Bullshit Stories, What's Happened to You? Options

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You ever hear someone telling a story that you just know is made-up bullshit? Well now it's your turn. Make up a bullshit story, even if some parts are true. Exaggerate your asses off.

Me and my buddy Alex were riding our bikes to my house from his when we saw this big 18 wheeler dropping off a van in a lot filled with junked cars, some crushed and flattened. It then preceded to back into the van, Im guessing for our amusement and then drove off. So me and Alex take some bricks and smash out the windows, thinking its a junker. Not a minute goes by that the same truck drives up again and matter-of-factly asks us if we broke the windows. We say no and he says "Well guess what you little f**ker, Im calling the cops. So we say f**k you and ride off. Cop comes and this overweight a-hole comes over and asks us some questions. The thing you gotta realize about my buddy alex is that he's f**kin crazy. We used to jump off bridges into water, this f**k would dive head first without even testing how deep the water was. He'd jump onto moving trains, the kids crazy. So while Im talking to the cop, answering some questions, he moves behind him and grabs the cops tazer gun from his belt. He shoots the f**kin cop with his own tazer gun in the arm before he could fully turn around and we both run for it. We get to my house and he's laughing while Im panicking. I punch him in the jaw and we wrestle on the ground for a few minutes before we're both exhausted. We waited a few days and decided we had gotten away with it. This was a few years ago and Ive never done anything since that would possibly warrant a cops attention. Its safe to say I am terrified of all cops now, as I should be. Alex unfortunately was shot and killed during a stick up at a convenience store. Closed casket, it was horrible.