This is so great!, Well, it is for me... |
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| *Uronacid* |
 Oct 4 2007, 07:44 PM
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Well anyways, I was at the Cheese Cake factory today for lunch. I came in to the place starving. Anyway, this pretty girl leads me to my seat, I sit down and she tells me my waiter or waitress will be right with me. Typical stuff, until I saw my waiter. Haha, my waiter was the kid who had teased me for years in high school.
Let me tell you a little bit about how I met this kid. A long time ago, about five years ago (I was 16), I entered into the Computer Networking Vocational Program (Cisco network Academy) at a local Boces. It was awesome. I was so happy to get accepted. This program would shape my career for the rest of my life. After all, that is what I do today. I'm a network administrator at a CPA Firm and I make a lot of money for my age (My official title is Desktop and Network Support Specialist). Well, this kid went to the same class as me except he was one year ahead of me, and thought he was the bees knees. This kid thought he knew everything. It really pissed me off. I mean, he would f**k up all our computers so we couldn't fix them. He would make all the screens display themselves sideways, and uninstall the video card drivers. We were real newbies so we didn't know what to do. He would stand and watch us as we tried to fix our computers and fail. I was the only kid to out smart him. One day I got sick of it, pulled the hard drive from his PC, and hid it. He had to do all his work over again, and when he found out it was me it was war. Every day he would pick on me, and every day I said nothing. There was nothing I could do except piss him off. He knew more about computers than me and there was nothing I could do about it. I was literally forced to reformat my school hard drive every day. I did just that. Eventually he left (graduated), and I stayed behind. I helped people learn, but mostly kept to myself. With all the trouble shooting I had gone through (due to that a-hole), I had learned more about these things than any other kid in the class. I graduated, went to college, graduated, and got my first job in the IT field. Back to the Cheese Cake factory. It was that kid. That kid who had teased me for all these years. He was waiting on me hand and foot. I don't think he realized it was me. I didn't tell him, because I knew he would have spit in my food. I grinned inside. I felt so satisfied to know that I had one. I was a more successful person than he would probably ever be. It's times like these that make me feel like all the hard work I did in high school paid off. Haha, fuck that kid. I think I'll go back there tomorrow, and say hello. :] |
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Oct 4 2007, 07:45 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
I thought you were poor Josh. But you can actually afford to eat at Cheesecake Factory? Wow. I bow down to you.
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| *Programmer* |
Oct 4 2007, 07:45 PM
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cheesecake factory is for fat boy's.
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| *Uronacid* |
Oct 4 2007, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Oct 4 2007, 08:45 PM)  I thought you were poor Josh. But you can actually afford to eat at Cheesecake Factory? Wow. I bow down to you. I'm not rich, but I'm definitely not poor. xD QUOTE(Programmer @ Oct 4 2007, 08:45 PM) cheesecake factory is for fat boy's. I save half my meal and take it home for dinner. Those meals are huge. They are also tasty. |
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| *Michelle* |
Oct 4 2007, 07:48 PM
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f**k, the Cheesecake Factory isn't that expensive. -_-
Anyways, when you left, you should have left him a piece of paper that said "f**k YOU!" instead of a tip. I hope you didn't leave him a tip. I have breakfast from there for about an entire week; that's how large the meal is for me. >_< |
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| *Uronacid* |
Oct 4 2007, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE(Michelle @ Oct 4 2007, 08:48 PM) f**k, the Cheesecake Factory isn't that expensive. -_- Anyways, when you left, you should have left him a piece of paper that said "f**k YOU!" instead of a tip. I hope you didn't leave him a tip. Naw, but I tipped another waitress. xD |
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| *Insurmountable* |
Oct 4 2007, 08:28 PM
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:LMAO: You worked hard in high school?!
Mr. I'm going to fail certain things and pass certain things so I pass with the lowest passing grade. |
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| *Uronacid* |
Oct 4 2007, 08:50 PM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Oct 4 2007, 09:28 PM) :LMAO: You worked hard in high school?! Mr. I'm going to fail certain things and pass certain things so I pass with the lowest passing grade. Hey I worked very hard to get those grades... when I was in high school I scored specific grades on tests so I could have an average of 69. So, yes I did get bad grades on purpose. I had to know my stuff to do that. :P |
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Oct 4 2007, 08:53 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Ha ha this was amusing, you should of spilled your drink and made him clean it up and told him who you was after you was done eating your lunch.
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| *Uronacid* |
Oct 4 2007, 08:59 PM
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Oct 4 2007, 09:53 PM) Ha ha this was amusing, you should of spilled your drink and made him clean it up and told him who you was after you was done eating your lunch. Keep the ideas comming!! I should have stabbed him with the steak knife. |
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Oct 4 2007, 09:02 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Take a ketchup bottle and squirt it on him, make it look like an accident.
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| *Uronacid* |
Oct 4 2007, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Oct 4 2007, 10:02 PM) Take a ketchup bottle and squirt it on him, make it look like an accident. good idea!! |
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Oct 5 2007, 08:28 PM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
 What a coincidence. Well the bad guy always ends up worse off..
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| *alovesopure* |
Oct 5 2007, 08:49 PM
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 That is hilarious. Sweet sweet victory. The Cheesecake factory is amazinggggg.  But srsly, thats awesome. I have a pretty funny Cheesecake factory story, but its not as good as yours, and its kind of like a 'you had to be there' sort of thing. So if I told it now, all of you would be like STFU that isn't funny! 
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Oct 5 2007, 08:53 PM
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 sang loves hayden. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 |
Lol, that's kind of funny.
Poor dude, but why the hell is he working there? He couldn't get another job from anywhere else on computer stuff? lol. I love Cheesecake Factory! =O |
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Oct 5 2007, 09:49 PM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
you should've used a knife to cut something, then raise your hand enthusiastically as he approached, allowing the knife to subtly fly out of your hand preferably in the direction of the boiii!
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Oct 5 2007, 10:04 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Cheesecake factor is not that expensive. Depends on what you get, and even then, the food's not that good. Blehh... It just goes to show that some people are just all talk. ;]
Yea next time you come by and say hello, you should be like "remember that time.. blah blah blah. Oh hey did you know I do this now? SUCKS FOR YOU!" jk =X Also, request a drink, and complain that he got it wrong. >=] Mess with him! |
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Oct 5 2007, 11:56 PM
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 ;D Group: Banned Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 532,144 |
I love the cheesecake factory!
You're 21? |
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| *davinci* |
Oct 6 2007, 11:17 AM
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You did learn a lot from him messing with you in the past so it's nice that you didn't do anything to make him feel bad, though that would've been fun.
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| *Villainess* |
Oct 6 2007, 08:37 PM
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On the back of your recipt or napkin you should have wrote "5 Dollars" on it.
ive done it to assholes in the waiting industry before.. |
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Oct 6 2007, 10:01 PM
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Yo. CF is the bomb digity fresh.
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Oct 6 2007, 10:32 PM
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 BANG Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,234 |
You should have 'accidentally' spill food EVERYWHERE.
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Oct 6 2007, 11:33 PM
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 that's what she said Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512 |
hahaha oh man, that's hilarious.
& now i'm hungry. |
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