RIP : A tribute to a Douchebag, Jason Options

[*Uronacid*]

Name: Jason
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The last words said by Rev. Joshua:

We gather here today to mourn yet celebrate the loss of Jason. He made a desperate attempt at being cool on this website, but was barely intelligent enough to come across as anything more than an illegal immigrant.

An Asian boy who hadn't talked to white people since he was 4 years old, Jason lead a horrible life. He grew up around crime, violence, bad grammar, drugs, and kids who hang out at Mickey D's without eating. Growing up in this tragic setting, Jason was determined to break the mold that those around him had heavily placed in his life. He wanted to go above and beyond the rest.

Unfortunately, he had not seen the rest of the world. The standards that his friends and family had placed in his minds eye were far to low for the rest of the world. His home town was so severely suffocated by stupidity that even the internet could not save him.

What killed this good man. A virus killed him. A virus called "THE STAFF"! Something that has killed many cuBers. It is unfortunate that one more of us, no matter how stupid he was, fell to this deadly virus. Jason, more stupid than a salmon, may I repeat your last words before a moment of silence. You made us all feel better about ourselves, "You dig?"

*moment of silence*