The Cause of Road Rage, I'm deffinitly part of it... Options

[*Uronacid*]

Recently my friend Jeremy took his five hour driving course. he had to watch a video that warned the dangers of road rage. The video featured simple man driving home from work during rush hour traffic. He becomes upset with the driver in front of him for absolutely no reason what so ever. Frustrated, he follows the driver into a ravine, pulls a baseball bat out of his trunk, and walks toward the other car ready to pound the shit out of the driver. All of the sudden, the driver magically pulls a 9mm out of his pocket and shoots the man with the bat, killing him instantly.

I was inspired by this story. So recently I purchased a fake gun with the hopes of someone attacking me with a baseball bat. Lately I have been searching for my baseball bat equipped, rage infested driver and giving it to him good with my replica 9mm sitting in the glove compartment of my Deawoo Lanos.

I have been trying so hard. At times I will just flip people off and start cussing at them fr no reason. I put off like I'm "right and they are wrong". Sometimes I will cut people off, slow down, switch lanes to get right beside them, and give them the finger while cussing my head off.

The best one was when me and my sister pulled up on both sides of a car and started cussing at the driver together. Frustrated, angry, and confused (because they hadn't done anything) retaliated by flipping us both off with both her hands. She immediately lost control and drove herself into a ditch. (she was fine though, looking in the mirror I could see her regain control and get back onto the shoulder of the road.)

There's nothing like the rush of someone who is angry with you, and cannot do anything about it. I had this soccer mom with all her kids sitting in the back seat give me a "number one" with a "f**k you a-hole" tacked onto it.

Do you people do anything like this?

[brooklyneast05]

what the hell is wrong with u?

[*SayBloodyMary*]

No, I don't, because that is completely irresponsible and really very silly.

Well, that and I don't have a licence, but hypothetically speaking.

[*Uronacid*]

what the hell is wrong with u?

I'm crazy

No, I don't, because that is completely irresponsible and really very silly.

Well, that and I don't have a licence, but hypothetically speaking.

Don't worry, you'll get one... and from your signature. You'll be the one with the baseball bat.

[brooklyneast05]

ur stupid

[*Uronacid*]

ur stupid

no you.. xD *whine*

[*Villainess*]

Ill make a mental note to never drive on the same road you are on...

No i mean ive went paintballing in a car and f**ked up some cars with pink paint but...i havent gone THAT far.

[*Uronacid*]

Ill make a mental note to never drive on the same road you are on...

No i mean ive went paintballing in a car and f**ked up some cars with pink paint but...i havent gone THAT far.

Haha, that's blast. I have done that before. But it was a few years ago. I didn't own the car. I just shot the gun. We drove down route 4 shooting cars at 75 MPH, but the only problem is the wind... ugh, wind and paintballs aren't a good mix.

[*Uronacid*]

Send me a post card from prison. Might as well get a real gun..I have seen people end up in jail for threatening people with fake guns. Might as well get the real thing.

I wasn't going to threaten them. I was going to wait for them to threaten me, and then wave a gun in their face for self defense. Jeez... I'm not dumb *sigh*

[*Villainess*]

Haha, that's blast. I have done that before. But it was a few years ago. I didn't own the car. I just shot the gun. We drove down route 4 shooting cars at 75 MPH, but the only problem is the wind... ugh, wind and paintballs aren't a good mix.

I found that its better to do it on a 40 MPH or less road. But then again it kinda increases your risk of getting busted.

[brooklyneast05]

So what happens when they threaten you and pull out a real gun, and you have your fake one?

seriously
who carries baseball bats around, ur way more likely to run into someone with a gun

[*Uronacid*]

I found that its better to do it on a 40 MPH or less road. But then again it kinda increases your risk of getting busted.

Maybe I should try busting out my paint ball gun in rush hour traffic. I just recently purchased a ZUES2 (its a paint ball pistol). I could just keep my sun roof open and have it angled just right in my back seat. Shoot cars by lobbing shots ahead of me.

So what happens when they threaten you and pull out a real gun, and you have your fake one?

You know, I like to think of myself as Mel Gibson in Brave Heart, but also when he's drunk driving. Think of both, but mixed together. That's me. I'm brave, but crazy.

seriously
who carries baseball bats around, ur way more likely to run into someone with a gun

Then I will pretend to shoot them. I have a black belt in tai kwon do. I can take a gun. F**k that, I can kill helicopters.

p.s. your dog is dead. I killed it.

[*SayBloodyMary*]

I wasn't going to threaten them. I was going to wait for them to threaten me, and then wave a gun in their face for self defense. Jeez... I'm not dumb *sigh*

Your first post would suggest otherwise.

[*Villainess*]

I hope you guys know he was bullshitting...And if he wasnt then....Ill pretend not to know him when hes on the news..

[*Uronacid*]

Your first post would suggest otherwise.

Well, then you should read the other "more serious" posts.

[*Uronacid*]

Ha..whatever man. Just don't bring Holly with you when you do that.

Shhhh... don't say that name. I'm still her boyfriend, but I don't want people going to her when they get up set with me. :P

[*Villainess*]

Or if you do bring holly.Maybe you should tie her up and make it look like youi kidnapped her.

Wait..i shouldent be condoning this behavior.

[*Uronacid*]

Or if you do bring holly.Maybe you should tie her up and make it look like youi kidnapped her.

Wait..i shouldent be condoning this behavior.

Hmmm, maybe head off to look out point afterward... kinky xD

Alright, well I'm off to lunch. Have fun with this topic guys.

[*Insurmountable*]

OHHH
so thats why I drove while I was visiting you...makes sense now.


OMG i wish i was there to see you and Liz do that. I mean of course you both drive down the road honking your horn randomly and flipping people off but for someone to go over in a ditch. THATS CLASSIC

and to think i missed it!

[*Elba*]

HAHAHAHAHA You're f**king crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

No, my road rage isn't that bad.

[*Insurmountable*]

PSHA he could never tie me up. I would kick him in the face xD

Oh yea guys he isn't bsing any of this to be honest..

At least from my knowledge, I do know that video is real though xD

[weed]

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD!!!
ive never done any of this on purpose.
your crazy.
you wil lget killed one day.

[ClaudelGFX]

Yeah that's "cool" for you i guess, but think about this.. one day some crazy ass m0f0 might blow your brains out and that would be more funny then your silly little stories.

In the end everyone will get what they asked for.

[*Steven*]

Worst I get with road rage is making people drive really slow, then when they switch lanes to get in front of me, I drop a gear and get back in front of them, irritating them to hell. But I try not to do that anymore :)

[*Uronacid*]

Worst I get with road rage is making people drive really slow, then when they switch lanes to get in front of me, I drop a gear and get back in front of them, irritating them to hell. But I try not to do that anymore :)

Thanks for the advice. I will try to do that more often.