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cB is Hiring!
*Spencer*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:09 PM
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So you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
  • Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE FUCK OUT! Or just don't apply.
AVAILABLE POSITIONS
  • People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
  • Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.
REQUIREMENTS
  • Hypocritical thinking.
  • Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.
HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**
 
*Michelle*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:12 PM
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Hello, I'd like to apply for this position.

I think I am perfect for it.

I like to be very nice on this site, and I use words such as "maybe", "if", "possibly," etc but I never mean it. I also throw down the ideas of people I dislike or even the ones who simply disagree with me!

But anyways, the juicy part:
I would like to move up the ladder to take down people, while chatting in secret chatrooms about how to get people to step down. Sometimes I'm joking, sometimes I'm not. But who cares?

I'm a H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E and I prefer the healthy way: brown sugar.

Thanks for reading over.
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I'd like to apply for People Staff. Thanks.
 
jammylise
post Oct 10 2007, 10:12 PM
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I am not afraid, I was born for this.
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lmao, it'd be funny, if someone did apply here.

**happy i took it off** ?
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:13 PM
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^Applications only, dammit. GTFO!

And why did you quote my post?
 
*Insurmountable*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:13 PM
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lmao

rofl1.gif
 
jammylise
post Oct 10 2007, 10:16 PM
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I am not afraid, I was born for this.
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Because i felt like it.
=D
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:17 PM
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Please Stick To The Topic.
 
jammylise
post Oct 10 2007, 10:19 PM
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I am not afraid, I was born for this.
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Group: Official Member
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Joined: Aug 2007
Member No: 565,063
Blah Blah, =D
It's not like you care.

Haha jk.
 
iDecay
post Oct 10 2007, 10:21 PM
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Pocketful of Sunshine
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Member No: 289,004
Hi, I'm a bitch.

Hire me.
 
*Michelle*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(tininja @ Oct 10 2007, 10:21 PM) *
Hi, I'm a bitch.

Hire me.


Short and insincere.

I like.
 
*alovesopure*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:26 PM
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Can I apply for admin? biggrin.gif

DANGIT! I don't fit the requirements... atleast not all of them.
I DON'T HAVE AIM!
 
*Michelle*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE(alovesopure @ Oct 10 2007, 10:26 PM) *
Can I apply for admin? biggrin.gif

DANGIT! I don't fit the requirements... atleast not all of them.
I DON'T HAVE AIM!


Seriously. Spencer, add that to the list of requirements. No, add Trillian.


Damn, I don't use Trillian either :/
 
EddieV
post Oct 10 2007, 10:33 PM
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cB Assassin
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Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm not necessarily a hypocrite however I'm an arrogant a-hole. I hope that's good enough! I work as a banker during the daytime and sleep at nights, so mostly I'd never have time to come on. When I am on though, all I do is post pictures of myself, and always talk about myself. I hope you will all consider me!
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Oct 10 2007, 10:33 PM) *
Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm not necessarily a hypocrite however I'm an arrogant a-hole. I hope that's good enough! I work as a banker during the daytime and sleep at nights, so mostly I'd never have time to come on. When I am on though, all I do is post pictures of myself, and always talk about myself. I hope you will all consider me!
Ok, we'll set you up with Mike. Y'all sound about the same and he can be your staff mentor.
 
*Michelle*
post Oct 10 2007, 10:38 PM
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Hey!

Who's my mentor?
 
TangyBang
post Oct 10 2007, 10:54 PM
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Senior Member
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Group: Member
Posts: 88
Joined: Oct 2007
Member No: 579,987
Hire me. TY
 
iDecay
post Oct 10 2007, 10:55 PM
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Pocketful of Sunshine
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I want one too. sad.gif
 
*Michelle*
post Oct 10 2007, 11:07 PM
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Hey, we have til the 16th, Tina. I suppose Eddie got hired right away b/c he is really needed/ wanted. :T
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 10 2007, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE(Michelle @ Oct 10 2007, 11:07 PM) *
Hey, we have til the 16th, Tina. I suppose Eddie got hired right away b/c he is really needed/ wanted. :T
No, he just sounded identical to Mike. Good thing there was someone that already liked to flaunt their shit on staff or else Eddie was screwed.
 
misoshiru
post Oct 11 2007, 12:14 AM
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yan lin♥
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Member No: 13,627
hi, i'm rarely around.
so you guys can do whatever shit you like.
hire me. _smile.gif
 
Note
post Oct 11 2007, 01:05 AM
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I have 6 blue blocks :3
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Ooooooh, I wanna apply for design staff. I'm good with photoshop, not people. mellow.gif I've been here for a while and I contributed a couple layouts. So yah . . .

As for the hypo thing, I guess I tell A LOT of people to stop using the word "gay" as a substitute for lame or stupid. But then I go ahead and call everything I like "hecka gay". Not really a good example so I'll use the homework thing. I don't like letting people copy my homework but then I copy homework every other day. _smile.gif

But to be honest, I'm not really that much of a hypocrite. But I AM surrounded by bunchies for 6 hours monday thru friday. If I have to learn to be a hypocrite to become a design staff then heck, I'll do it. Good enough? Hire me.
 
Jennifer
post Oct 11 2007, 01:13 AM
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<3
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I want to be on people staff biggrin.gif

But please only use me as a last resort.. I may end up outshining you all. We don't want that now do we..

LOL. rofl1.gif

Nehhh.
 
*tripvertigo*
post Oct 11 2007, 01:18 AM
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i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!
 
*alovesopure*
post Oct 11 2007, 01:25 AM
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^ Best. Application. Ever.

If they don't hire you,... I'LL STEP DOWN!

Oh.. wait.. _unsure.gif
 
*Uronacid*
post Oct 11 2007, 07:34 AM
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THESE HIRING THREADS ARE ALWAYS A JOKE!!! AGGGHH!!!
 
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