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absurdrandomness
post Aug 31 2007, 09:27 PM
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im not gay and my school makes it mandatory that we gotta shower after p.e and i get a boner in the shower and im not actually being aroused by anyone

im 11 and now everyone thinks im gay cuz i got a boner in the shower. but im not i jackoff to girl porn and hentai.

why did this happen to me
 
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post Aug 31 2007, 11:08 PM
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Maybe you were thinking of a hot girl at the time?

Or the hot water was..
 
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post Aug 31 2007, 11:57 PM
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I get boner for no reason. I can't control it either.
That mean you are a natural! alway ready lol!
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 12:29 AM
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Just tell the other boys that you're more manly than them and have started to develop ahead of them.

Maybe find ways to cover it up? Skip gym class? Tell your teacher you have a tummy ache and go shower ahead of everyone else.

We really don't need to know what your touch yourself to. Try to keep the gay/masturbation comments to yourself.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(absurdrandomness @ Aug 31 2007, 07:27 PM) *
im 11 and now everyone thinks im gay cuz i got a boner in the shower. but im not i jackoff to girl porn and hentai.

aren't you too young for that
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 09:19 AM
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Just be like "Youre just jealous cause Ive developed quicker."
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 09:45 AM
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SUPRISE BUTTSECKS.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 09:51 AM
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Cover it up!
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 10:26 AM
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Tell them about how you jack off to girl porn and hentai.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 10:48 AM
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QUOTE(jue @ Sep 1 2007, 03:26 PM) *
Tell them about how you jack off to girl porn and hentai.

Exactly.
Or start weightlifting and win your manhoodpoints back.You dont want to be an arjuna with 0 points do you?
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Sep 1 2007, 11:48 AM) *
Exactly.
Or start weightlifting and win your manhoodpoints back.You dont want to be an arjuna with 0 points do you?

laugh.gif You amuse me.

You could always cut your wanker off if it's that big a problem.
 
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post Sep 2 2007, 02:02 AM
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Sep 1 2007, 10:48 AM) *
Exactly.
Or start weightlifting and win your manhoodpoints back.You dont want to be an arjuna with 0 points do you?

LMAO That is horrible laugh.gif

Or, stuff a whole mess of lesbo porn in your backpack, and "acidentally" drop your backpack, so all the porn comes out thumbsup.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2007, 02:20 AM
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Least you aren't on meatspin.
 
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post Sep 2 2007, 02:31 AM
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ROFL You are gay. who gets boner when showering with other guys. thats total gay alert status dawg. just come out of that closet already niggah.
 
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post Sep 2 2007, 03:16 AM
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Least you aren't on meatspin.

LMFAO.
 
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post Sep 2 2007, 06:03 PM
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maybe you just got aroused because "someone" just anyone got naked. Maybe you got aroused at the thought of nakedness, not guys?



Ehh the best I could help.
 
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post Sep 3 2007, 07:25 AM
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For chrissakes, put the porno down and go outside and play

That's just disgusting at your age.

And just because you get aroused in the shower with other guys doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. You may just be going through that stage where you can't control your erections, or it may be something to do with the shower that turns you on.

Or you may be gay.

Either/either.
 
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post Sep 4 2007, 11:03 PM
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No, the real question is; why were the other boys looking at your penis?
 
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post Sep 5 2007, 07:50 AM
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^ Because they were in the shower and boys always like to compare. _smile.gif

Anyway, you're still a kid and can't control your erections. Actually, it happens to guys too. Don't let it get to you.

Change school. rofl1.gif No, seriously, like someone said; drop porn magazines on the floor.
 
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post Sep 5 2007, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(xKatt @ Sep 4 2007, 11:03 PM) *
No, the real question is; why were the other boys looking at your penis?


Good one.

"I was looking at porn. Why did you get a boner after seeing mine? shifty.gif"
 
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post Sep 5 2007, 04:03 PM
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Are you sure you arent gay?
Like 100000 percent sure..

you are still young you should experiment and get that out of your system and maybe then yiu wont be so perky in the shower.
 
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post Sep 5 2007, 06:00 PM
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Maybe it was just a random one. shrug.gif I say you go with the porn excuse or say "At least I can get a boner." Just go with the porn thing. You can't go wrong.
 
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post Sep 8 2007, 04:07 PM
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Hahaha okay. WELL Im gay, but sometimes i get a hard on when im with girls. But im not attracted to them. I really dont know how to answer. I bet. When you are like rupping yourself with the soap and stuff, you get so relaxed you get hard. That could be a reason i dunno.
 
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post Sep 8 2007, 07:09 PM
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your like so young.
11? c'mon, isnt it like cartoons instead of porn!?
 
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post Sep 8 2007, 10:24 PM
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Well you shoulda came back by saying, "Yeah I was thinking about your mom."
 
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