ICE POPS...ORAL SEX!, LOL!!! |
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 Oct 1 2007, 12:57 AM
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 I am not afraid, I was born for this.  Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063  |
So today, my best friend and i were talking look.
Angel: Damn, yo i don't think i should ask Janelis(his girlfriend, mycousin.) to give me head! Me: *Laughs*..why? Angel: Because, yo! i bought her an Ice pop and she was sucking it and she broke half of it off. I thought at first it was by accident so i bought her another, SAME THING! i don't want her mistreating my dick. LOL, I just walked away from him because it was so funny. anyone think that's true? the theory. lmao, mad funny. Angels theory: QUOTE i'ma give all my girls a test. it's called the ice pop test, if they are good at sucking the ice pop they will succeed in giving me [head] (he said something else...haha) |
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| *Girthy* |
Oct 1 2007, 01:28 AM
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i like to bite popsicles...
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| *alovesopure* |
Oct 1 2007, 01:29 AM
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^ Yeah, me too.
 That is a silly test.
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Oct 1 2007, 01:30 AM
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xkcd always Group: Member Posts: 457 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 521,059 |
how stupid.
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Oct 1 2007, 01:31 AM
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I am not afraid, I was born for this. Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 |
QUOTE($$$ soul @ Oct 1 2007, 02:30 AM)  how stupid. Lol, i know. he's mad crazy. I Like to bite ice pops too |
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Oct 1 2007, 05:47 AM
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Senior Member Group: Banned Posts: 32 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 551,063 |
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Oct 1 2007, 06:20 AM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
^ eddie? LOL
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| *Michelle* |
Oct 1 2007, 01:47 PM
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Um. I don't think sucking an ice-pop or whatever is the same as sucking a dick.
 I don't know. One of them tastes better, and, um, therefore, it's easier to "eat."
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Oct 1 2007, 03:06 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I think it'd be better to compare giving head with eating a tootsie pop. Because of how long it takes to get the treat that's within.
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Oct 1 2007, 06:13 PM
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 BANG Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,234 |
That's just f*cking retarded.
Is he like worried she's gunna break his dick? Gosh... |
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Oct 1 2007, 07:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA all I have for this.
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Oct 1 2007, 08:02 PM
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PSH, That's all I used to hear. "Don't suck lollipops or Popsicles in front of guys. They'll think you give head."
haha, no. |
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Oct 1 2007, 10:51 PM
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I bite my ice pops as well.
 I'm sure she'd know not to bite such a sensitive bodily organ. 
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Oct 1 2007, 10:57 PM
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here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
Popsicles tastes good.
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Oct 1 2007, 10:59 PM
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 pyrobeastilnecrophilaic Group: Member Posts: 217 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 562,974 |
I'll give him credit for his creativness
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Oct 2 2007, 01:53 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
you shoudl have her suck on a banana. ;D
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Oct 2 2007, 02:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 464,312 |
not a good test for several reasons...
you have to be gentle with a dick you can bite the hell out of an ice pop ice pops are cold therefore give you brain freezies lol dicks are warm and sometimes leave a salty taste in your mouth lol you can eat an ice pop in public however you please and no one will say anything if you suck a dick in public you'll probably get arrested... too many differences. because who is to say she will treat that ice pop the same as his man part? still creative thinking though. I give him an A for effort =] |
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Oct 2 2007, 02:40 AM
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I am not afraid, I was born for this. Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 |
QUOTE you can eat an ice pop in public however you please and no one will say anything false. i'm sure everyman and his dirty mind will be thinking or even saying freaky comments about giving head. lol |
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Oct 2 2007, 02:42 AM
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QUOTE(jammylise @ Oct 2 2007, 12:40 AM) false. i'm sure everyman and his dirty mind will be thinking or even saying freaky comments about giving head. lol hahahaha good point. well it's true if there are no perverts around 
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Oct 2 2007, 02:43 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
lol. ALL GUYS are perverts
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Oct 2 2007, 02:46 AM
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I am not afraid, I was born for this. Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 |
Duh.
Which is why, you don't suck on a lolipop, icepop or anything edible in front of a dude unless your gonna give him some head...or flirting with him. because they are gonna think like damn......and think about you and his..LOL lemme stop. |
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Oct 2 2007, 02:47 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
well, im a guy, and ive sucked on a banana plenty of times. would u like to see my video ?
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Oct 2 2007, 02:47 AM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Oct 2 2007, 12:43 AM) lol. ALL GUYS are perverts yes. i agree. |
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Oct 2 2007, 02:48 AM
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I am not afraid, I was born for this. Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 |
LOL Sucked or ate?
yesss i wouldddd =] |
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Oct 2 2007, 02:49 AM
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