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long distance surfing
Fireshrieker
post Jun 1 2004, 02:35 PM
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Feh... I want ramen!!
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I thought I'd share this with all of you. IRC-style.




docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ****ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our ****ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! F*** F*** F***!!
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)





haha. more bash.org funness.
 
 
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hybrid
post Jun 1 2004, 02:37 PM
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pixel hybrid
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There's such thing as long distance surfing? blink.gif I'm confused.. and where exactly does this site stays? Haha. I'm so confused, its not even funny! But hey, that's pretty funny.. if its not true.. wacko.gif
 
*krnxswat*
post Jun 1 2004, 02:37 PM
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moved to humor.
 
DesperateXMeasur...
post Jun 1 2004, 05:19 PM
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I <3 profanity
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xDD
 
Fireshrieker
post Jun 4 2004, 12:02 PM
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Feh... I want ramen!!
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lol its a joke. there is no longdistance surfing. This just exemplifies the stupidity of some people on IRC (docsigma2000).
 
Chidori
post Jun 4 2004, 01:40 PM
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Rawr. Go eat yourself.
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hahaha. Gim. You crazy chink.
 
Winter
post Jun 6 2004, 02:58 AM
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Lol OMG that's so stupid! I mean that guy's so stupid hahaha...
 
177emories
post Jun 6 2004, 03:30 PM
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that guy is just sttttuuupid hahaha
 
dani41790
post Jun 6 2004, 04:08 PM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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hahaha man thats funni laugh.gif
 
LatinaLady
post Jun 6 2004, 04:11 PM
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Look its...
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im confused with this i dont get it
 
islandkiss
post Jun 14 2004, 07:23 PM
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Kermit the frog = <3
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o....... ha.
 
conster
post Jun 15 2004, 01:13 PM
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doot doot doot
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lmao hahaha thats hilarious i like these jokes
 
mglbaby
post Jun 15 2004, 01:26 PM
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rofl!! laugh.gif
 
SarahxJoy
post Jun 15 2004, 06:58 PM
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What the fack.
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Not sure about the long distance surfing, but it was overall funny! LoL. happy.gif
 
Ryan
post Jun 15 2004, 07:00 PM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore
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lol....idiot
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 09:54 PM
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stupid
 
CrimsonSkyGraphi...
post Apr 3 2005, 03:19 PM
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LMFAO! laugh.gif I loooove that.
 
xbr0kensmil3
post Apr 3 2005, 05:55 PM
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whatever d00de
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lmao that made me laugh for a few mins.
 
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post Apr 5 2005, 05:23 PM
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA....*TAKES BREATH* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.................no
 

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