off for the dead bird. it was quite far off so soon the dog couldnt be seen. the hunter waited and waited and waited, but the dog never returned. what happened to the dog? |
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Jun 17 2004, 11:30 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
um...the dog isn't supposed to return? All he does is run to the prey.
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Jun 17 2004, 11:51 AM
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 Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
he was at the animal meeting
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Jun 17 2004, 12:12 PM
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::destroy ure tv:: Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,005 |
sigh. yea. he was at the party. u guys are no fun. ure too smart fr ure own good!
 
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Jun 17 2004, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE(orionpax @ Jun 17 2004, 1:12 PM) sigh. yea. he was at the party. u guys are no fun. ure too smart fr ure own good! No, because someone posted a thread on this long time ago.
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Jun 17 2004, 07:53 PM
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Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 17 2004, 6:37 PM) No, because someone posted a thread on this long time ago.  huh?   muwahahahahaha....
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Jun 17 2004, 07:55 PM
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QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 17 2004, 8:53 PM) huh? muwahahahahaha....Uh. Please don't spam, or you'll see 18 posts deducted from your post count.
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Jun 20 2004, 03:15 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
thats alot of posts taken off. but yeah some one did post this before and thats why peopel kow it
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Jun 20 2004, 04:52 PM
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Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 20 2004, 3:15 PM) thats alot of posts taken off. Yea he just wants to pick on me because im new. Oh no, was that spam?
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Jun 21 2004, 12:05 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 17 2004, 7:55 PM) Uh. Please don't spam, or you'll see 18 posts deducted from your post count. any reason why it is 18? and you know that funniest part wasn't the joke, it was how everyone answered and we all saw the previous post about this joke, but i got 4/4 or was it 5/5 on the first one, it was funny how he was all pissed. not the joke! hahaha, good one guys. |
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Jun 21 2004, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 21 2004, 1:05 PM) any reason why it is 18? and you know that funniest part wasn't the joke, it was how everyone answered and we all saw the previous post about this joke, but i got 4/4 or was it 5/5 on the first one, it was funny how he was all pissed. not the joke! hahaha, good one guys. Oh, because he had 19 posts back then and it would be funny to see him with one posts left. 
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Jun 21 2004, 12:35 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
open the door, pick up the elephant, put it in
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