Ever Farted in Public?, Class, outside of house? |
 Dec 21 2004, 05:44 PM
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haha. i know i havent =]
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May 19 2005, 01:22 PM
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 Go on, hug me, I dare you... Group: Member Posts: 299 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,809 |
QUOTE(SnowSlasher @ Apr 27 2005, 3:07 AM) of course all the guys do! Its cheap entertainment!  God yeah, I consider a day wasted if I havent cracked a fart joke. All this rubbish about it being immature, its so true! Ha ha, where? everywhere - classrooms, train station, on my friends head, where I think is the most funny. |
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May 31 2005, 09:43 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Yes, but they're usually silent. Mwaha :D It's only the natural thing to do.
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May 31 2005, 09:54 PM
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 Senior Itis Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007 |
third grade math class. I had some spicy stuff for lunch and I remember needing to go to the bathroom, but my teacher wouldn't let me. Wrong decision.
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Jun 2 2005, 09:59 PM
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 music bitch Group: Member Posts: 63 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,699 |
who hasn't farted in public..
can you be normal if you haven't? |
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Jun 3 2005, 03:46 PM
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u know a normal person farts about 14 times a day
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Jun 18 2005, 07:46 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
You could put this in the lounge if you want since it doesn't seem like only boys fart in public. :)
I have a way of making my farts come out silently. It's kinda weird and hard to explain. o_O [Yes, I farted in public once or twice but not out loud]. |
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Jun 19 2005, 08:08 AM
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 chauvinist? Group: Member Posts: 73 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,392 |
i...don't really fart...
but i "leak"...== |
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Jun 19 2005, 07:54 PM
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 i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
pfft woh i fart everone farts it s natural but!
this one time i had asparagus and i farted reeeeal loud in the car and it smelled so bad that everyone was dieing they had to stop the car and evacuate to catch a breath and air out the car |
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Jun 19 2005, 08:12 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
An average human being farts 2 pints of gas a day. If you bottled up all that gas in the whole state of Rhode Island (in 24 hours), it could fill up a large hot air balloon. It is perfectly natural and sometimes you really need to "pass gas", but society has made it a rule that it's bad to fart. Which really sucks because your body's just naturally releasing gas and you can't do it in public or people will laugh at you. Yeah.. Stupid rules of propriety.
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Jun 20 2005, 10:38 PM
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 Young Hollywood Group: Member Posts: 229 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,156 |
yea i have. i think everyone has, but.. how come people get embarrased about something everyone does?
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Jun 21 2005, 02:52 AM
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no, i don't get gassy. i don't fart.
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Sep 15 2007, 09:14 PM
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I did once in the middle of class but i said it was my chair
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Sep 30 2007, 05:44 PM
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Thats bull if you havent.
Everyone has. QUOTE no, i don't get gassy. i don't fart. Everyone farts, even if you arent gassy. Its a natural thing that everyone does. |
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Oct 1 2007, 06:09 PM
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'Course.
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Oct 1 2007, 06:41 PM
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HAHAHA
The wonderful thing about living things :D Sorry. This topic just makes me giggle. LOL |
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| *themarkster* |
Oct 1 2007, 06:54 PM
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Who hasn't?
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Oct 1 2007, 07:28 PM
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Yeah, all the time.
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Oct 1 2007, 08:41 PM
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yeah.
one time it was so bad i thought i sharted at least im honest 
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Oct 1 2007, 11:35 PM
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 CheccMate Foo! Group: Member Posts: 839 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 487,531 |
All the time! lol, like I ask my buddies "Want to hear something funny?" and I let it rip. Long silent ones aren't that funny, however.
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Oct 2 2007, 01:54 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
lol i fart all teh time. even in yo face!!
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Oct 3 2007, 06:07 PM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
Lol diana that made me laugh so hard.
Yeah I have, everyone pretty much has its "natural". It was just an itsy bitsy one though that like makes no noise or smell luckily :) |
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Oct 7 2007, 12:07 PM
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 I am not afraid, I was born for this. Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 |
LOL, yeah i farted in public before.
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Nov 14 2007, 10:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,815 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 423,396 |
I used to always let them know. Luckily, I've stopped.
Sometimes, I can be one of those silent-but-deadly people. 
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Nov 14 2007, 10:19 PM
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Heck yes. I mean it's only natural as some of you have mentioned here. Lucklily when I ever I have farted in public mine have silent ones. However I once when I was in school and during a test in mid silence a classmate decided to let one rip. It sounded like a foghorn and smelled like a sewer line broke! Everyone including the classmate thought it was funny, the teacher however showed no sense of humour. Go figure. Nothing more worse than trying to hold in the ass gas! LOL!
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Nov 14 2007, 10:20 PM
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hahaha school must count so yeaaaa i have.
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